Thinking About Lucifer With A Size Kink (totally Not Me Projecting) And Getting Turned On By A Short/shorter

thinking about lucifer with a size kink (totally not me projecting) and getting turned on by a short/shorter mc. like when they have to stand on their toes to reach something on a shelf or when they climb the counters to look in a cabinet. or seeing how their feet don’t touch the ground when they sit in most chairs. or how big things look in their hands ahem. he just thinks it’s so cute that it makes heat blossom between his thighs.

he loves to pick them up and lug them over his shoulder to carry them to his room. he loves how small they look on his bed, how small they look underneath of him. he loves the way he towers over you, his size caging you in.

now i personally headcanon luci to be 6’4 (yum) and thinking about him standing next to my 5’4 ass. just standing there all menacingly and sexy,,, zoo wee mama

Teenage boys can jerk off to empty eyed soulless anime waifu hentai girls getting humiliated or murdered, but God forbid a teenage girl imagine Sasuke and Naruto getting married.

One of these is considered normal and the other is considered creepy, and it's not what it SHOULD be.

can the obey me fandom please stop being collective assholes to the fans that don’t want to headcanon the brothers as submissive, lactation-kink having, golden shower loving, cries-when-he-comes baby girls?? it’s okay to be into that, but not everybody is. that’s the fun thing about HEADcanons. it’s what each of us imagine that character liking/being like IN OUR OWN HEADS. HEADCANONS ARE FOR OURSELVES NOT THE MASSES.

if i see one more fuckin’ post like “omg if you don’t headcanon mammon as a subby little cry baby who loves piss showers you’re tasteless and vanilla and your headcanons are wrong /:” i’m going to fucking lose it

bitch i headcanon mammon as a shy dom and i’ll die on this fuckin’ hill. i don’t wanna headcanon him as anything else because that’s what I envision him as.

if people’s hc’s are vanilla, LET THEM BE VANILLA.

if people’s hc’s are kinky, LET THEM BE KINKY.

if people’s hc’s fall somewhere between, LET THEM.

my headcanons aren’t going to be the same as yours and vice versa. get the fuck over yourself

god this fandom is insufferable like 97% of the time

okay rant over !

Levi: Welcome, fellow idiots.

MC: Hello, Levi.

Levi: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot.

MC: You underestimate me.

when you've meticulously envisioned the story in your head scene by scene but it's time to actually write it

Satan: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine.

Satan: i became more evil if you’re curious.

Asmo: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Satan: i’m going to get worse on purpose.