Human Alastor

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TWST Incorrect quotes#701 He snapped-

Jade: Yuu learned how to fold origami penguins from Floyd the other day, I told them, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day they put them in the fridge~

Jade*Is talking to his parents on the line...he has been talking about you for an hour now* Oh also-

Yuu: Jaaaade jaaaade!LOOK I MADE WIDDLE OREGAMI MORAY EEL I CALL HIM JADE JUNIOR CUZ I CUT MY FINGER AND HE HAS BLOOD ON HIS MOUTH-Isnt he cute?-...LETS PUT HIM IN YOUR TERRANIUMS-*Already running*

Mr & Mrs Leech:...

Jade*Smilling as something in him snapped*...I have to go now~,Expect Grandchildren~

🐉🍼 in his baby dragon form crawls to his dad, limping.

🐉: "What happened to you?"

🐉🍼: *whimpers*

🐉: "Poor thing, did you sprain a limb? I've warned you not to try and fly outside my supervision. You are far too heavy for your tiny wings to keep up."

🐉🍼: *whines louder*

🐉: "Stay still while I fix you up. ... Though I suppose it would be a good idea to have you stay like this for an hour or two."

🌸: "Why are you so mean to him? He just wanted to fly."

🐉: "He needs to know of pain too. If he starts thinking that everything he does has little to no consequences, he might soon be charging off to his own death. If anything, he needs to learn this more than others lest he abuse his gifts."

🐉🍼: *Cries pathetically*

🌸: "Oh my poor baby... Oh, I know just the thing to make you feel better emotionally, at least."

🌸, bringing him ice and a small tub of ice cream: "A bit of ice on your limb and in your tummy will do you good!"

🐉🍼: *Starts dancing on his tippy toes*

🐉: "..."

🌸: "Oh, you're not injured."

🐉: "You actually dared to fool us for a snack?"

🌸, sarcastic: "Gee, I wonder where he got that from..."

🐉🍼: *Pretends to limp again*

🐉: "You little--"

In the end, baby didn't get the ice cream and was sentenced to jail time in his crib instead. Grim passed by and took pity on the kid, so they played rock paper scissors the whole while before he was inevitably released for dinner.

Bless me Jackie Chan, bless me please

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I swear they are so fucking cute! It's canon in my brain that if f!mc asked to paint twst boys' nails, they would definitely say yes.

BROOOOOO TWST SUMMET EVENT IS OUT! AND THE BOYS HAVE PAINTED NAILS!!!!