lys5ophobia - Danny
Danny

some form of cryptid, remus lupin wannabe, firkle from southpark and gerry keay enthusiast, poet, philosopher & failure

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What A Fucking Loser No Wonder He Has No Friends (i Say While Panting And Shaking Like A Dog)

What A Fucking Loser No Wonder He Has No Friends (i Say While Panting And Shaking Like A Dog)

what a fucking loser no wonder he has no friends (i say while panting and shaking like a dog)

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11 months ago

Neil grinned as he handed Todd's poem back to him. "You're really good at writing. So good. I like a person like that."

Todd's eyes twinkled. "Yeah?" he asked, hopefully.

Neil nodded. "You know, if you were a girl, I'd marry you," he said casually. "Because we get along well, encourage each other to keep going, and we could save money by doing that."

Todd stared at him. Neil brought up the "if you were a girl" a lot, but Todd always thought to himself, "You don't need to be a girl. I love you as a boy." But he knew he couldn't say that.

Instead, Todd just scoffed and said that Neil would have to do the cooking and laundry. Todd offered to clean the house and do dishes, so it evened out.

If you were a girl, I would marry you. Those words always played in his head.

But now, as he clawed at the dirt of Neil's grave, only one sentence echoed back- a reply to what Neil had said months before: If you were alive, I'd marry you.


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11 months ago

if ur lgbt im curious: pls rb with ur sign, orientation and if ur a coffee or tea person


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11 months ago
"hawk Tuah... Hawk Tuah... Hawk Tuah"

"hawk tuah... hawk tuah... hawk tuah"

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"the guy's tellin u- sayin hes gonna call baby gronk! on us! when we weren't doin anything but rizzing up livvie dunne!"

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"i feel like gyattle, i feel like gyattle! i first went in, she told me to sit, she asked me what mr beast was like and i told her- I TOLD HER what mr beast was like and she asked me again. then she said 'oh yeah i already hit the griddy' okay, so already she's not mogging. then she tells me- alright - to take her to ohio before i start the scene. so i turn the skibidi toilet sideways and she says no, NO! just mew normally, but fanum profile! okay so this is how i start the scene... what the sigma!"

11 months ago

hiii dps community, we're getting into official poet season!!! this is just your reminder that streaming movies is responsible for a big amount of co2 emissions, so if possible, maybe get a dvd from the library instead of streaming dps this autumn! i totally understand if it's financially not possible and i don't wanna blame anyone, but if you're one of the fans who like to watch these poets over and over, getting the dvd will not only be good for the planet but also for you as you can cradle it in your arms and call it "my precious". let's try to cut back on streaming so that future generations will also be able to go into the woods to live deliberately <3333

sorry for the serious topic, i'll go back to posting little poet snippets soon!! just wanted to share this :)

11 months ago

you are under no obligation to remain the same person you were a year ago, a month ago, or even a day ago. you are here to create yourself, continuously.