Fire Emblem: Three Houses Textposts Part 1 :)

Fire Emblem: Three Houses Textposts… Part 1 :)

Never mention “maturity” around Yuri 😅

Also Felix got punched. He let his guard down.

Me while playing FE:3H

”I only really have Birthday tea parties based on who it is”

Screen: Its Constance’s birthday!

”GET TO THE TEA PARTY YOU BEAUTIFUL LADY.”

Oh poor Yuri…

You like *some* knights, buddy.

yuriashegrid…. 

I raided the fucking shop. Rolled a 20 for fire damage…

BUT HEY I KILLED THE GUARDS!!

The Misadventures Of My PCs

so im currently running a dnd campaign and the players are “banana crusader” (no real name or anything we legit just call him banana) and he got a bag of holding from a quest. When he saw guards of a town trying to kill someone he STUFFED THEM IN THE BAG OF HOLDING TILL THEY SUFFOCATED. He also chugged a mysterious potion that made him half his size. There was also a town with a plant that made anyone in the vicinity of it insane and banana’s first question about it was “can i smoke it?” also during a fight with some evil clowns he tried to kick one in the balls and broke his foot.

we also have Giarin, a non binary birdfolk sorcerer who’s player hasnt gotten a single single digit roll. They will always default to grabbing someone and yeeting thrm from high in the air yelling “HIPPIDY HOPPIDY GET OFF THE PROPERTY!” And during the evil clown fight they killed two clowns in one yeet.

The NB Bird’s luck is *going to carry this campaign* Im callin’ it. -Player :)

The Misadventures Of My PCs

so im currently running a dnd campaign and the players are “banana crusader” (no real name or anything we legit just call him banana) and he got a bag of holding from a quest. When he saw guards of a town trying to kill someone he STUFFED THEM IN THE BAG OF HOLDING TILL THEY SUFFOCATED. He also chugged a mysterious potion that made him half his size. There was also a town with a plant that made anyone in the vicinity of it insane and banana’s first question about it was “can i smoke it?” also during a fight with some evil clowns he tried to kick one in the balls and broke his foot.

we also have Giarin, a non binary birdfolk sorcerer who’s player hasnt gotten a single single digit roll. They will always default to grabbing someone and yeeting thrm from high in the air yelling “HIPPIDY HOPPIDY GET OFF THE PROPERTY!” And during the evil clown fight they killed two clowns in one yeet.

Two children and their supervisors terrorize local magic man, more at eight.