Am I Aboutta Become A Really Powerful Wizard Or Somethin?????

Am I aboutta become a really powerful wizard or somethin?????

Me irl

What if you gave him a dorito?

I don't have any on hand 😭 (my broke-arse can't afford shiz rn)

But if I can get some one day, i'll offer em some!

Could prolly get the og and the cool ranch

I went to check on him.

Never seen anyone sleep so dramatically before.

(I you wanna keep up to date with happenings, here's a live-archive of updates! I'll try keeping em in order)

using words like "wowie!" "yippee!" and "hooray!" unironically have done wonders for joy

If Bill wont accept a blanket or food perhaps he will accept something else?

He seemed to have an interest in that piano maybe he wants some tunes?

I could give that a shot. I play a lil piano myself (can't read notes well tho)

Dunno if he'd like what I usually play tho.

Also his name's Bill?

Good thing I don't have to keep calling him 'dorito guy' or 'top-hat tortilla' anymore (he hated both of them and refused to tell me his name anyways. Could also be why he's refusing help or assistance)

I caved in

(TW: EYESTRAIN BELOW)

[please don't repost/but feel free to use as inspo]