Ranboo Headcanons!

Ranboo Headcanons!

-Very tall and thin, his proportions are just normal enough that when you look at him you can’t tell why he creeps you out. Long fingers that end in sharp points, with focus he can make the claw tips dull.

-Wears his black and white split mask because he is super self conscious about his mouth. He’s got sharp fangs that poke out of his mouth and his mouth is super big(think Glasgow Smile) and kinda jagged. When agro his jaw stretches open, his mouth opens all the way and towards the end of his mouth strips of skin cross over the lips but you can see through the gaps.

-Very round eyes, like an owl. Pupils like a cat. When agro the pupils become slit shaped and glow very brightly.

-Long twin tails, the tails split about and inch or two from the base. Fluff covered ends, like a lion.

-During Techno’s angsty teen travels, he finds lil Ranboo and teaches him how to fight. Ranboo’s crown was a gift from Techno. But due to the incident that screwed up Ranboo’s memories(is the incident canon still? Never can tell with the SMP), Ranboo doesn’t remember Techno and due to Techno’s own angsty backstory he doesn’t want to get attached to people so he never brings it up.

-Because I Headcanon the Ender Pearl as an Enderman’s heart(like embedded in the chest, acting like the heart), Ranboo has either an Ender Pearl for a heart or the Ender Pearl is embedded in it.

-Real!Ranboo confirmed that when C!Ranboo cries it hurts him because water, also C!Ranboo doesn’t have eyelids. So C!Ranboo has a couple handkerchiefs in his suit pockets to wipe away the tears before they can sting his skin, or too badly at least.

I was drawing Ranboo and had this sudden strike of inspiration.

Happy Yule!

What are y’all doing for Yule? This will be my first one and I’ve been lacking energy this year so I’ll just be making cookies, hanging out with family, and wearing Yule colors, not to mention making an offering for Loki.

In latest news, Destiel becomes canon for the third time, folks!

Okay so, heard about Heat Waves, been reading through the tags, I’m disappointed that people are

Victim blaming the author

Forcing this stuff into mcyt’s faces and acting like its an accomplishment to be proud of when they are forced to acknowledge it.

I’ve got some thoughts about this entire mess, but I don’t have all the information and if someone could TLDR it or send me a post that explains the mess that be amazing.

Horrendous job everyone!

Can’t believe I forgot this yesterday.

Merry Christmas losers.

happy holidays fuckos