I Helped Him Get His Rizz Up, Good Benvolio.

I helped him get his rizz up, good benvolio.

oh, bromeo, I hope thou wilt capture many young girls' hearts with thine alpha vocabulary; 'tis as poetic as aristophanes' works, dost thou thinkst?

What the sigma rizz! Oh, dear rizzful Verona, I am so grateful for my brand new alpha vocabulary!

okay,

one, thou dost snore like that

two, THOU DOST HAVE RIZZ. ART THOU KIDDING ME, BROMEO??

good morrow! i am proud to sayeth i no longer has’t sleepless nights. romeo tells me that i snore like “honk mimimi” when i sleep. i has’t no idea what that means.

he also keeps repeating phrases mercutio hath taught him. what is a “what the sigma”? ‘tis an unusual combination of words.

please doest, good benvolio. I shall be glad to listen to thy yapping fr

good morrow, every citizen… i has’t officially watched all of Dead Poets Society.

i doth not sayeth this oft, but…

wow. 🙁

i needst to “yap” about this.

tybalt... 😤

Good morrow. I have come here on this present day to show thee two rapiers I have purchased as of recently.

Hopefully, they will be of good use if one of those dirty Montagues go about looking for a fight.

Let this act as a warning to you pestiferous Montagues. Do not cross me.

good benvolio, thou shouldst try and get some rest.

I thank thee for the cookies; I shall visit later. hopefully bromeo shan't get to them first

i sincerely apologize for barely posting today!

i hast been caught up in much work, and mine eyes are tired. 😞 i shalt try to post more tomorrow, i swear!

i did bake today, if anyone wast wondering. i guarded these cookies with my life this time.

good morrow, fair verona

I sure hope I don't run into tybalt today,

as I shall be taking my good benvolio out, and I wouldn't want to upset him