Hate All The Phrases That Are Sex-coded Fr. The Other Day I Was Telling A Friend I Just Want More Physical

hate all the phrases that are sex-coded fr. The other day I was telling a friend “I just want more physical intimacy” and had to be like “fuck wait no” because I literally just want to be able to wrap my arms around my friends from behind and play with their hands or hair and have them come up behind me and tuck their chins over my head. “I want to sleep with you” but I literally mean I want to. Sleep. In the same bed. With you. Cuddling. Why is everything so difficult I am killing everyone

fuck being cringe. make cat ocs with angel wings and too many colors. put rainbows on everything you can. make them edgy without any reason and give them heterochromia and no parents. make them weird and yes I mean weird in the way that some people may not like or understand. art is an expression of the self and if your self is a fat wolf with tiddies and he/it/xeno pronouns then fuck yea dude. idk where I’m going with this just be cringe for the love of god. and if others are being cringe and having their best life fucking leave them alone we are not going to tell people what they can or can’t do with their cringe

“but what if i’m being annoying :(“ everyone’s annoying dipshit it came free with fucking being alive and existing. now go talk to your friends

Fanfic prompt: there are quite some fics that portray the windwaker as a literal conductor

And have wind use the abilities of the windwaker

Like the sky gets darker when he gets upset

It rains if he is sad

And it storms if he is angry

But like controlling the wind is not the only ability of the windwaker

You can change day and night with the song of passing

You can also straight up command people (command melody)

And in phantom hourglass you can control time and see ghosts

Like imagine him having an actual panic attack from the point of view of like Wild who already experienced a big calamity

Like there is a hurricane appearing

The sun and moon are fighting for their spot on the sky (till it ends up a solar eclipse)

The wind is strong enough that actual boulders are flying off the ground

And you feel something commanding you to go there (wind really wants someone to stop him )

The time in several places is going out of control

And on top of that your ghost friends are freaking out because of something

You are convinced that that is divine punishment

And that the world will end

Like imagine the sheer shock that any of the chain will experience when it turns out to be wind

Sorry for double posting but APPARENTLY those commission scammers have showed up on Tumblr at least for the first time for me.

For those who don’t know what I am talking about, there were/are commission scams going on in Instagram and even places like Artstation where people would pretend to be interested in your work and try to commission a pet or portrait for the sake of trying to get your bank details. Here’s how to (somewhat) sniff them out:

1- They don’t seem to be an average customer/ person that would be involved in your fandom, or has a blank template for an account or don’t even follow you.

2- They ask you to draw a portrait or a pet picture either for themselves or their children/family.

3- They promise to overpay you (in the hundreds) and do not listen to you even if you firmly state the price is cheaper.

4- They are constantly asking for your email name, or private details regarding things like banking details or passwords or other private information others should not know.

5- They try and over reassure you they mean no harm, try to guilt you into giving them the info, or become aggressive over you not giving them what they want.

What should you do if you come across one of these guys? My best advice is to block and report. Sadly these people jump account to account so there isn’t really much to do other than spread this info to prevent artists from being scammed.

Imma be honest, before today's trailer, I was feeling a bit iffy about Echoes of Wisdom. But now I'm HYPED!

They DID give Zelda a sword (of course it's limited, but STILL) and that makes me incredibly happy :D

Also, PUPPET LINK CONFIRMED I'M SO HAPPY!!!! I was so hoping they would do that after watching @/clowns0up-felix's EOW video.

Also, they took Dampé from ALBW and threw him into EOW but made him smart instead of a gravedigger who though that any man who talked to a specific woman was in love with her LMAOO

(Edit, I forgot he's also the gravedigger in OOT. I just finished a playthrough of ALBW a couple days ago, so that's what's on my mind loll)

So yeah, I'm exciteddddd