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First Date Yandere! Vincent
First Date Yandere! Vincent
pairing: yandere! Vincent x fem readerÂ
summary: first date and head canons at end
warnings: n/aÂ
authors note:
You opened your window, slowly at first, you sensed no danger but still aired on the side of caution.Â
âVincent, I know youâre out here stop being a fucking creep and ask to come in.â You huffed at the poorly hidden lanky man.Â
He thought you didnât know he lurked outside of your house staring at you. You knew and instead of being scared and calling the cops like you probably should have ⌠you oddly found it endearing.Â
âUhm hey Iâm sorry ⌠I just âŚ. I donât know.â said a red-faced Vincent, as he moved from his hiding spot rubbing the back of his neck nervously.Â
âWhatever I donât care, just donât be outside my house creepinâ like a damn thief in the night.â You said outwardly annoyed even though you really werenât. You werenât angry more so curious about his interest in watching you.
After you let him in through your bedroom window, once he stepped inside, he locked it. You then guided him to your living room for a bit of Southern hospitalityâŚ. just sweet tea and pound cake for now.Â
He sat on your couch looking largely out of place but still so handsome to you.Â
âOK, so whatâs your deal? Are you trynna kill me? rape me? date me? what?â You spoke rapid-firing questions, no need to beat around the bush.Â
âUh no none of that Iâm so sorry y/n, I just, I, I donât know, I think Iâm interested in you.â He stuttered out.
âYou think or you know?â you said hand on your hip.Â
âI want you to like me, I want to make you smile.â Vincent said nervously.Â
âI think youâre trying to ask me on a date.â You replied.
âIs that what people normally do? Is that what youâd want your man to do for you?â Vincent questioned. He obviously had little to no understanding of dating and romance.Â
âI believe so, so when and where to?â you asked smiling and smirking.
âUh can I pick you up tomorrow at 5?â he shyly asked.Â
âYes Vinny, now get out, and I better not catch you in my fucking yard again.â You said while shooing him to the door.Â
After you slammed the door in his face Vincent was mind blown. You hadnât called the cops. and you two were going on a date.
Since he had laid eyes on you Vincent started googling all kinds of silly childish things like, how to tell if you like someone? does she like me? what is a date?
But now he finally had a date planned and he was freaking out. He knew nothing, and he could not fuck this up. Google could only help him so much⌠It was time to call his mother and ask for advice.
He really didnât want to; it was his last resort. His mother would be very dramatic, he was sure. But it was you, he needed all the help he could get so he bit the bullet.
He had never expressed any romantic or sexual interest in anyone, let alone to his mother. But for you, he felt both.Â
After speaking with his mother on the phone for hours, he felt equipped to court you. It wouldnât be normal. He wasnât normal, He couldnât love you normally. But he could love you. And after his courtship, he wondered if you would love him too.
He knew that his brain was different, and so did his mother, thatâs why he wasnât shocked at his odd attraction to you. He just knew he needed and wanted you. He understood that much.Â
From what he knew about you from your first encounter to the few conversations you two had during his time working near your home. He found you enchanting. He felt like you were missing something, and he could be all of that. He would be all of that for you.
He knew even more about you from the time heâd spent outside of your house. Yes, it was wrong, but he liked to see your face before he drove home for the evening. If he didnât, heâd have to wait until you woke up and went on to your porch the next morning. That was too long for him.
The next day when he took you on your date, you wanted nothing more than to take the gentle giant home with you forever.Â
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yandere! Vincent brought you a bundle of beautiful large white lilies when he knocked on the door to pick you up for your date.Â
yandere! Vincent held you closer as you hugged him in thanks for the flowers. He looked down at you and used his huge hand to tilt your chin so he could examine your face.Â
yandere! Vincent opened the door to his car for you and even buckled you in.Â
yandere! Vincent lets you choose the music, while internally remembering the type of music you enjoyed.Â
yandere! Vincent held your hand tightly in his as you walked into the restaurant he chose.
yandere! Vincent listened to everything you talked about on your date. When you asked him questions and he answered right away.Â
yandere! Vincent refuses to leave the restaurant if you donât pick a dessert. He wouldnât have one, but he insisted you deserved it.Â
yandere! Vincent is very nervous if the date is going well, but you keep smiling and it warmed his heart.Â
yandere! Vincent didnât want the date to end as he drove you home from your last stop of the night. But he couldnât think of a way to keep you longer.Â
yandere! Vincentâs phone rang while he drove, and he asked that you answer it to your surprise. He wouldnât risk any reckless driving, not while you were in his car.Â
yandere! Vincentâs mom was on the other side, she audibly gasped when she heard a womanâs voice. She knew right away who you are and she began to embarrass Vinny by saying how much he likes you, how much he talks about you, even the dumb things he did as a kid. By the end of the phone call, you were crying with laughter. His mother was hilarious and kind-hearted. Vinny just drummed his fingers on the steering wheel as he drove, he wasnât worried about the conversation between you too. Once parked on your street Vincent took his phone and spoke to his mother briefly before hanging up.Â
yandere! Vincent told you his mother said goodnight and that you are a doll. He walks you to the entrance of your home after unbuckling you and opening your door. When at the door you invite him in. You arenât ready to leave him either.
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How would the murder clown gang react to mine darling just cursing them out in ASL/sign language?
Depends on the clown. Here are a few examples -
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Murder Clown: I don't care how much you whine - you're not going anywhere by yourself.
Mime Darling, signing: "BITCH"
Murder Clown, closing their eyes: Gonna pretend I didn't see that.
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Murder Clown: Which one of you mother...FUCKERS TAUGHT MY LITTLE ANGEL THIS TYPE OF LANGUAGE!?
Mime Darling: "SHIT." "FUCK."
Murder Clown, gently taking their hands - tears smudging their makeup as they sob: Please...stop....
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Murder Clown: Quit squirmin'! It's easy to lose you in a crowd - just let me carry you!
Mime Darling: "FUCK YOU!"
Murder Clown: You little- [sets mime Darling down and signs back at them] DO IT THEN
[Mime Darling and the Murder Clown proceed to have a heated argument while sirens blare outside the building they're in.]
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Murder Clown: Don't swear.
Mime Darling: "AS-"
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omg office!au with the quote "are you crying?" for the drabble game please <3
âHey Taehyung, do you know any job where I can get instant money?â
âYou can work at my place. Thereâs a vacant position.â Your boss says without hesitation and your eyes are quick to light up, hope blooming in your chest because you never meant to actually get an answer out of him. You only asked that question because you were feeling a bit bored of the paperwork in your hands.
âWait really? Iâm in! What position is it?â Youâre quick to jump at the opportunity.
âMy wife,â Taehyung says with a smirk and your smile falls from your face, replaced with a deadpanned expression.
âNo.â
âNo takebacks,â he points his pen at you with a playful expression resting on his face, âyou already said you were in.â
âIâll have to decline your proposal, sir.â
âYou canât just do that.â
âI just did.â
Dramatically, Taehyung, a grown-ass man, begins to pout as he shoves his face into the palms of his hands, sniffling just as the door to his office opens. âAnother day, another rejection.â
âAre you crying?â Jimin asks as he walks into the room with Yoongi tolling along.
âHeâs fine, heâs just being dramatic,â you say with a roll of your eyes.
âIâm dramatic?â Taehyung gasps offendedly as he jumps back up, his pen leveled at you once more. âThis is the tenth time youâve rejected my proposal, wouldnât that hurt anyone? You actually donât really care for me do you, gorgeous?â
âWe just started dating,â you stress.
âAnd? Donât people date in order to get married? Whatâs wrong with flying past a few steps when youâre deeply in love?â
âYouâre deeply in love with me? Already?â
He stands from his chair, approaching you and while you take a step back to back away from him, Taehyung doesnât let you. The other two simply watch on without interference, amused by this. âWe finally found our missing piece, Y/N, do you really think Iâd want to waste months and years just to get a yes out of you?â
âWe spend all those time in order to get to know each other better, and by then maybe youâd be more confident you actually want to marry me and pull me into your mix.â
He pouts. âWhy would I wanna wait to do that when I already know I want you in my life forever?â
âYouâre being clingy.â
âOh yeah?â Taehyung challenges with a raised brow as he leans in closer, nose bumping against the softness of your cheek. âI think you actually enjoy this part of me.â
You donât answer him and instead look towards the other, a silent cry for help on your expression with your neck stretching away from the koala bear holding onto you. Yoongi snickers and you frown.
âYou just love seeing me suffer, donât you?â
âCome on babygirl,â Yoongi chuckles as he walks forward to where the two of you are, âlike Taehyung said, I think youâre actually enjoying this.â
âI mean come on, getting a position as our wife?â Jimin chimes in, playing along with the fantasy Taehyung has created. âThatâs easy money and we know you love easy money.â
Just how do they see you?
âMaybe in a few years, yeah?â You turn back to Taehyung, knowing the other two arenât willing to help you at all. Heâs still clinging to you securely, refusing to let go anytime soon. âIn three yearsâ time, if we donât break up by then and if weâre all still deeply in love with each other, you can ask again and Iâll say yes.â
He gasps and like an excited puppy, you can almost imagine the tip of his ears perking up and his tail wagging rapidly behind him. âReally?! You promise?!â
âYeah, yeah..â
âYou promised!â He picks you off the floor without a second thought, causing you to let out a small little yelp at the sudden action. âYou promised, Y/N, you canât take it back now!â
âOkay, okay, I get it. Now put me down, will you?â
This time he listens easily but doesnât let you go before placing a long-lasting kiss on your cheek just for good measure.
Jimin canât wait to relay the news to the others.
Hello!
đ here again! I'm here with another request for our lovely bodyguard yandere.
Have you ever seen videos of fans jumping up onto stages with kpop idols? Then get carried away by security behind stage?
I'd love to see how our lovely violent baby girl would react to not being able to react with immediate violence as a reaction given all the eyes and cameras on him. Would he be stone faced just carrying the stage crasher by the collar like a cat? Or would he be dragging him by the legs into hell?
The reactions of fans to the bodyguard would be interesting too, I could see Reader being jealous over people thirsting over bodyguard on Twitter or something lol. Or bodyguard confused on why people would say stuff like "he could snap my back like a twig and I'd say thank you" about him.
Hope you are taking care, and I have my fingers crossed to hear from you eventually
Sincerely
-đ
Long overdue and I'm terribly sorry about that! I had the ideas for a while now, but I could never find the proper words to assemble everything. ;-;
Yandere! Bodyguard x Idol! Reader (III)
Your bodyguard has gained sudden Internet fame after dealing with a crazed fan on stage. Naturally, he couldn't care less about anyone else, but that doesn't stop you from trying to make him jealous in return. Someone will have to be the sacrificial lamb to his murderous possessiveness.
Content: female reader, obsessive behavior, violence, death, reader and yandere are both psycho
[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3]
The screen of your phone lights up again and you only need a quick glance to know what it is. Another post about last nightâs event. About your bodyguard. You sink your nails into the leather chair and look ahead towards the mirror, exchanging a smile with the hairstylist.
âOh, it looks lovely! You always do such a great job.â You compliment the woman as you tilt your head both ways, admiring the gentle curls. Now get the fuck out already.
âIâm so glad! Is there anything else youâd like me to-â
âNo, thatâs all. You can goâ, you respond curtly.
The stylist collects her products and waves at you, exiting the room. The phone vibrates once more with a new notification, and you promptly throw it against the door. It scatters in large chunks of scrap across the plush carpet.
The whole ordeal happened within seconds. You were performing the final song of the evening when a fan hurled himself over the security barrier and onto the stage. The people standing at the very front began screaming and some took their phones out, scrambling for a good angle to record everything.
âPlease, (Y/N), Iâm your biggest fan!â the man pleaded, approaching you with shaking hands.
You froze in place, observing his actions with the same indifference of watching a TV ad that goes on for too long. Before the stranger could even reach your proximity, your bodyguard effortlessly and speedily threw him over the shoulder, giving you a reassuring nod and retreating backstage. He had that smile on his face that signaled he was pissed, and your mouth hung open in realization: You wouldnât be able to witness the massacre.
You knew that expression all too well. That man would never see the light of day again, and under normal circumstances you would be right behind your bodyguard, cheering him on and suggesting ways to further torment of whoever dared to get too close to you.
And yet, your little ritual had been interrupted. You stood there on the stage, baffled, as the other idols gathered around you with worried looks. You poor thing. That mustâve been terrifying. The audience was shouting words of support, encouraging you to continue as if nothing happened. With pursed lips, you tightened your grip around the microphone and reassured everyone of your well-being. The show had to go on, regardless of your bloodlust.
This morning, you woke up to hundreds of posts online about the incident. Or rather, the way your bodyguard dealt with it. You scrolled through photos, videos, and confessions regarding the mysterious stranger who protected you from harm.
âI need a man like that in my life!â, âI know, right? So cool!â, âImagine how easily heâd pick you upâ, âThe broad shoulders! Iâm in love <3â
You donât even have time to be properly upset about it. Your schedule for the day is packed with interviews and photoshoots. You glance in the mirror one final time and exit the room. The bodyguard has been waiting for you, resting against the wall with crossed arms.
âI need a new phoneâ, you tell him in a casual tone.
âWhat happened to the previous one?â He inquires, somewhat confused by your sudden request.
âJust do it!â You snap at the large man, rushing past him without providing any window for a reaction.
Ideally, you would very much like to tell him that the sudden influx of attention irritates you beyond comprehension. Then heâd reassure you that his indifference towards everyone else has not changed whatsoever, and thus your worries are entirely unfounded; but, if you need an outlet to release all that stress, he can easily find an empty changing room and service you like he always does.
Unfortunately, there is no time for that.
The bodyguard follows your movements with raised eyebrows, perplexed. What couldâve gotten you into such a sour mood? Has someone caused you to be upset? Are you still pouting after the missed playtime? He ponders the possibilities as he searches for an assistant.
The employee is visibly startled upon hearing his deep voice calling her. She turns obediently and nods, flashing her best customer-facing smile.
âCan you get (Y/N) a new phone?â he asks plainly.
âHuh? SureâŚDid she specify any preferences? What was her previous model?â
He stares in confusion.
ââŚCanât you guess?â she insists.
âIâm not good with these things.â The bodyguard rummages through his pocket and pulls out an old, cracked device to prove his point. âI donât use phones much.â
Why would he? The only time he needs a phone is when heâs apart from you, which hasnât happened since the Christmas incident. He previously considered a more modern option, so he could stalk your social media and make sure you donât have any perverts sliding into your messages. That proved to be unnecessary, as you frequently leave your phone unattended or involve him in the process: most of your photos posted online nowadays are actually curated by his truly.
âOh, so you donât know about the recent craze?â The woman chuckles and takes out her own phone, speedily tapping on the screen before presenting it to the man. âSee? Youâre trending!â
He scans the multitude of messages. Ah, so thatâs what it was. His lips curl into a grin. To think heâd witness his spoiled idol struggle with jealousy.
âThat will be it for today!â the photographer announces, gesturing with his hands and guiding his helpers with the expensive equipment.
This was it, the last photoshoot. You unscrew the cap from your water bottle and take a healthy sip from it, wiping the sweat off your forehead with your other hand. The only good part about the continuous work was that you couldnât check more of those annoying posts drooling over your bodyguard. Remembering it is enough to increase your heartbeat. The male model you were paired with for this campaign walks in your direction.
âSay, do you have anything planned after this?â He questions smugly. âYou could come back to my place.â
What a ridiculous idea, you think with a grimace. Does this asshat think heâs worthy of your company? After a second of contemplation, youâre flooded with the same disappointment you felt back on the stage, watching your fan being carried away like a mere piece of cardboard over the much larger frame of your bodyguard. You might just consider the stupid offer. Why not? Itâs not fair to be the only one plagued by jealousy.
âSure. I know a better place, though.â
Your eyes narrow in a bright smile and you lead the young man towards your backstage room. As you pass by your bodyguard, you remember to mention in a low voice: âMake sure no one disturbs us.â He doesnât answer, merely gazes at you with an empty expression.
âMan, that guy is scary as hellâ, the model remarks as he throws himself in your vanity seat. âAre you not afraid to be alone with him?â
âNot really, noâ, you respond idly. âYou, on the other handâŚâ
âExcuse me?â
Now then. To set the scene, you gingerly climb into the manâs lap and adjust your arms around his neck. What a frail little human in comparison to your bodyguard. You blush in anticipation and begin counting in your head.
âH-hey, what did you mean-â
The young man is interrupted by someoneâs abrupt intrusion. Your bodyguard throws you a quick glance before turning to close the door behind him. Alright, he canât be too excited. He must pretend heâs furious, baffled, out for the hunt. You went all the way out for him. He even checked his watch to make sure you had enough time. He canât let his enthusiasm betray him.
You jump out of the modelâs hold with a gasp.
âItâs not what you think~!â you exclaim with feigned surprise. âHe started flirting with me and IâŚâ Your words trail off and you rub your arm nervously.
The bodyguard approaches the other man with monotonous movements and grabs him by the collar.
âWait, you canât possiblyâŚheâs a well-known model!â, you protest with a fake cry.
Sweet little darling. Worry not, he wonât disappoint you. Heâll put on the best show for your sake. Anything to soothe your innocent heart.
âCould be the President himselfâ, your bodyguard confesses with a dash of theatrics, âand Iâd still break his fucking neck for touching you.â He pulls out his pocketknife and looks at you. âIâll deal with you in a moment, Miss.â
Your knees weaken and you have to rest against the vanity table. Among the screams and pleads for mercy coming from the poor butchered model, you can only focus on one thing: the violent fucking youâre about to receive.
Your bodyguard truly knows you best.
Little do You Know | OT7 | Eighteen
Pair: Bangtan (ot7) x f!readerÂ
Summary: In a world where idols and actors canât date, whether it be because of contracts, lack of time, or the dangers that involve having your personal life leaked, the market opened up for a new work field. Playmate Agencies emerged to supply the entertainment world with highly trained companions for hire. Bangtan is looking for new playmates. And you just happen to be the one all of them choose.Â
Genre: Fluff, angst, smut, playmate au, idol au.Â
Chapter warnings: You go to the Harry Styles concert with the boys.Â
A/N: Hi, guuuuuuys! Just wanna take a little moment to say thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for all the love this story is getting!! Iâm glad you liked the little Tae drabble as well! In case you missed THIS, all new drabbles will be added to the masterlist! I got the requests for Meeting Holly as well, and as soon as I have some time Iâll work on it! As always, feel free to come yell in my ask box or just say hi! Also, the taglist is always open!
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It was a little after seven in the afternoon by the time you made it safely to LAX, the whole team being taken through a secluded exit after passing by customs and being allowed into the country. A few vans were waiting to transport you to the Intercontinental Hotel in Downtown L.A.. All was done very quietly and under covers, but all over town you could already see the impact the concert the boys were having in the city had. Purple balloons were scattered around, banners in front of stores saying âWelcome ARMYâ, and you could swear you saw an array of BT21 headbands every now and then.Â
HYBE had closed off the whole of the 32nd floor of the 70 story building for staff and the members, securing all possible exits with security personnel so only authorized people could be there. Mina and Heejin would share a room and told you you could stay with them if you didnât like who youâd been paired up to, but you soon found out that you had a room all to yourself. At the very end of the hallway, as the boysâ rooms were all around yours.Â
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