This Is A Win-win Situation To Me

This is a win-win situation to me

Imagine a whole family being yandere for you.

NO incest, sfw, gn reader

The older brother is more of a security guard than anything. He doesn't let anyone get too close to you and drives you everywhere. Any lovers you have are sure to get a visit from him if they dare make you cry…that is if you can get a date in the first place. With this walking wall of muscle next to you, good luck. He tries to have a more hands off approach but he'll watch from afar, always keeping an eye on you. He just wants you safe and happy… and maybe to rock you to sleep in his strong arms every night. He is protective of his baby.

The older sister thinks you can do no wrong. You're sooo sweet and precious. She just wants to spoil you! Tell older bro to get the Benz ready, she's taking you shopping again and you can buy anything you want- all on her. Why? Because she loves you of course! Now, tell her about everything going on in your life, she's all ears. With every detail you share is another bag in the trunk. She is manipulative of her angel.

The younger brother can't keep himself away. He loves spending time with you and he especially likes cuddling. He knew he should have grown out of it by now but old habits die hard. He's still your babyboy, right? He loves being pampered and spoiled by you and your warm body. He'll return the comfort by doing anything for you, and he means anything. His love has no limits. He is clingy for his master.

The youngest sister is the definition of bratty but she can't help it. She wants to be your one and only. It's so hard to keep your attention on just her so she has to act out. You made her like this :( Come on, you two are supposed to do everything together, that still counts, right? She has so much to learn from you and it's your job to spend all your time teaching her. You wouldn't want her going astray, right? She is possessive of her one true love.

The mother is so happy to have someone who can keep all her rowdy kids in check. You'll stay for dinner, won't you? You're practically part of the family by now so feel free to make yourself at home. She loves feeding you and pinching your cheeks. She also shares a certain spendthrift hobby of buying clothes for you though some of the garments she leaves on your guest room turned bedroom are a bit….. Forgive her, she's just very excited to be a grandmother- and she's open minded! Any of her spawns will do! She loves you so much, sweetie!

The father is the silent and strong type but he's so incredibly soft for you. Spend his money, please. You're as cute as a newborn to him and treats you delicately as if you are one. Don't worry about any of the adult stuff either, him and older brother have all the physical labor down and his competent eldest daughter graduated from an Ivy league school. You'll be in good hands for the rest of your life. He'll make sure of it. He adores you, dear.

I Was Meant to Be Yours

Pairing: Azul Ashengrotto x Fem!Reader

Tags: nsfw, smut, drugging, praise, dirty talk, somnophilia, fingering, possessive behavior, obsessive behavior, toxic relationship, very dub-con, kidnapping

Word count: 1.3k

A/N: The darkest commission I've gotten thus far. Yandere isn't really my forte but I gave it my all as always.

You slept peacefully and contently in a warm bed, dozing off, dreaming, all cozy.

Azul on the other hand was watching you sleep, a permanent charming smile on his face. He wasn't supposed to be in your dorm room tonight, or any night for that matter. How could he stay away though, you've barely been dating a month and he's already head over heels. Has been for a lot longer then that too.

"I wonder what you're dreaming about. Could it be me? I dream about you quite often my sweet." He left his coat and shoes at the door to your bedroom as to not wake you up by accident. So caring of him. "Allow me to make your dreams even better." His voice was like a song, lulling you to an even deeper sleep. His lips pressed against yours, a firm kiss, while his eyes took in the finer details of your face.

"How I've longed to see you. I couldn't wait until morning. Did you miss me as much as I missed you?" You couldn't answer him of course, not that he ever expected you to.

A soft sigh passed through your lips as his hands pressed under your pajama's, hiking your shirt up past your chest, exposing your naked breasts to the cool air. "No bra beautiful? Were you hopping I'd show up again? Crawl into bed and play with your body all night?" It was only cold for a moment as the next Azul's lips wrapped around one, warming it up with his mouth and tongue and the other in his warm palm.

"I wanted to get you to make all kinds of noises for me, but you need to keep it down, we don't wanna get caught now do we?" He blew the tiniest bit of warm air over your wet nipple and watched it pebble with a smile on his face and a pressure building in his pants. He ignores it for the time being, focusing his attention on you. This is all about you after all.

"I'm sorry, I really need to touch you, is that okay?" His hands ran up your thighs, his hips rocking forward, his bulge twitching against your hot pussy. A low moan sounded from your lips, "Yeah? Mmm, thank you darling, I'll make you feel amazing, just you wait."

In a few moments your pants and underwear were taken off. Azul's breath hitched taking in the sight underneath him. Your body spread out, your lips parted, your nipples hard, chest heaving in your sleep, your cunt just waiting to be taken.

He started with a single finger, a single swipe between your folds to test the waters. His other hand came up to strokes your face, you melting against his touch, lips falling open in a nearly silent moan as he continued to tease your pussy with light strokes.

"A week. It's been a week since I've felt you. Far too long since I've heard your moan like this for me, since I've felt your warmth around me." His finger pushed inside your hole slowly, needy groan followed by a sinister laugh leaving Azul's lips. "I've missed this. I wish I could fuck you right now but the walls are thing and if I did that I wouldn't be able to stop myself from making you scream and beg for more. You understand don't you?" You made a noise, a whimper as your hips rolled toward his hand almost unconciously.

"Azul." You mumbled, eyes fluttering open and then closed again. His hand froze, eyes searching your face only to find it relaxed still, if a little flustered.

"Darling, you need to keep quiet. Do you want another by chance, is that what you want? You missed me a lot haven't you? I missed you too." He snarled as he narrowed his eyes, his free hand cupping his throbbing bulge, that alone nearly enough to make him come. How could he want to do anything elese with your pussy now taking in two of his fingers?

In truth there was something else he'd much rather be doing, a place his cock would be much more comfortable. But this wasn't the time for that.

"You're shaking. Already close huh? I'll make this quick for you." His fingers curled upwards as he pumped them in and out, the wetness from your cunt making it easy for him to move against the increasing tightness of your inner walls. "Come for me. Let me feel you."

You were almost hypnotized by his voice, your body listened even when your brain was foggy, your pussy clenching and tightening up around Azul's adept fingers. "Good girl. That felt good didn't it, to do such a good job."

Your thighs clenched on instinct as you felt his hand pulling away, his fingers playfully passing over your sensitive clit. A breathy chuckle filled the room and was what finally brought you out of your hazy state.

"Azul?" You blinked the dizziness away, your body sore and aching everywhere, "Where am-?" A chill passed though your body as you saw him kneeling before you. His eyes shining as much as his hand, although for interlay different reasons, his smile meant to soothe but now only frightening, his pants tenting from his obvious arousal. "Am I... in your room?"

You slowly backed up, looking around you, looking for the door.

"I wouldn't do that darling." His voice quickly cut through your thoughts, flat and cold, his expression anything but, his smile wide, "You said you wished how you could stay over without anyone knowing. So I brought you here."

The moment you heard those words you realized the reality of what he was saying. He brought you here without anyone knowing. Without you knowing. You moved quickly, at least as quickly as you could on your shaky legs, only to be tackled down and pinned to the floor, Azul's hand covering your mouth, the cold tiles pressing against your thighs and part of your stomach. By contrast his body was warm above you, on your back, his hard cock firmly pressed against your naked ass.

Azul was still turned on. Perhaps even more than before.

"Now, now. If anyone were to see you they'd take you away. You need to stay here. With me." He pushed your head to the side and laid hot kisses against your throat, your body reacting by pushing back against his, "Aw, still needy? Don't worry I plan on making love to you all night long. This will be great. We'll get to spend all day together. We'll walk to classes, eat together, I'll even walk you back to your dorm every day so the staff doesn't catch us in our little escapades. We'll be so happy. You make me so happy, oh sweetheart, I can't hold back anymore."

His hips started grinding against yours, the sound of his zipper being undone making you whimper against his hand. "Shhh. I've got you. Why are you so scared now? We've done this before. You know me darling, I always start slow no matter what your slutty cunt wants. Don't be greedy, you just came a little while ago, now it's my turn. After that," His smile pressed against your ear, "We're gonna go all over again. I wonder how much you can take before you pass out."

Was this actually real? Was this really what Azul was like under that gentleman façade? Was everything he told you a lie? No, no, there was one thing that he said that always stuck out to you, something that seemed so innocent before and had now taken on a whole other meaning.

He wanted you to stay with him forever. Under the sea.

Squishy baby fishie Flyod ✨️

Squishy squishy baby fishy (Floyd)

Floyd's cheeks need some squishes and you're more than happy to do it.

Note: I only write female reader (she/her), as stated on the blog's description

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It kinda just happened, really

I mean, Floyd was standing right there, being cute with his droopy eyes and his little smile and his cheeks

Oooooh, his cheeks

They were asking to be squished

So you kinda just... Did that.

Walked up to him in the middle of the hallway, ignoring everyone around you, including his latest victim (Ruggie shared half a donut with you as thanks for distracting Floyd), cupped his face and started squishing his cheeks gently

You were so enthralled with the task that you didn't even notice how the Floyd Leech froze in surprise, smile plastered on his face like it was sculpted on marble

Once you were satisfied, you focused on his eyes and smiled, "your cheeks are so squishable~"

Then, the same way you just walked up to him, you walked away from him. He let you, still frozen in place, trying to figure out the fuck just happened

Once he finishes rebooting, he cackles. And people clear the hallway in fear of whatever hell spawn will be born out of his joy

You can bet he'll never leave you alone after this, constantly teasing you about your like of his cheeks, and whining that he wants more squishes, trailing behind you as soon as the Force™ warns him you're nearby (how he does it? No one but Jade knows, because he's the same, and no, he won't be telling anyone)

The school is divided people who think that's weird as it is terrifying, and people who are just glad the menace is 60% under control

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"Shrimpy~!"

"Floyd, I need to finish this–"

"But I wanna be squiiiiiiiiished~"

Jade watches as his brother dramatically falls on his knees and places his head on (Y/N)'s knees, puffing out his cheeks like a pufferfish. He thinks this side of Floyd is hilarious, all clingy and manipulative. Jade's surprised when she manage to hold the urge to smother him with affection for ten seconds more than she usually does, but eventually the world rights itself again and she gives in.

"Who's my squishy squishy baby fishy?" She coos, squishing Floyd's cheeks and kissing his forehead "That's right, it's my Floyd~"

"Yay~!"

Jade shakes his head with a soft laugh, knowing nothing will take his brother away from her now that he has her attention. And Jade is to blame for indulging him just as much as you are. Just because he likes to see his brother enjoy himself so much.

And Azul's face of distress when he notices his office has become a cuddling spot for the two is always hilarious.

Please Cheka 😭 he's so cute

CHEKA: Why does auntie where make-up.

LEONA: To look pretty.

CHEKA: But she's already pretty..

CHEKA: Uncle, you should wear make-up!!

Could I request Vil, Rook, Kalim, Idia and Jamil with an s/o that speaks their (the boys') native language when flirting?

A/n: This idea is rlly cute but a small warning y’all, I do not speak German, French, or Arabic😭💀 I’m gonna be using apps, websites, and google translate to help me so if you speak any of these languages feel free to correct me, that would be VERY MUCH APPRECIATED! Also I’m sorry I had to cut this to 4 characters only ;-; I’ll try to add Idia’s one in a separate post if I have time!

(@/l1ttleclouds helped a lot with the french and @/hivequeenb33 for the corrections in german tysm🥹♥︎)

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Say that again…

☆Staring☆: Vil Schoenheit, Rook Hunt, Kalim Al Asim, and Jamil Viper

Synopsis: Their reaction to GN!Reader flirting using their native language.

Warnings/Heads up: I do not speak any of these languages and am using translators, it might be cringe cuz I’m using phrases off google💀😭

Vil Schoenheit

Vil was stressed about a photoshoot, usually he loves them, the flashes of cameras, praises from the photographers, people crowding around him to make sure everything is perfect, and the clothes. But as of now he’s frustrated because of Neige Leblanche stealing his spotlight, people praising him just sounded like noise in Vil’s ears.

You watched him fumble around his vanity mirror, fixing his hair, retouching his eye shadow, “Can you believe it potato? I was the only one who’s supposed to have a photoshoot today, then he came, ugh suddenly everyone’s attention was on him…” he said the tone of bitterness lingers in his voice.

“My attention isn’t” you pouted, walking up behind him. He expression softens, this only happens with you, he picks up another make up brush but you stopped it with your hand, slowly putting it down “Put it down…” you said “I’m not done potato I need to look-“ “Liebling, Du siehst umwerfend aus” you interrupted him and kissed his cheek

He froze, blinking a couple of times and snapping his fingers making sure he was awake… “What did you say?” He looked back at you, spinning his chair to see you better, you giggled “I said you looked stunning” you were about to walk away but then he grabbed your wrist and pulled you back “No that wasn’t what you said…” he replied “It was!” You defended “Yeah but not that way…” he stood up in front of you “Say that again…” he stared down at you softly…anticipation bubbling in him…

“Liebling…” you started, “Du siehst umwerfend aus” You finished pecking his lips right after earning a smirk from him. He completely forgot that he was mad at something… “see? you don’t even need the blush” you teased pointing out the fluttering pink painted on his cheeks….he chuckled “oh is that so? Well…I think you need a little color on your lips…” he cupped your face as he bent down slightly to kiss you. “Vil! You’re up!” the photographer called out, Making him pull away as he rolled his eyes “Ugh…wrong timing” he half yelled

You laughed softly, “Go…” you motioned him to leave you for now, he smiled “Alright, hold on, let me just reapply my lipstick” he called out, still looking at you, your lips now tinted with the lipstick he put on earlier…you placed a featherlight kiss on the back of his hand as a form of an unspoken ‘good luck’ and he replies with a smile squeezing your hand before he lets go and walks to the photoshoot while applying lipstick.

Needless to say he did very well even if there was a photo where he and Neige had to be in one shot, when he sees you watching in the background, remembering what you said to him, he doesn’t even care anymore. He has all your attention, and he knows it.

Rook Hunt

It was sunset, and you two were still practicing, you couldn’t let yourself give up without hitting that red dot in the middle of the target…he readjusts you posture again…lifting you arms slightly, as he looks forward to see if the angle is right, while his hands rested on your waist…

No wonder you couldn’t hit the damn target…Rook is a very distracting teacher…he noticed that since you lost your aim again…he adjusted it back, tilting the bow upward a little with one hand…while his other hand still rests on you waist. “Mon amour, Concentre-toi…..” he whispered slightly teasing you of course, he knows what he’s doing.

“J'aimerais bien, mais tu es trop distrayant” you whispered back firing the arrow, he was caught off guard, staring off into the distance in shock, as your arrow hits the target he snaps out of his trance. “YES!” you cheered “I DID IT!! SEE???” You pointed happily to the arrow that pierced through the red dot on the target, excitement coursing through your veins.

“Mon ange….” He called out to you while slowly walking towards you “Did you just speak french or was I just too hypnotized by your beauty that I started hearing things?” He asked, you giggle and cupped his face… “Oui, je parlais français..” And kissed his nose, he felt like he was shot by cupid once again, Rook Hunt, was love-struck…

“Oh mon Dieu! I think I fell in love with you all over again” he said to you while also cradling your face in his hands…you swore you almost saw hearts in his eyes, he pulled you close to him as he leaned in to kiss you “AGHHH CAN YOU TWO KISS LATER I’M HUNGRY!!! Y/N PROMISED ME TUNA WHEN THEY FINALLY HIT A BULLSEYE” Grim shouted…

You both broke into a fit of laughter, “Awww poor kitty” you went to Grim and teased him scratching behind his ears “Stopppp!! I’m a powerful mage you know???? I can set you on fire!!” He said while swaying his paws back and forth to shoo you away “Monsieur Fuzzball is hangry, we should get him his promised tuna” Rook said while picking up the arrows on the grass and putting it back in his arrow quiver.

“Yes! Yes you should do that right now! Then you two can kiss for the rest of the day and I wont bother you, sound good?” Grim negotiated “Yes that would be quite pleasant Monsieur Fuzzball” Rook laughed as he grabbed you hand “We’ll go get it right away, won’t we Mon amour?” Rook said to you, you knew he was a little upset that he didn’t get to kiss you so you chuckled and nodded “yes.”

“GREAT! Now stop making googooly eyes at each other and lets go!” Grim shouted as he ran, thrilled by the tuna he has yet to receive. You two laughed and followed behind him, hand in hand.

Kalim Al Asim

You are fighting for your life right now…Kalim clinging on to your waist stopping you from walking out of Scarabia’s doors as he weighs you down while you drag your and his weight attempting to leave.

“Kalim I have to go” you said clutching on to the door frame “Why??? Scarabia is much more comfy than Ramshackle just stay with me” he whines, “Grim’s gonna go hungry, can you live with yourself if my cat dies of hunger??” You guilt tripped him, hoping he’d let you go.

“I’LL ASK JAMIL TO BRING GRIM HERE JUST PLEASE DONT LEEEEAVVEEE” He practically yells as he begs for you to stay “I’ll come back to tomorrow…” you got tired and plopped on to the floor as he further tightens his hold on your waist, burying his face on your lap, “I’ll go a whole night without you here, if you can sleep knowing that than do I even matter to you??” He dramatically says, muffled because he still has his face on your lap.

You sighed and ran your fingers through his hair… “ ‎أَنتَ تَعني الكَثير لي حبيبي (You mean so much to me, my love)” you softly whispered to him, he looked up at you, letting go of your waist and sitting up right to meet your eyes. You were smiling at his expression.

A pigmented flustered hue shyly shows up on his cheeks and his eyes were filled with a whole rollercoaster of emotions, you let out a small laugh and a pecked his lips to bring him back from the love struck void he was falling into

“Kalim? You there?” You asked chuckling while cupping his face with both your hands, “Marry me.” He blurted out without warning, you stiffen for awhile not expecting that, but you saw his eyes twinkling and you burst out laughing earning a pout from him.

“I’m sorry you just looked so cute أميري (my prince) ” you apologized, he felt like melting, He crawled his way back into your arms, nuzzling into your neck, he could feels like his heart could beat out of his chest at this point. “Now you really cant leave…not after you said all that.” He protested.

You sighed in defeat, “Okay…Alright…I’ll stay…” you said, playing with his hair again “Forever?” He asked “For the night, Kalim, I can’t move out of Ramshackle” you laughed “I will marry you one day yknow?” He said, “I know” you answered kissing the crown of his head. “أحبكِ (ily)” he says to you, “أنا احبك (ilyt)” you say back to him.

Jamil Viper

It was a normal day for you two, well to be honest a “normal day” is rare in NRC, with Jamil having to deal with his responsibilities to Kalim, and you being Crowly’s erand runner, you two rarely have time to see or spend time with each other.

Right now though is different, for once you two had somewhat of a day off, Kalim went back to his hometown to attend an event for the royal family, and Crowly surprisingly didn’t have anything for you today. It was nice…you two sitting in a couch, your back against his back and he has an arm on you shoulder

Both of you are each reading a book right now, it’s quiet, not much words are exchanged but it’s fine you two liked the peaceful silence for once. You’ve just finished yours and you plopped it down your lap with a contented sigh. “You finished it?” He chimes, not looking away from his book, “Yup! All done, you?” You stared up at him “Just 4 more chapters” he said focusing on his book, you just hummed in reply, not wanting to disturb him further.

You shifted you position and laid your head on his chest and he lets you get comfortable again, his other hand tracing circles on your back as you played with the ornaments near the ends of his braids. Your gaze slowly found it’s way back up to his face again, though he feels your stare, he doesn’t really mind but the corners of his lips lift a little.

You admiring you boyfriend and suddenly remembered that one phrase you asked Kalim to translate for you ‎ “أَنتَ وَسيمٌ جِدّاحبيب (you’re so handsome my love)” you mumbled, you were just trying to remember what Kalim said the translation was so you weren’t aware of speaking it outloud.

It hasn’t really registered in his head yet either, so he continues to read his book, “شكرا لك حبيبتى (thank you, my dear)” he replied simply…you blinked and realized you said it outloud, but you’re happy he heard it so you hummed back happily snuggling into his warmth, but when he heard you hum he finally caught up with what you said earlier

He slowly puts his book down as your words sink into his brain, you looked up at him again questioningly this time “You’re done already? I thought you said there was 4 more cha-“ “Love what did you say just now?” He abruptly cuts you off putting a hand on your cheek looking down at you “I was asking if you were done with your book?” You said confused, “No no before that…” he anticipated your answer…

You made an ‘o’ shape with your mouth, you knew what he was talking about, you thought he fully heard you but his expression seem to say otherwise. You smiled up at him and kissed the palm of his hand that was cupping your cheek, “All I said was, أَنتَ وَسيمٌ جِدّاحبيب (you’re so handsome my love)” you repeated it to him “I thought you heard it cuz you said thank you after” you added giggling.

He huffed in amusement, “Well there goes my book…” he says while putting the book away “what do you mean you can still read” you said to him, he smiled, pulling you closer to him with his other arm that rested on your waist “No I don’t think I can, you have all my attention now” he mumbled, a soft blush dusted his cheek an effect from your compliment to him earlier “You’re blushing~” you teased poking his cheek, he chuckled and inched his face closer to you

“Yeah? You don’t say?” He asked sarcastically before kissing you breathless, once he pulled away you were the one blushing, he grins at the sight “there, now we’re even.” He teased as you hit his chest lightly and hide your face in the crook of his neck while he laughs at your expense, you two continued teasing each other for the rest of the day.

A/N: you know the drill: NOT PROOFREAD LMAO 💀 THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE ANON I KNOW THIS TOOK WAY TOO LONG TO POST ;-;

I've never wanted to fight someone so badly until I finished book 1 😤

TWST Incorrect quotes#355 Call 911-

Riddle tells the Yuu's a ‘fun’ story about his childhood

Riddle: I feel like you're judging me...

Yuuya*stressed and hugging grim*...

Yuuken: I am not judging you…

Yuuka: I am HEAVILY judging your mother

Yuu*Is already calling child services and the police*She make Crowley look like fuckin' parent of the year-