Roulx Kaard Is The Best Dad And Should Be Promoted To Greater Dad. I Take No Suggestions On This.

Roulx Kaard is the best dad and should be promoted to Greater Dad. I take no suggestions on this.

Cosmere characters as dumb things I’ve said/heard

“Antidepressants? Pfft- Just get a worm on a string!” -Shallan

“This family is a nightmare! Who’s even related to who?!” -Dalinar AKA DADinar

“Where are they? Dead, probably. Unless the knife stab hasn't’ gotten to them yet. Then they’re just dying.” -Jasnah

“Any party size packet of Oreos is a personal one if you’re an introvert.” -Renarin

“I can walk faster than you can run! I’m gay!” -Drehy

“Gender? What’s that? I haven’t had one in years.” -Wit

“Chicken patties, chicken breasts, chicken wings- IS THERE ANY FOOD HERE OTHER THAN CHICKEN?!” -And worldhopper @ Roshar

“It tastes like depression. In a muffin. It’s a depression muffin!” -Kaladin 

“Do you only exist when I’m looking at you, or do you actually disappear from existence the second I look away?” -The whole fandom @ Hoid

Cosmere characters as dumb things I’ve said/heard Round 2

“I used to steal crackers from the counter. I’d be like crunch, crunch, crunch, swallow. NO ONE KNOWS!” -Lift

“I could be a watering can! You don’t know!” -Basically any Lightweaver

“The rules specifically state I win because storm you.” -Wit

“I have a problem. And no, it’s not one you can solve with a dead body. Put down the shovel.” -Vasher

“I’ve seen my fair share of pricks, but you, sir, are the whole cactus.” -Anyone @ Wit

“Nice name, did your mom pick it out for you or something?” -Wit/Hoid/Cephandrius/Some random beggar/Whoever

“Are you a bow? Because I must be an arrow (Aro)! As in, I don’t feel attraction to you.” -Jasnah @ Amaram

“Welcome to PE! As in, Physical Excruciation Hour!” -Dalinar

“Short, caffeinated, and ready to murder.” -Vin

“High, bi, and ready to die.” -Kaladin

“It is a law, universally acknowledged, that if a jar of salsa is at the table and you sit in front of it, you are now the master of the salsa and anyone who takes some is therefore encroaching upon your territory.” -Hoid

Julie and the Phantoms AU

Random idea off the top of my head, but it’s jatp but time travelers instead of ghosts.

So basically, Reggie, Luke, and Alex are time travelers who accidentally found out they can jump from 1995, their time, to 2020. Only these two dates, weirdly.

All of them jump forward when Julie pulls them through using their demo (like in the show) and find out about the future. Their future. And then they start jumping back and forth, to both live their present lives and see Julie in their future lives.

Since they don’t die in 1995, they’re still all alive today, as famous musicians like Trevor was. They’re all both nervous and interested to see what their future is like.

They all decide, after meeting Willie (another time traveler, maybe? Idk I didn’t get that far) that time traveling and seeing their future is too dangerous. But they all continue to do so, despite the danger. Luke wants to keep seeing Julie, Alex wants to find Willie and talk to him, and Reggie wants to be Julie’s big brother.

And then Caleb comes and things go down and I’m really not sure, I didn’t think about this enough.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Being in multiple fandoms is great

I mean, you get to read Branderson Sanderson fan conspiracies and theories about complicated magic and Hoid and shit.

And then when all the Investure, Connection, “OMG is this one character that’s barely mentioned somehow really important and relevant to the overarching plot?!” gets too complicated for your shitty-ass brain to process, you can just jump over to Undertale and Deltarune to make skeleton jokes.

And THEN when Sans’ backstory and Gaster shit gets too much, you can go enjoy random gay memes until you feel like going back into the Cosmere, and round and round it goes.

It’s awesome.

Olly and Olivia, sketches I made in class while I was bored.

Let 👏 them 👏 be 👏 a 👏 happy 👏 family👏

If any of y’all have any tips on shading, or constructive criticism, I’d love to hear it.