But What If It Was All A Dream

But what if it was all a dream

I am usually called a "young old lady" by my family because I love watching telenovelas, like, at some point in my life I just started one to laugh at the drama and accidentally got seriously invested in these characters problems, and now I have watched and rewatched a ton of them over the last three years. Either I really like them or everytime I watch one I get possessed by the spirit of a Chilean grandma that forces me to start telenovelas as if I were addicted to them like crack.

I just remembered that one time I had a weird ass dream where Freddie Mercury was a game show host, it was like a mix between Family Feud and Wheel of Fortune, and everytime someone answered something wrong he would just scream EEEEEOOOOO in their face while laugh track was heard in the background.

Fun fact, in the legal code of my country, Chile, there's a law in which is specifically illegal to ring a bell to incite a revolution.

It is also illegal to wash your car in the middle of the street, to hang flowerpots from balconies, windows and rooftops, to steal feathers or hair from an animal that's not yours, and to steal messenger pigeons from another person (with the exception of the pigeon arriving on their own, without being influenced in any way, to your property, in that case the pigeon is legally yours)

It's also explicitly illegal to duel, even though the last duel registered was in 1952, by then senator Salvador Allende, who 18 years later became president.

Honestly, I don't think I will ever make fun of someone's first crush even if it's the most absurd thing in the world like Scooby from Scooby-Doo or the vacuum thing from the Teletubbies, especially because I don't have the right to do it when my first crush was this dude.

Yes, it's a red rabbit puppet thing. It's from a Chilean tv show for children, and this man (or bunny) is the absolute worst example of how to be a good person you could see on tv.

Good thing about him:

-He's a good journalist

-He cares about the environment and global warming (sometimes)

Bad things about him:

-Gambling addict

-Smokes and drinks alcohol (yes, in a children's show lmao)

-Liar, scammer, would commit tax fraud if it means to have more money to gamble.

-Has a giant debt with almost everyone in this world, including his own best friends.

-Gambled his friends Christmas gifts, lost them, and then gave them horseshoes instead.

-Womanizer, has a full notebook filled with his girlfriends phone numbers. Should also mention that they were all his girlfriends at the same time.

-Sometimes he lives in the trash.

So yeah... I don't regret it tho.

Why the fuck there's a gacha life video on the airport's tv