: "You May Think Ur Scary But Ur Still A Person You Deserve To Be Treated Nicely You Are My Friend"

🌸: "You may think ur scary but ur still a person you deserve to be treated nicely you are my friend"

🐉: "I humbly request that we bear children and raise them together as a wholesome family of fourteen"

HOBIE & MAYDAY IN SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE

Imagine This…

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Cleaner Shrimps and Eels have a symbiotic relationship: The shrimp cleans the Eels’ teeth and removes any parasites, bacteria, insects, etc from the eels. In return, the eels give the shrimp protection and a free meal. Since Floyd gave you the nickname Shrimpy, you thought of an interesting idea.

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A/N: I have finally gained motivation to write again! Be expected to see more writing soon! :D

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now, i have this hc that bakugou records himself cooking, not records, but does lives cooking sometimes as a way to kinda interact with his fans (he doesn't even talk and there's only the sound of the food he's making and maybe some background music)

anyways, imagine he's on is live cooking and just minding his business and, out of nowhere, wow who's that? idol yn that does not know that he's doing a live and just shows up in the kitchen asking for a bit of what katsuki is cooking

the best part? the live is still on and no one knew they were dating - 🌻

OMG thanks for sharing this with me i think it is so CUTE !!! i’m mid writing a fic so i’ll try and be quick lol

but him livestreaming himself silently asmr cooking would be so cute and very on brand. defo his idea after being told he should do fanservice some more. and literally everyone appreciates it. while he’s waiting for something to fry he’d bend down to the screen and frown reading the comments. would barely reply to any. whenever he bends down everyone comments at once though so then he finds it hard to read them. would mumble, “thanks.” “yesterday” “no” “just a bit.” literally nobody knows which comment he’s replying to. “yakisoba.”

then he’s back to cooking. also wearing the classic house bakugou outfit of black t-shirt and grey joggers. i’m imagining a big oversized one that drowns him and you can’t see his figure. i’m also imagining him with a sleeve of tattoos and that’s the arm he uses when he stirs something.

there’s a soft patter of footsteps. can barely be made out over the microphone but soon enough they get louder as a figure comes closer. you appear. either a cute camisole and shorts or a matching striped co ord set. either a bonnet, durag, fluffy headband with ears or something on your head and your face is completely free from makeup. you bounce over to bakugou, locking your arms around his waist and peeking around his side.

the comments go wild. absolutely apeshit. they’re all talking among each other. “i swear that’s yn. the idol.” “yn?” “is that his girlfriend?” “since when dynamight!!”

but you both are in another world. “whatchu making? could smell it when i was in the bath.”

“just some yakisoba—,”

“did you make it really spicy?”

“don’t worry babe i separated yours from mine.”

“that’s why you’re my favourite.”

and you giggle, reaching up on your tiptoes as he bends his cheek down so you can kiss it.

“better be your favourite.”

you unwrap your arms around him, grabbing your phone off the counter where you left it. “eh, only when you feed me and give me kisses.”

with that you walk off and bakugou is back to cooking in silence, minus his music playing softly in the background. then about seven minutes later you appear again, panicked with your phone in hand and the comments are going wild. the views have tripled once there’s been word that you appeared.

“katsuki are you streaming?”

“yeah baby.”

you stare directly in the camera lens before ducking out of shot.

“why didn’t you tell me!”

“you were already here before i could,” bakugou then pauses cooking to look at his laptop screen and the comments going by at rapid speed, “holy fuck they’re going crazy.”

covering your face with your hands like it will somehow hide your identity, you join him by the screen, watching the comments fly by.

“fuck, management is gonna kill me.”

Do you take fanfic request? This isn’t my own yuu but I’d love to see your vet!yuu taking care of the Savanaclaw boys but when they’re suddenly turned into their kids selves!

Okay, I have time.

Vet!Yuu x Leona, Ruggie, and Jack (platonic bc babies)

The job of a resident vet is never done. The constant calls to Savanaclaw for almost every task involving health checks, shots, and sprain takes the life out of you. Couple that with the most uncooperative patients and you get exhausted.

The school nurse had handed their duties off to Yuu so they didn't collapse after another beastman ran from their scheduled vaccination.

But now Yuu had three new things dropped on them. Leona, Ruggie, and Jack all had been affected by a potions incident (when is it ever not). Until Crewel came back with the antidote Yuu has to watch them.

Leona was about 3, Ruggie was 2 and Jack was somewhere around 10-12 months.

Yuu began preparing food for around the clock feeding. Mainly shredded meat for Leona and Ruggie and a mixture of milk and blended meat for Jack to make wetfood.

Leona

It's not too bad actually. Lion cubs sleep about 20 hours a day and only wake to eat and play. Leona was already lazy as is so it shouldn't be too hard.

Leona's hair was much lighter than it was before. It was a tawny brown with spots. His hair was also much shorter since he had yet to grow his mane.

He couldn't even growl when he demanded to be fed and all that came out was a squeaky mew.

Yuu remembered how Leona's sister-in-law and brother gushed about how cute Leona was as a kid and they had to agree.

Leona was much more cheerful than before and eyed everything with curiosity and challenge. He'd eagerly explore and claim everything. And when it was nap time he'd roll on his back and sleep with his arms wrapped around himself.

Yuu had learned that Leona would only stay put when he was awake if Yuu ordered him to. Like a mother lion hiding her cubs in the African bush Yuu would place the wondering cub somewhere safe while they got food to bring back.

Leona would use Yuu to play fight as he nipped Yuu's ears after climbing on their back and would search for Yuu's tail to bite. He was frustrated when he couldn't find a tail.

Leona was jealous of the other cubs and would constantly get in the middle whenever Yuu picked up and take care of the others.

Yuu's patience wasn't limitless though and after Leona got too close to Ruggie he was placed in front of a TV with Jack to watch Bluey. Only for Leona to pin Jack down to play fight. Jack squirmed and yipped under the older lion before crying.

He got snatched up by the scruff because he was too big to be wrestling with the pup.

Yuu thought it would be best to call Leona's family to watch him. They were elated to spoil him all over again. They really missed their cub.

Leona didn't want to leave and protested until the queen chuffed at him to follow.

Ruggie

Oh no.Nonono! Hyena pups are dangerous.

Ruggie might be mischievous but he's harmless. But as a pup...

Yuu immediately did the responsible thing and built a barrier between Ruggie and the other cubs. Hyenas do best as only children ironically.

Say what you want but Hyenas are born aggressive. In fact, when they are born they will begin attacking their littermates, especially those of the same gender and they will kill each other. This means less competition for food. They are social animals which means showing dominance is important from birth.

There's also the fact that their bite is literally worse than their bark. Ruggie would gladly bite Jack's fragile neck the moment the barricade goes down. Jack was currently the smallest of the three and an easy target.

Ruggie isn't being murderous and his intention isn't to hurt anyone but Hyenas are built differently from the rest. Stronger jaws, thicker skin, and high immunity makes him dangerous on principle.

Yuu had seen caretakers separate many hyena litters to keep them safe and Yuu knows its only responsible. No amount of whining from Ruggie will convince them to set him free. He stays in baby jail.

Ruggie was dangerous cute though with this hair much darker and his tiny yips. That is until Ruggie wanted Yuu to know he was hungry.

Unlike the others who had cute little mews and whines, hyenas had a unique sound to get mom's attention. It's called Squitting and the sounds like nails on chalkboards but worse. And Ruggie is a loud pup. Its the equivalent to psychological terrorism until Ruggie is fed and ironically not just any food will do.

Ruggie saw Jack getting hand fed earlier and demands the same. (Hyenas only get what they want with boldness) Yuu gives in as they dodge the pup's every attempt to chew up their fingers.

Yuu was exhausted and took a nap when Ruggie finally went to sleep only to wake up when the hyena managed to lure Leona to where the makeshift baby cage was. Ruggie clearly wanted to do more than nip this time.

After removing the lion cub, Ruggie was given stuffed animals to rip apart instead. Many toys were beheaded that day.

Jack

A normal one thank god! Okay, not normal but certainly contained.

He was younger than the other two and while he can crawl he wasn't walking. He couldn't cause any trouble.

Jack had slightly darker hair at his age and bright blue eyes. They would change when he got older. He also clearly couldn't see or hear well yet. His ears were still curled.

Okay, that last part was not true. Jack wasn't a biter but he would nibble on Yuu when he got hungry. He was clingy and because he was younger than the others he'd get preferential treatment. Leona and Ruggie hated that. Every time Yuu picked him up the others began fussing and yelling. But if Yuu put him down Jack would begin crying and howling.

When it was time for Jack to 'go' Yuu had to massage Jack's belly to encourage him. Yuu wondered if it was the same for human babies because they were surprised by how well it worked. They would also hold this over Jack's head that they changed his diapers.

When he wanted Leona's toy he'd roll around and whine while trying to take it. It's normal behavior for a pup.

Wolf pups are spoiled by the pack. All older members give into their whelp's desires and Jack wants Leona to give in. This "Puppy privilege" won't work on Leona though who hissed at the pup.

When that didn't work Jack whined for Yuu to get it for him which didn't work. Jack tried his best though as he nuzzled into Yuu's body. Yuu gave him a different toy instead.

Thankfully Jack didn't get attacked by the others and went to sleep.

End

Yuu thanked any merciful deity when the boys turned back. They had no interest and raising them.

Human or beast babies are trouble especially ones with instincts to cause trouble. They are lucky they were cute.

やった~！！ I hunted down every signboard at JR as I could!

Some zoom ins and a fanart too! *update, the artist is:

https://twitter.com/yu_ki_koo/status/1686526034798395396?t=1lMLvef6r_hTukPaUbI_wg&s=19

Many thanks to @psych0pie

We're going nuts here in Japan over Jack's muscles and Riddle's midriff. <3