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Ekko: Eclipse Please Tell Me Thats Vanilla Ice Cream

Ekko: eclipse please tell me thatโ€™s Vanilla ice cream

Eclipse:*have white stuff on his face* Iโ€™m eating a powdered doughnut

Ekko: oh

Ekko:โ€ฆ can I have one?

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3 years ago

Ekko: Eclipse and I donโ€™t use pet names.

Jinx: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Ekko: Honey?

Eclipse : Yes, firefly?

Ekko:

Jinx: Don't ever lie to my face again.


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3 years ago

Ekko, texting Eclipse : Eclipse ! Help Iโ€™m being kidnapped

Jinx: Where are you?

Ekko: Iโ€™m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Eclipse : Iโ€™ll call Jinx.

Jinx, answering their cell: Yโ€™ello?

Eclipse : Whereโ€™s Ekko? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Jinx: Ekko? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Jinx:

Jinx: Iโ€™ll call you back. *hangs up*

Jinx: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISNโ€™T THAT BAD!

Ekko: WHO ARE YOU?!


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3 years ago

Ekko: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Eclipse : We got spring water

Ekko: NO.

Jinx: with EXTRA minerals

Eclipse : it's like licking a stalagmite

Ekko: DON'T COME HOME.

Jinx: Mmmmm cave water


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3 years ago

Ekko: Jinx, can I talk to you for a second?

Jinx: Yeah, whatโ€™s up? Lemme guess. You and Eclipse are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Ekko: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. Iโ€™ve read books.


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3 years ago

Ekko: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Eclipse : Okay, but in my defense, Jinx bet me 50 cents I couldnโ€™t drink all that shampoo.

Ekko: Thatโ€™s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!


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