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lili dear, do you perchance have any thots on beel?

I certainly do!!! Here's some of my top Beelzebub NSFW headcanons.

I think he's insatiable not only with food but also in the bedroom. He's mentioned in canon a few times that he feels less hungry when he's around you, so I do think that carries on to sex as well. When he's with you, that's the only thing on his mind. He's still hungry, but for you instead of food. He can sit between your thighs and give you oral for a very long time, and he loves to overstimulate you that way. Eventually he'll bully his thick, fat cock into you, but he cannot get enough of your taste.

When he touches you, it's so gentle, so tender it could break your heart. Long fingers sliding up your arms, your sides; warm palms cupping your chest, and making you feel cold everywhere he's not touching. He kisses you slowly, but hungrily. Deep laps of his tongue pushing into your mouth to taste every bit of you as he dips those fingers into your core and flexes them just right to make you moan into him. He never rushes.

I know a lot of people hc him as really into food play but eh, I don't think so. He gets too hungry and too ravenous for that. But flavored lubes? Oh man, that's something. It might make him hungry though, but a little drizzle of salted caramel lube over your sex, mixing with your natural taste, and it's enough to have him groaning and humping into his hand.

Beel also has a pretty high sex drive. He's physically affectionate, too, so often when you're "just cuddling", it'll lead to something more. Even if its just him servicing you for a while. Sucking and kissing on your neck or your chest while his fingers work magic elsewhere. He's so much more into servicing you than getting serviced, too, but on the chance you want to service him?

His eyes never leave your face when you blow him. His brow furrowed, his lips parted, a light blush on the bridge of his nose as his chest rises and falls rapidly. He wants it to last, wants you to edge him for as long as you both can stand because he loves the way it feels. Your mouth is so hot, and wet, and tight that it takes almost all of his willpower not to grab you and use you. But he doesn't. He lets you do whatever you want because he enjoys it so much.

He cums buckets. Like. Oh my god this man has so much cum in him. Even just one load is enough to gush out of you and ruin the sheets. And he can go for several rounds; even then he just needs a snack and he'll be ready to fill you up as many times as you need.

On Today's "Mammon loves Chubby People" agenda: Scenting

Mammon: *nuzzling his nose on Chubby!MC's neck*

MC: mm Mammon?

Mammon: *keeping his position* Yes?

MC: What are you doing?

Mammon: Oh I am killing two birds with one stone.

MC: *genuinely concerned* What?

Mammon: What you heard. I am scenting you and I am enjoying how my hands get engulfed by your flesh, it's fucking hot.

It’s ok if you have a different opinion, but you should never send hate to others because of it!

🤣

the scene the cameraman

Mexican Restaurant (Obey Me!)

You and the brothers got hungry and end up at an authentic hole-in-the wall Mexican restaurant. They decide to put their spanish to the test.

Characters: All the demon bros

Tags: Bulleted style, Gender Neutral, Bilingual (Spanish/English), Pathetic Lucifer lmao

Note: Sorry if the grammar/spelling is off. Ye ye I'm Mexican but my spanish is okay at most. 💀

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Lucifer:

"Es picante? Lo quiero ordenar." (It's spicy? I want to order it.)

Ordered first

He didn't want you to translate for him

He wanted to use his limited Spanish to impress you

Wouldn't stop smirking since he felt like he was quite impressive

Until Mammon took over

Bitterly ate his enchiladas

He didn't understand what guapo (handsome) meant but heard it frequently in his direction

His pride wouldn't let him ask you

Sulked for the rest of the night

You asked if he was okay

"Si."

Mammon:

" Y esto cuanto cuesta? QUE!? " (And this is how much? WHAT!?)

Yeah he picked up *some* Spanish due to possible illegal activities

Took advantage of the free chips and salsa

Ordered steak fajitas

Sung and danced with the band

Yeah he was kind of drunk

Wore the title of "El Mamon" proudly without knowing it can be translated to "Idiot" in Spanish

"No te preocupes, yo te cuido" (Dont worry I'll take care of you)

Got his and your meals taken care of by the end of the night

The people hope to see El Mamon [affectionate] again, he's always welcome

Levi:

"Hola! Mi nombre es Leviathan!" (Hello! My name is Leviathan!)

Wanted to impress you so he refused to have you help him

Just pointed at something at the menu

"Por favor!" (Please!)

"El especial es muy picante...seguro que lo quieres? '...si!?' " (The special is very spicy...are you sure you want it? ...yes!?)

Was confused when they brought a crowd with his food

Held back his tears while he ate El Diablo Fuerte burrito challenge

"Mm..so...good..."

Passed out after saying that

For once, Levi's embarrassing scene made Lucifer feel better

Satan:

"Si, tamales por favor." (Yes, tamales please.)

Also a little fluent but not like Mammon

Practiced his Spanish with you, it was pretty cute tbh

Could practically eat from Lucifer's bitter energy alone

Learned to flirt with you in spanish

Took a chance and danced with you

Smirked at Lucifer while dancing

Asmo:

"Hola!" (Hello!)

Only the most basic of Spanish words

Wasn't shy to admit he needed help with the menu so you sat very close and translated

Worked extremely well in his favor

Levi shot daggers at him while Lucifer continued sulking

Ordered a carne asada quesadilla platter

Posted an unconscious Levi on DevilSnap

Him and Mammon made the place livelier than usual

Ended up dancing and flirting with the server

Got his entire meal for free

Beel:

"Dame todo. 'Que?' Todo." (Give me everything. 'What?' Everything.)

Ron Swanson™️ energy

It's the only Spanish he ever needs when ordering so he gets by every time

Happily shared a little bit of everything with you

Upset that Belphie got in the way of spoon feeding you some churro ice cream

Finished Levi's burrito with ease

Asked the server for seconds

His bill paid for the restaurants rent for the month

Got a little jealous of everyone dancing with you

Yes he made his move and got his chance

Was the one to carry Levi back to the hotel

Belphie:

"Ayudame?" (Help me?)

Can actually navigate the menu on his own

He's use to it because of Beel

Wanted the same experience you gave Asmo

Which he got (much to Lucifers dismay)

But he ordered himself when the server came

"Horchata y birria tacos por favor." (Horchata and birria tacos please.)

Horchatas his favorite drink. I will die on this hill

You asked "Belphie do you actually know some spanish?"

" I just said I needed help. I never said I didn't know."

Was the one to tell mammon to call himself El Mamon

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Lucifer and Levi lost this one. 😔 What adventure will we go on next? 🤭