Draco: Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Wizarding Community, I Am Now Officially The King Of Hogwarts!

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Draco: My flow is pure,

Like the blood in my veins,

When this is over,

I'll be the one who reigns.

The halls will echo

Hail King Draco, first of his name,

As you kiss the ring

Head bowed in shame.

It's easy to beat him,

Cry: 'Demontor,' and he faints

What a sorry excuse,

for the holy than thou saint.

Like everyone else

You claim we Slytherins are evil,

Your only friends

are the swot queen and Weasel.

People thought you could be the heir

When you can't pass a class

Without Granger.

How many times

Has she saved you

from expulsion and danger?

The lonely little orphan

who barely got a date to the ball

Guess fame isn't everything

After all.

Take the Cho,

Out of Chosen one,

'Cause she didn't want any.

And she'll be the first rejection

In a long line of many.

I'll never be shot down

And treated like fodder,

Because it's plain to see

I'm hotter than Potter.

Draco: Ladies and gentlemen of the wizarding community, I am now officially the King of Hogwarts!

Hermione: He is not the King.

Ron: Of course he isn't.

Harry: I am the King of Hogwarts!

Blaise: Okay guys, stop mucking about.

Hermione: Thank y-

Blaise: Clearly there is only one way to decide the King of Hogwarts.

All Gryffindors: Rap Battle!!

(All houses get up and push their tables to the side, standing in a wide circle. Harry and Draco stand facing each other, and prepare to battle.)

Hermione: Stop this now!

Ginny: Guys, come on...

Luna: The Nargles are attracted by your animosity, you're endangering us all!

Draco: *beatboxes*

(Snape, Dumbledore and McGonagall enter)

Snape: What is going on here?

Blaise and Ron: Rap Battle!

Dumbledore: Alright, everyone out of the way. Now boys...

(Harry and Draco hang their heads)

Dumbledore: Drop the beat!

Hermione and McGonagall: *bangs head on table*

We've seen Crowley incandescently angry after the Gabriel argument, we've seen him in shocked devastation driving away from the bookshop fire, we've seen him drunk and crying as he mourns, we've seen his face cycle thru 12 emotions a second at the airfield at the almost-end of the world. But something about the hard set of his mouth, jaw clenched so tight it looks almost painful, how his whole body lacks its usual animation, how he stands stock-still as he watches Aziraphale leave the world... we've never seen him like this before. He's angry yes, but it's useless anger, it's cold, it's not burning him up - he's hollowed out, he's resigned, he's shutting his mouth so tightly it's like he wishes he had never opened it, for any reason.

Huff. Puff. Did this part hurt my heart. 😭

Scott Cohen as The Wolf THE 10th KINGDOM (2000)

#spike said fine if you won't let me be your boyfriend I will be your mom's son in law (via @anyxnka)

Spike being Spike. 🖤

James Marsters as SPIKE Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997 - 2003)

This is one of my favourite moments in the series. 🤣😭 It really shows that Willow is also not quite right and that they're both rather emotionally insecure.