You Know That Moment ...

You know that moment ...

when you accidentally realise that you just told around 100+ people that you were in a coma so you could take a break from that thing more easily and forcefully and then you realise while you're typing this some of those 100+ people might find your tumblr and call your shit but apparently the account you told 100+ people you were in a coma in was hacked by your like boyfriend or something, and the only reason you could pull that lie off is that it's literally taught in your theatre class and you do it all the time for funsies, w/o intent to manipulate people but now you're realising you are using it to manipulate people but who fucking cares. Though, overall you just didn't like those people cause they are fucking CAPITALISTS (even though you are too) (I AM NOT PAYING $50 FOR A RRP SERVER W/ SWEM THAT I CAN GET FOR FREE IF I PUT EFFORT INTO IT!!!) and now you realise your friends irl are gonna read this and think you're crazy bananas. You are so that's fair, also THIS CAT ON MY SCREEN IS GOING TO DRIVE ME INSANE!!!!

either way, you deleted the app you played with those people on, and now you're realising that you lost all your other stuff and you wanna jump off a bridge but you also really wanna go see those fucking amur lepoards on the school zoo trip, b/c they are in your personal hotspot password and you never get to see them irl.

also i really wanna point out the fact that my tumblr blog is bipolar, and my reblogs / posts literally go from suicide posts to fish chain to whatever the hell you call this to ... stuff. uhh yeah ok

im really sorry if you know me

my english teacher and grammarly hates me for this.

the entire first paragraph is blue underlined which means my grammar is SHIT so yeah thanks for reading that, wait it's not even a paragraph its a MASSIVE RUN ON SENTENCE KILL ME NOW

id like to point out the amount of memes I can make out of all of this

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fish

oh.

morrison formation moment