Opinios Thoughts Headcanons About Asaden?!

Opinios thoughts headcanons about asaden?!

oh my god. head empty. many thoughts

-they are like two sopping wet cats out in the rain. pathetic and desperate for a warm touch

-asa will prob admit that shes never been on a date before and denji will proudly point a thumb at his chest and be like 'lucky for you... THIS guy has been on Two Whole Dates;)'

-asa will prob be like 'yea how did those turn out?' and denji will just frown and be like 'whatever lets just go'

-queue the world's shitiest first date that ends up being weirdly perfect for them?

-yoru screaming at asa like venom and eddie

-hate this so so so so much but denji would 100% say 'youre not like other girls ive met' and be 100% wrong

-50/50 chance asa would react poorly to that

-50/50 chance asa would tuck her hair behind her ear and blush

in conclusion ur honor, i hate them

wake up…

loid and yor the second they find out anya can read minds: get in baby we're taking you to therapy

i'm watching spy x family right now and theres no way anya is gonna turn out fine I'm sorry 😭

the trauma of never meeting her real parents, being literally experimented on, being able to hear everyone's thoughts including bad ones, life in orphanages, being given back four times (*lightly slaps anyas back* this girl can fit so many abandonment issues inside), being adopted by a spy that she can read the thoughts of, stumbling on this massive responsibility to LITERALLY SAVE THE WORLD, him marrying a literal assassin she hears the thoughts of - all this exposure at the age of six???

and don't get me started on the possibility of future trauma when the guilt of lying to her (fake but found family) parents and friends (including a possible future love interest who happens to be the son of her target) catch up to her

so thankful they decided to make it a comedy slice of life cause this could have easily been a horror/drama series lol

She’s just like me fr

certain breed of pathetic beast

just me again... letting myself get fooled by some fucking author by rooting for characters whose dynamics are 100% bound to tragedy...