Have A Picture Of My Cat Diesel Sitting And Standing At The Same Time. He Wanted Outside

Have a picture of my cat Diesel sitting and standing at the same time. He wanted outside

Please please stop telling me about bad things happening to your cats I'm begging you all I'm barely holding it together as is

Thank you Hakita, very cool

Jokes on you. Shape shifting.

Turn into an animal no one wants anything to do with. Or into an animal in a very weird spot.

Geese make everyone else look way better

Gonna tell my friends one day I got some food for them to try, and just give them a magic the gathering food token

Also, for those who don't know what a food token looks like this is it. The art can look different but the function is the same

I took 3 d6 brain damage and let me tell you, they all hit 6

I don't think women can be funny. I wouldn't consider myself a misogynist or even transphobe, as so often comes with my ideology (All genders deserve equal pay and voting rights of course.) Transgender people in my eye are a little complicated because there is nonbinary and such, but generally "binaries" in regards to transgender people fall into their cisgender counterparts' categories. This is also a possible way to determine someone's "true gender" (if a man is not funny it is likely she will come out as transgender in the future.) I have seen female comedians and such but they have a different way of carrying themselves that tells me they do not know how to make a joke. Discovering your blog has been interesting to me because you seem to understand comedy much better than other females. Maybe you're not quite to the gold standard that men have achieved and perhaps your prowess is due to the Internet being a different medium but you have merit that many don't. Consider a career in screenwriting.