Feel Like I Was Hit By A Truck

Feel like I was hit by a truck

/srs

Me when I was working at a concessions stand: now when I say cash register I mean big metal box with a money drawer in it

Me: I think most cash registers are supposed to have calculator capabilities but this one does not and never has

Me: we've got this handheld scientific calculator but I don't think anyone currently working here has ever been able to get it to turn on

My grandpa just said "best time of growing up? Elementary, my dear Watson" and I am so impressed

My math teacher: the limit over here with respect to theta-

This guy named Alex: I don't respect theta

Me: ooo I wonder what song will be next

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so fun story from a year ago, demonstrating that I grew up without a tv and don't particularly care about celebrities

Girl of a race I cannot remember (which I feel super bad about rn) in an internet video: people trying to look like my race take away our identity by influencing others to believe that this is what a white person looks like; the Kardashians for example-

Me, completely bewildered: the Kardashians are white?????