Miss Honey From Matilda Wrote This Post

miss honey from matilda wrote this post

i’ve made some homemade honey butter and berry jam with raspberries from my garden and sourdough bread from my starter and vegan chocolate cake and put a white lace bandana in my hair and learnt to play guitar and pressed flowers to put in letters and took care of my cute houseplants and went out on picnics in the park to write poetry and i STILL DON’T HAVE GF??? im upset.

i want to be tove jansson when i grow up

me: *sitting on the couch, watching shera, whispering the lyrics to the theme song*

my mom: . . . what are you . . . doing . . . ?

me: we’rE ON THE EDGE OF GREATNESS

dear fellow non-Black queers,

please remember: stonewall was a riot.

it was 5 days of violent demonstrations against the police led by Black queer and trans people.

now, we need to join the fight against racially motivated police violence. 

lgbt+ people, we are obligated to stand with #Blacklivesmatter. 

if you don’t support the current riots, don’t bother celebrating pride either. 

how the  h e c k k  is it thursday already???

“Why should I work out,” you ask? Well someday when you’re returning to your kingdom after twenty years at sea, you might have to fight a beggar for the amusement of the suitors who are trying to marry your wife, and don’t you wan’t to wow them with your ripped thighs when you strip down to duel?