Imagine Steve In The Background Sitting Next To Clark Here To Write About The Event.

Imagine Steve in the background sitting next to Clark here to write about the event.

“No Cap, I don’t need hand to hand combat training. When would I even need it?”

He said in a bad imitation of Tony while Clark is trying not to laugh.

I DIED

That’s how I got rid of my sworn enemy making friends with my crush when I was 12. It ended up with a broken arm, the truth don’t f*ck around.

The truth is like a lion. You don’t have to defend it. Let it loose. It will defend itself.

Whitebeard : I’m going to tell you the same thing I told Roger : « If you come asking me for help I get uncle privileges. »

Shanks : Wait wha?

WB crew : Pops, you can’t be the brat’s uncle and the brat’s brat uncle! You’re her grand uncle!

Marco : Ignore the crazy people over there. I’ll get you formula and baby clothes.

Shanks : Okay but what about the uncle stuff?

Marco : It’s too late for that. You should have know better than to show up here with a baby. At least you had enough common sense to not show up in front of Big Mom with her.

Film Red spoilers(?)

The fact that Shanks adopted little baby Uta when he was only 19 is so funny because now I can just imagine him showing up on the Moby Dick, knocking out half of Whitebeard's crew with Conquerer's Haki, looking him dead in the eye and going "Hey uh what the fuck do babies eat"

I have delayed this LONG ENOUGH

It is time

For the world(outside of the TMNT g/t Server)to know.

About the Scrap Metal AU

SO

essentially this Au is just: Borrower Donnie

I’m writing a short(pun intended) fic for it (Donnie is extremely ooc mostly cuz I haven’t taken the time to analyze the characters in rise and take notes on how to portray them, BUT that’s not the point)

Anyways in the meantime take some doodles and silly little details abt the au:

(Not all of these doodles are mine btw, it’s a combination of doodles from me and an online friend on a whiteboard)

Donnie’s battle shell is made of exclusively purple legos that he melted together.

He was separated from his bros when Draxum’s lab exploded and Splinter thought he’d lost his fourth son (nOPE, he is still alive)

He wasn’t a borrower at first, the first few years of his life he grew up on the streets of the hidden city, stealing food and whatnot from street vendors to stay alive.

He found a mystic crystal one day and upon touching it BOOM tiny

Eventually after getting lost in the sewers in the human world, he finds the lair (and the other turtles/Splinter), and decides to stay there.

About 8 or so years pass by before they find out about him

He ends up ABSOLUTELY DESTROYING ALL OF LEO’S HIGH SCORES in the arcade one night and that’s how the name Don comes about (before that he just went by Purple)

April is the one who has the idea to call him Donatello (like the artist… LIKE HIS BROTHERS)

Anyways a little while after seeing how angry Leo is about this mysterious Don character beating all his Highscores, Donnie starts to get more cocky and eventually straight up gets caught.

Leo is the one who catches him

He doesn’t know what to do with the lil guy so he just kinda puts him in a jar

“Hey Bros look what I found”

“WTF LEO YOU DONT JUST PUT PEOPLE IN JARS”

He’s a borrower so SHIT BE LOUD so he made little noise canceling headphones to make shit quieter

His scarf is something he first found in the hidden city, it’s how he got the name Purple (the scarf was purple, and whenever he stole food from street vendors they would always curse him out and yell stuff at him using the name Purple)

He’s probably go as far as to eat the card to stop Wukong from seeing it.

No apologies

HELP SDFHNLKSJFLKSJLFJSFKS

NO YEAH YEAH

this would happen. the gang plays Uno and MK gives this to Macaque and Macaque literally SCREAMS and then refuses to show Wukong the card as he draws 25 cards

LMK Season 4 shots in the dark

Ok so I’m not trying to theorize or anything like that, I don’t think we got enough info for that anyway.

But well I have been thinking about that ominous scroll and with my limited knowledge of Journey to The West (so basically OSP videos, the Saiyuki anime and the first 5 books) there’s 3 options I imagine the scroll to be :

-One of the sacred scroll they went to get in their journey.

-the scroll with the circlet activation spell (would make for great angst material).

-One of the register of the dead that SWK “edited” to give himself and some of this monkey friends immortality. The one with his name on it to be precise.

Just imagine if that’s the case and that both his and Macaque’s names are on it and it got stolen. Suddenly the Monkey King is mortal again and so is his greatest rival.

It would also make a great excuse for flash back to their relationship before JTTW.

Man’s yeah I know that SWK is like 7 time immortal but the thing is in the book when they dragged him to hell he was already immortal. So clearly if your name’s on the register immortality doesn’t mean jack.

It would also suit LBD parting words. Of course MK would fight this because it’s his mentor. But the destiny of every mortal things is to die and while no one except the Mayor wanted of LBD vision of destiny this time a lot of people would be on board to finally get rid of SWK et Macaque. Especially in the Jade palace. How’s that for pain?!

Sorry for rambling I swear it’s not meant to be taken seriously.