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Ekko: Eclipse Please Tell Me Thats Vanilla Ice Cream
Ekko: eclipse please tell me thatโs Vanilla ice cream
Eclipse:*have white stuff on his face* Iโm eating a powdered doughnut
Ekko: oh
Ekko:โฆ can I have one?
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Ekko: Eclipse and I donโt use pet names.
Jinx: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Ekko: Honey?
Eclipse : Yes, firefly?
Ekko:
Jinx: Don't ever lie to my face again.
Ekko, texting Eclipse : Eclipse ! Help Iโm being kidnapped
Jinx: Where are you?
Ekko: Iโm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Eclipse : Iโll call Jinx.
Jinx, answering their cell: Yโello?
Eclipse : Whereโs Ekko? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Jinx: Ekko? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Jinx:
Jinx: Iโll call you back. *hangs up*
Jinx: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISNโT THAT BAD!
Ekko: WHO ARE YOU?!
Ekko: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Eclipse : We got spring water
Ekko: NO.
Jinx: with EXTRA minerals
Eclipse : it's like licking a stalagmite
Ekko: DON'T COME HOME.
Jinx: Mmmmm cave water
Ekko: Jinx, can I talk to you for a second?
Jinx: Yeah, whatโs up? Lemme guess. You and Eclipse are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Ekko: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. Iโve read books.
Ekko: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Eclipse : Okay, but in my defense, Jinx bet me 50 cents I couldnโt drink all that shampoo.
Ekko: Thatโs not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!