Hoohoo Heehee Haha

hoohoo heehee haha

Fata Morgana

a superior mirage caused by warm air resting on patches of colder air in an atmospheric duct that acts like a refracting lens. Objects on the horizon could appear to be mirrored, distorted, or float. This form of mirage could be the reason for the Flying Dutchman Legend.

"Welcome back one and all to the free-for-all Sumeru Slam Arena! I'm your host, Acting Grand Sage Alhaitham. On the left, we can see a fierce bout between the Wanderer and our General Mahamatra. To our right we can see Nilou and Tighnari teaming up against Madam Faruzan. And what's this? Coming up the middle of the is Dehya and Candace! But who are they chasing? Ah, it's my loser housemate Kaveh, who owes me two months rent. The crowd goes wild as Candace knocks his stupid briefcase out of his hands, which wouldn't have been a problem if he used a claymore like a normal person. And what's this? The Wanderer has stolen the knockout from under the Flame-Mane's nose with a well-timed blast of anemo right to my loser boyfriend's face! It serves him right for vomiting on the new sofa last week." -Alhaitham probably.

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YES I IMAGINED IT EXACTLY LIKE THIS PLEASE I NEED THIS AHAHDHDJD (altho i doubt nilou, dehya and candace participate as it involves only the six darshans. and scara. i guess nahida finally sent her son to school 💚)

🌬️"Does anyone require inflatables?" 🌬️