I Slay Because Its 1985 By Bo Burnham And I've Memorized That Shit!

I slay because its 1985 by bo burnham and I've memorized that shit!

karaoke bar where you're forced to sing your top song from spotify wrapped. how well do you perform it?

Working on my ouran fic while on a tone of sleepy meds cause i feel like utter shit isnt a good idea. I'm falling asleep rnn

What bojack moment should I do next?

AETHER IS TO CUTE FOR THIS WORLD

Lipstick # 3 💄

Imagine your genshin S/O making you try on lipsticks of different colors and shades and then making you kiss them on their face to see if it suits them too.

Aether (For @proper-fox):

Sorry it took so long. I was in physical pain while trying to write this. I hate period cramps (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Aether has many many friends (and enemies), and most are indebted to him (Yes, even some of his enemies). So it's not unusual for his mailbox to be filled with gifts of many kinds. In fact, he had to have a separate mail box for close friends just so he wouldn't lose those.

And as thankful as he is for the gifts, he doesn't exactly use nor need most of it. But of course, he couldn't just tell them off. (Well, he can, but he still wants free stuff now and again.)

As he's pacing around your shared bedroom in his abode, he notices your lipstick collection... or rather, the lack of it. A lone lipstick stood proudly on your vanity table, with a color that's just a bit too... common for him to see on you.

After some thinking, he came up with a solution to his mailbox problem. Why not tell people that he'll only be accepting lipsticks?

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"Aether, why the hell do you have so many lipstick?" You asked, once you saw him carrying a box full of lipstick with a rainbow of selection, picking up one that's a really neon green.

"It's for a... project." Aether says, smiling innocently at you. He then brought in another box, one that's empty this time. There's a shine in his eyes that you couldn't understand.

"Can you do something for me?"

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You then found yourself sitting on the bed, a box full of lipstick on your side, while the empty one on the other.

In front of you is Aether, sleeping soundly. After a tiring day of doing commissions, he grabbed you towards the bed with the energy he had left, and told you what to do before passing out.

"Give me lots of kisses. I want you to try each and every one of these."

You couldn't help but quirk your lips at his words from earlier, before picking a random lipstick from the pile.

Upon applying it, you then leave soft kiss on his soft cheek.

When you pulled away, you couldn't help but feel delighted at how the lipstick color suit him. Maybe he does have a point in making you do this.

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The next morning, Aether woke up with a yawn, stretching his arms. He drowsily got up from the bed, making sure not to disturb your sleep, before heading to the bathroom.

The moment he faced the bathroom mirror, he feel his whole being wake up, fully energized, a huge grin quickly growing on his face.

Aether's body is littered with kiss marks with colors and shades that suited him. From his face, to his arms, and even to his stomach. There are even some stray ones on his thighs.

Leaning back out of the bathroom door, he spots the two boxes on the feet of your shared bed, one labelled 'keep', and the other, 'give away', both seemed half filled.

Focusing back on his reflection in the mirror, he's quite happy but... he's not satisfied.

With a huff, he quickly runs out of the bathroom, and headed towards you still sleeping on the bed. He jumped on the bed, straddling your hips, before shaking you awake.

He glared at you with determined eyes, watching as you drowsily opened yours that are filled with sleepy confusion.

"You have to try again. Let me feel the kisses this time!"

Next up is our dear Kazuha!

Also, I probably almost died with my dog earlier ಥ‿ಥ

(@neigesprincess heya! You wanted to be tagged, right?)

emoji's and gifs are my go too to hug people through the internet

CONGRATS ON 5K! YOU DESERVE IT AND I HOPE YOU MANY MORE FOLLOWERS!!!!

The start of Chaos

Y/n: *Just straight up vibing bopping to a song they created in their head as they softly mumble the words*

Neuvillette: *looks at Y/n curiously, unsure what the hell they're doing* Darling, what is it you are doing?

Y/n: *looks at Nuevillette mischievously* Can I show you?

Neuvillette: *nods suspiciously*

Y/n: *starts to sing Another one bites dust* According to the Judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique D'analyse Cardinale *and just sings the whole fan song*

Neuvillette: *Just stares dumbfounded*

Furina: Oh Neuvillette! *stops in her tracks seeing Y/n dancing and singing* What is Y/n doing?

Neuvillette: *to stunned to speak*

Furina: *Laughs at Neuvillette's state*

a/n: That one fan song is stuck in my head so i had too! Heres the song im referancing. Link

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