Ranpo! Dont Tell My Son Such Lies >:[

ranpo! Dont tell my son such lies >:[

besides im still setting up his room so i havent shown him tv yet

Mister Ranpo?? Need help pleawe!

— @the-tiniest-of-tiny-famers

what do you need help with?

Escuse me wha-

bsd hc time, mostly languages

Bram(after getting his body back) likes to do things like going on walks and learning to cook modern dishes because he missed having hands to coock with and legs to walk with

Aya sings mezzo/alto and is taking classes to get better at singing

Dazai actually likes classical dances like the waltz

Chuuya speaks in french sometimes to confuse people

Poe will swear and insult other people in english so they(probably) dont know what he is saying

Fyodor is still learning some japanese so sometimes he just stares at people when they say a word he doesnt know

Nikolai is pretty fluent in japanese, but still sleep talks in his native language (idk the official ukranian language, sorry)

Kunikida took portugese when he was still in school and can hold small conversations in the language

Ranpo knows a few words in english and has started learning a little bit to impress poe

Jouno is fluent in morse code

Koyou taught Kyoka jsl(japanese sign language)

Kenji is really good at mimicking animal sounds

Heh, crops it is then! Lets see, they have a pretty good selection of sprouts here, most look decently healthy. Pick... 4 okay?

You, you are the tiny i will adopt (if your are ok with it that is)

[HI MOCHI]

Oh! Hiya!!

Sure stranger!

(HI!!!! he doesn’t know what adoption is also—)

About money....

I've gotten multiple asks for donations towards many different causes, and I'd love to help but i don't have much money, and I don't have any way to send it to people

Please dont send me asks asking me to donate towards whatever. As much as I feel bad and would donate, again, I physically cant

I wish yall good luck with getting the money you need for things but please stop asking me for things like that

Baby kenji is giving me baby fever

Dad im 16 i shouldnt GET baby fever!

i adopted the small kenji

I want all the tinyies....

(Sobbing in ranpo got to sushi first)

You and me both.

All my kids are big now and making me a grandpa. I miss when my babies were babies

tetchou im banning you from the kitchens, all of them

Let me make you some potato soup insted

Things that aren't considered a tragedy in the ADA:

1. Being an orphan

2. Having a troubled past

3. Coming close to death on multiple occasions

Things that are considered a tragedy in the ADA

1. The market ran out of dino shaped nuggies so I had to buy regular ones