What If You Gave Him A Dorito?

What if you gave him a dorito?

I don't have any on hand 😭 (my broke-arse can't afford shiz rn)

But if I can get some one day, i'll offer em some!

Could prolly get the og and the cool ranch

try giving dorito man a pet on the head

He almost bit me :(

It was kinda weird how it was even done tho. The eye is also a mouth?????

Hella weird but cool, would try again. But i don't plan on losing any limbs today.

It's currently night now, and I think he might be staying in the piano room cuz there's a couch there.

Doesn't even wanna be near the blanket I tried to offer (darn)

Dude's kinda shaking. i'm a lil worried but he's yappin about not needing help or pity.

(he lowkey sounds like a gmod/roblox squeaker)

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using words like "wowie!" "yippee!" and "hooray!" unironically have done wonders for joy

get the cat maid outfit and put it on dorito now that should scare him off!!!

Now that's just evil (i'm bad at being evil)

Plus he isn't bothering me too much, we're both mostly minding our own business.

He hasn't really tried to kill me yet, but ig if he does, that'll be my only defense (if it even works)

He's still in the piano room

(man he's short. Whatever tho, we stan a short king lol)

Hasn't noticed me yet.