Don't You EVER Speak To Me Or My Son Again

Don't you EVER speak to me or my son again

twst Incorrect quote #290

*Grimm walks across the room*

Random student: “My gosh, he’s so fat…”

MC: “Don’t say that about my cat. He is not fat.”

MC: “His primordial pouch hangs low.”

Random student: “He’s fat.”

MC: “No.”

Grimm: …. *proceeds out the door*

TW First years see female mc as their mother figure and literally call her "mom/mum/ma/mother dearest" and dorm leaders overhear and their reaction on it, please

Housewardens Reactions to MC Being Called 'Mom' by First Years

Riddle:

Was confused at first.

You and Riddle were sitting in the Heartslabyul lounge having tea, and all he hears in the back is Ace and Deuce going:

"Why is mom here?"

"Housewarden, why are you having tea with my mother?"

Is trying so hard not to spit out tea.

Questions why they are calling you their mom and finds it very weird.

Does not get used to them calling you mom but just lets it be. Eventually.

Leona:

"Mom, why are you sleeping with Leona?"

EXCUSE YOU WHAT?!

Jumps up from napping with you and stares Jack in the eyes.

Leona has never met Jack's mother, and doesn't want to.

And you answer so casually to it, like what?

Questions what the heck is wrong with Jack.

Is creeped out by the first years calling you mom, but doesn't want to know in fear of the answer.

Azul:

Was politely having a conversation with you, and Azul threw a few jokes in here and there.

"Stop flirting with my mother."

Freezes. Is so confused because you didn't give birth to anyone at NRC.

Asks about the name calling and it takes so long to get used to it.

Just- accepts it after knowing it's because they see you as a mother figure.

Kalim:

Just stands there with his mind blank of what Ace just said.

"Mother dearest, can I practice fire magic on Grim, he's being annoying."

Since when are you a mom? Fully believes it. Also, poor Grim, roasted cat probably doesn't taste good.

You have to explain. He finds it sweet after he gets it but calls you friend still.

Asks you "How are your children doing?" With complete sweetness every time he talks with you.

Vil:

You took care of his plants that he uses to make skincare products for three days since he was so so busy and couldn't squeeze in the time. You did such a wonderful job at it too, so he gave you a kiss on the cheek as a reward.

"Um, sorry to disturb you, but could you not kiss mom in front of me?"

Is this some type of joke? It is physically impossible that Epel is your child.

Ohh, it's because he sees you as a mother figure. That makes more sense now, that you 'adopted' Epel.

Doesn't really care, but calls Epel out for sass.

Idia:

Doesn't mind that the first years call you mom because he hears it so often. Ortho refers to you as 'sis' (for sister), so...

Refers to the first years as your children.

"Do your children want to verse us in duos?"

Is pretty chill about it.

Malleus:

Is confused when Sebek calls you 'mother', but has always known that you have a nurturing and very caring side to you.

Understands why Sebek and the other first years call you mom, and finds that the sentiment towards you is quite sweet of them.

Understands that you have no knowledge of this world, you're human, and that you couldn't have given birth to Sebek.

Is okay with it really, unless you get in trouble for something Ace did which had nothing to do with you.

Ace and Deuce sharing one braincell

Valentine with Heartslabyul ♥️

A/N: To the anon who requested a Vil, Leona, Trey and Jamil x Fem!Reader who opens a dessert shop and gives them free stuff. Idk what happened tumblr crashed and I lost ur req while writing but here it is!! I hope you see this ><

Sweet Tooth

☆Staring☆: Vil Schoenheit, Leona kingscholar, Trey clover, And Jamil viper

Synopsis: You open a dessert store and it’s pretty obvious there’s favoritism at play

Warnings: lil harmless Cuss words, some JP terms

Vil Schoenheit

You better believe he’d be the first person to promote it on social media the moment you open it

He’d be posting the desserts, the store’s comfy aesthetic, YOU working cuz he’s so proud of you he could cry

He made your work uniform and makes you look pretty every single day before you open. Periodt.

Would bring the whole population of Pomefoire there and tell them to leave the best reviews or else they might just have poison in there tea

Usually limits his intake on sweets but when you feed it to him he just physically cannot say no.

He insisted on paying multiple times but when you smile at him and say no he just shuts down and agrees

Ace and deuce would notice it though and is hella salty about it

Deuce: Y/n why does Schoenheit-senpai not pay??

Ace: It’s called pretty privileges Deuce *gives you and Vil the stink eye*

You: Correction! It’s “pretty boyfriend privileges” :)

Vil: *smirks* Stay mad~

He doesn’t insist on paying anymore but he does pay you back when you two go and dates. It’s his turn to spoil you then.

Leona Kingscholar

Three words: Smug. As. Fuck.

He would just walk behind the counter and point at the dessert he wants and you give it to him.

Doesn’t forget to say thank you and kiss your cheek though. That’s a must.

He enjoys the feeling of the first years glaring on him cuz he has boyfriend privileges😭

Would literally stand behind the counter with you while eating a cookie or a cupcake and grins at Ace and Deuce when they pay💀

Your shop is his new favorite spot to nap in, he’s always there, in fact he even “claimed” a spot for himself that only he gets to sit, sleep and stay on

Would always bring Cheka there when he visits, cuz one: he knows he’d be distracted with the desserts, and two: he can charge his brother for all the things Cheka ate

Is proud of you for being so hardworking but often pulls you away from the counter and FORCES you to nap with him.

He doesn’t like it when you over work. Usually he tells Ruggie or Jack to take over for you while you rest

Orders the entirety of Savannaclaw to go there at least three times a week and buy something or else they’ll be sleeping outside the dormitory

Would be clinging on to you when you’re baking cuz he likes it when you feed him the desserts you make and ask if he likes it.

He did want to pay but when you told him he could pay with cuddles instead he couldn’t pass off the offer.

Trey Clover

He’d be the proudest boyfriend ever. Literally the loudest person cheering in the back when it was the grand opening

Brings his family there so they can meet you taste the sweets you make. This man would brag about you for HOURS.

Bring Riddle, Chenya and Cater there too.

Helps out with baking, serving and cleaning but asks you not to pay him. Instead your smart ass came up with an alternative

He washed dishes? Boom free cake. Takes order? You make him matcha latte. Helps you out in the kitchen? You feed him ice cream.

He noticed this of course, but when you defended yourself and told him you only want him to taste the desserts you made he couldn’t debate you any further.

Would notice that Ace and Deuce were glaring at him when you gave him free stuff so the humble part of him tells them that it’s because he works along side you, but the smug side of him ALSO tells them that it’s “boyfriend privileges”

Literally loves it when you’re in work clothes and you have icing or flour in your cheek🥹 he can’t help but take pictures and set them as his wallpaper

Would always complement you. It’s either he complements your skills, or your hard work, or just tells you you look pretty from time to time.

Just feels so proud of you and so happy you’re his girlfriend.

Jamil Viper

This man would make sure you have anything and everything you need a month before you even open your store

He’d also tell Kalim cuz he know Kalim would probably buy everything and empty the store in a matter of minutes

Would take his sister there when he has time. He’d mostly brag about how great his girlfriend is to her (sibling things)

I believe this man would quite literally fight you so he can pay. Much to his demise though you keep on denying him.

Jamil: How much?

You: How much is what?

Jamil: my bill?

You: oh yeah about that…umm no.

Jamil: huh?? Wdym no?

You: I mean no you cant pay…this store has a “boyfriend doesn’t get to pay” policy.

Jamil: *puts money on the counter* take it.

You: *pushes it away* I don’t wanna break store policy baby.

Jamil: Love…

You: Yes?

Jamil: Let. Me. Pay.

You: Not. A. Chance.♥︎

Deuce: Me and Ace will take the offer-

You/Jamil: No.

Would use his signature spell on you, but you got mad at him for doing that and gave him the silent treatment for week.

You said you’d forgive him if he lets you give him free stuff. Defeated, he agrees and you happily indulge him with sweets.

You’re a smart ass but he is too. So instead of money he paid you with affection

He’d bring you water, give you a seat when you’ve been standing too long, massages your shoulders when you’re tired, kisses, would fix your hair and make it look pretty so it doesn’t bother you, and a lot more

He also takes over when you nap in the break room.

Is literally the proudest boyfriend, so if there’s anything he can do to make your job easier he’ll do it, cuz he loves you so much.

A/N: DID NOT PROOFREAD THIS!!! plus this is my second time rewriting this since first attempt was failed cuz tumblr crashed on me😭 anyways I hope the anon who req this sees it!

can u req Floyd / Azul with a shark reader who is taller than him in human form and even bigger in shark form and is known and has a scary reputation? Ty!

Hellos~

Sharks Are Smooth (Azul, Floyd)

NOTE: I only write for female reader but everyone is welcome to read it!

This takes place in that Lioness! Reader au.

— ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ

— Floyd

When Floyd heard that Crowley was opening the school to girls, he got giddy. More interesting people to mess with!

And he was right, the few girls that came were all different and fun.

But so far, his favorite is Sharkie.

And that's not just Floyd being Floyd, (Y/N) really is a shark!

And she's so tall! Even taller than Floyd himself, which is a fun experience because he's not used to looking up at people.

And she's so strong! She can carry heavy things without problem, like two tables, a chair, and a Floyd!

And she's so powerful! Once, when a bunch of Savanaclaw idiots were trying to mess with the other girls, she beat them them so hard Floyd could hear their bones crack under her fists

She quickly got the reputation of scary and strong, and people now even make way for her when she's walking down the hallways

But his favorite fact is one only few people know: Sharkie is a squishable softie!

"You're so big~" Floyd coos, swimming around Sharkie in delight, his tail curling around her waist.

"I am a Great White, y'know," she laughs, showing off rows of sharp teeth, and her hands are gentle when they run over his tail. "Your eel form is beautiful, Flo."

Floyd giggles at the nickname, hugging her as tight has he can. She's much bigger and much stronger than he is, but at the end of the day, she's his squishy squishy baby fishy.

— ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ

— Azul

When Crowley announced that NRC would be a mixed school, Azul wasn't sure how to feel.

On one hand, more clients. On the other, more unknown people to possibly mess with things.

But he's no fool, and knows that having girls working in Monstro Lounge would make profits skyrocket. So he would grab the chance as soon as possible.

He wasn't expecting, however, to see a familiar face.

(Y/N) was an old classmate, though they never really talked to each other. Azul had hated her back then, not by her own fault, but by his jealousy.

She had been bullied by her appearance and intelligence, because she's chubby and whale sharks have the—baseless—reputation of being slow in the head.

But differently from Azul, who curled up in his octopot and cried, she'd not even react to their insults and pranks. Like they were all so inconsequential to her that she didn't even notice their attempts of torment. Azul had desperately wanted that, and had emulated that behavior as he got older.

Sadly, she moved away before he could gather enough courage to approach her. The eels still haunt him about it

What isn't his surprise, then, when she not only approaches him, but reveals that she does in fact remember him? Not him, the octop-twerp, but him, Azul Ashengrotto.

Her dazzling smile as she says she's relieved to see him thriving makes his hearts jump.

"You're doing an incredible job, Azul," she praises him for the... Honestly, he doesn't know, he lost count ages ago.

Instead of answering, he just blushes, trying to look busy with hit phone, but both of them know he's just pretending. He wouldn't dare take his attention away from her, he knows she can be very mischievous, and he is a perfect place to be toyed with: sitting on her belly as she lazily floats on her merform.

She's so big, she could transport a bunch of people like this, but that's one business opportunity he'll pass. Azul doesn't want to share his lover with no one else.

FLOYD WHAT DID YOU DO TO HAMMY?!?

Y'know, after that delightfully angsty edition of Cat!Reader, I must say I'm rather curious about how Floyd would handle a S/O as a cat

I imagine if he knew they were the cat it'd be less dangerous of course

If I may, could I request Cat Reader Edition with Floyd and Jade?

twst! mc getting turned into a cat

characters: Jade Leech, Floyd Leech

warnings: gender neutral mc, mild threats, animal abuse and death

Jade

hes calm, naturally. Jade keeps you close at his side when others are around, but you are allowed to roam as you please as long as no other students are close by.

you sit, slung around Jade's shoulders. his tall and broad frame allowing you a comfortable perch above most other students. he doesn't seam to mind, your fur is soft on his neck and face as you observe.

he does tisk at you when you attempt to bat at his earring. your claws are sharp and its a sensitive area for merfolk. so hes quick to either remove you or switch you to the other side.

Jade adapts quickly to you as his now side kick. your small frame is useful to him when it comes to investigating students, or even retrieving mushrooms.

he does so like the cute little sounds you make as well. who knew common domesticated cats were so vocal? its quite charming to him.

decided to pick up a book on domestic cats hes curious to learn your vocalizations and meows and why they're always directed at him.

"do you see me as a kitten?" he ponders as you rest on his shoulders.

you respond with a little "puurrum" before nuzzling into his neck. your affection for him had sky rocketed in this form, often attempting to groom him or kneading your small paws on him.

"im much bigger than you now, could make you into a tasty meal if I wanted to~" Jade wrapped your tail around his fingers before brining it to his mouth.

his sharp teeth rested on the appendage, curious to see your reaction. you let out a "hmmmph" before placing a paw on his nose.

Jade chuckled, releasing your tail and gently removing your paw.

"cute~" he cooed softly.

Floyd

Jade and Azul are very carful to keep Floyd away from small, cute, soft things. as the first time the merman saw a hamster be proceeded to squeeze the little thing until it promptly popped like an overripe grape.

"but I wanna see Shrimpy!" Floyd whined loudly, trying to duck passed his brother to where Azul had hidden you in the VIP room.

"they were turned into a cat Floyd, please wait until the spell has been reversed." Jade tried to reason with his brother, holding Floyd by the shoulders.

"but Shrimpy must be hurt if they got transformed! lemme see 'em so I can give them a squeeze and make 'em feel better~" Jade realized Floyd would not relent, decided it was better to let him see you supervised rather than sneak in alone with you later.

the calmer twin let out a sigh, finally stepping aside and letting Floyd barrel into the room.

"Shrimpy!" he squealed, mismatched eyes falling to your form on the couch. Floyd fell to his knees beside where you lay, resting his head on his arms.

Jade watched closely, prepared to drag Floyd away if he made a move to grab you. you stretched out your head, sniffing at Floyd's hair. the merman giggled as you inched closer and closer.

in the blink of an eye you were snatched up in Floyds arms and Jade bolted forward. you let out a confused "muurp?" at the change of position.

"oh Shrimpy! you're even cuter and even smaller now~" Floyd' cooed, rubbing his face in your fur. Jade placed his hand on Floyd's arm, ready to tug you away.

the elder twin was shocked to see no fear in your eyes as you continued to lick and groom at the merman's hair, much to his joy.

"its gunna be okay now Shrimpy, I'll protect you. promise~" you let out a purr as Floyd cradled you closer, looking up at Jade with pure joy in his eyes.