Hello! I Hope,you Have A Nice Day And Time. But,if You See This Request,that Means I Finally Stop Being

Hello! I hope,you have a nice day and time. But,if you see this request,that means i finally stop being shy. May i ask please headcanons or fluff about Fem!Reader x 035,how they spend their New Year's Holidays?(I just love New year and 035). Anyways,thank you for reading!

Spending New Year with 035

Let's pretend that Foundation don't care that you spend time with them and just let's you do whatever you want. For the sake of this hc. Maybe some day I'll write a fic about it. Who knows?

"Someone's getting excited about New Year again? Am I right Darling?"

They don't really care about holidays, since nothing really happens in Foundation when they start. Maybe few scientists or guards or whatever say/congratulate each other. But nothing interesting. 

But when you're excited, he gets excited too. You know, just matching your energy. Cus they love/like you)))

Will help you with decorations, cooking or whatever you want to do right now. 

Beware that she'll try to give you, helpful or not so helpful advices. Or straight up do decorations by herself. Just give her a smack on the head and she'll stop(not completely, will totally sneak some of her own design in yours). But without aspect of her interrupting and doing her own things, it's pretty pleasant decorating with her. 

Cooking is pretty easy with them. You know, they have a photographic memory and you don't need to look in cooking book or phone to follow the recipe, they can just tell you or remind you about how many minutes passed if you got lost in time. 

Probably will wear something New Year Themed. Well it's to be expected from them. And they totally don't like spending holidays so they can just dress up as it's theme. Yeah... Totally not true! 

And what a bad author I'll be if I will leave it short and won't include some winter activities. Now firstly about snow fight. When you start they will play without cheating, but when you start to win. Just beware that they'll use tentacles to throw snow in your collar. Yeah... Cheating in snow fight. And probably getting you sick. How fucking nice-

Will gladly make snowmen with you. It'll probably be artsy and kind of resemble statues. And maybe try to sculpt other things from snow. Of course will make snow angels too. Hopefully it's host will get sick. 

If you want to sled- Well wait your turn. For an eternity. Yeahhhh you might have to fight them to get a turn or beg them. Maybe you'll convince them to at least sit together(P.S. they'll like it way to much). But it will be easier to just push them from sledge and just sled down by yourself- 

Can you do an SCP 073 (Cain) x Fem!Reader where the reader is smol and shy/timid but in reality the reader is quite honest and is secretly kinky? (You don’t have to add the last part if you don’t want to)

I think it's more of a gender neutral reader . Well yeah , cause I did not use any pronounce .

Okay so ... You're really cute for him . You can't change his mind .

If you really struggling with your shyness when he won't bother you so much if that makes you uncomfortable .

Well Cain has average height . And you are smaller that he is . So he'll be such a simp for you . A protective one btw .

He don't want you to be near Abel . He's really scared that Able will hurt you ... or worse . Constantly holds your hand(he loves it)

Will want to carry you around . Once again I'll say that he wont do that if it is weird for you . And will ask you first if that's okay .

A little nervous then someone's coming near you . He's scared that something will happen since you are timid and small .

If he didn't have his power(curse) he would've bring you many flowers that you like . Constantly following you .

Oh and he want to hug you so much , but will be scared of hurting you .

When he found out you are honest . He's a lil surprised. Because , there isn't many people who's honest . And like ... You're sooo sweet , but can say really tough truth .

If he saw you tell some mean person the truth (hurtful for them)of them . Oh ... he's respecting you more now . Not saying that he didn't respect you .

Will try not to annoy you or so you can't get mad at him .

And about the last part ... It shocked him very , I mean very much .

I mean ... He thinks it is really hot . So it plus plus situation for both of you .

He won't shame you cause of your kinky nature(?) .

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SFW Alphabet - SCP 035

(Art is not mine . Found it in Pinterest.)

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

It depends on the mood . Sometimes too clingy . They show affection by words of affirmation , touch and quality time . Even if you are friends .They're just being themselves . 

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?) A ... friend that most of a time joke around . And use dark humor too . He's just a comedic friend and will try to make you laugh/giggle/smile or just to see your reaction. I personally think that you'll become friends only if they decides to . If he eventually become friendly , there will be a higher chance that she'll be your friend in future .

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

They do like to cuddle . As I said they show affection by touch . So he likes it . And I think that you will rarely cuddle if you both are just friends , only if you are really frustrated/really sad . But if you are dating she'll gladly trap you in a hug .

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

They really do . But for a good reason they couldn't . But if he ever did live with you he would be good at cooking , like come on he had many hosts , and at least some of them knew how to cook . So she probably will be good at cooking , at least a little bit . As for cleaning , he'll help you . And will be in a middle . Won't clean really much for home to be super clean . But still clean enough for him .

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

They'll either start ghosting you or be straight forward and say that it's over . Won't kill you don't worry . You didn't give him a reason to , don't you ? So you'll be fine . 

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

If they got a chance they would probably propose after maybe like 4-5 years of being together . You know you can't get truly married , even if they escape Foundation . She's not a human . And his body(host) will decompose so it can be hard if he don't know where the host's passport . But even if they had , they'll always need a new one . 

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Sometime they can get too dark with their joke . And you'll probably think if they'll really do some weird things . But other than that he can be gentle around you in both ways . He'll let herself be way too vulnerable with you if they find that you really do trust them and love them . 

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Of course they do . Even if you're just a friend to him . He'll always appreciate the hug from you . They would literally hug as many times as they could . And their hugs are ... quiet . Suffocating . To say the least . But if it hurts don't be scared/shy or whatever keeps you from social interaction to say that it hurts , just don't be too aggressive or mean to them . They will get upset and you'll need to apologize .

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

After few days of your relationship , something around 5-6 days . And won't hesitate to say it few times .

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?) Well at first(if your relationship is new . Like few days/weeks) they'll be a little conscious , because you can betray her if you break up . He don't want to kill you yet . He likes you . So he'll be a protective when jealous . If you're dating for months/years she'll still be protective , but little less . Still will worry about you . And btw will read your mind so they will know if it's some one you know/family member/friend or whatever . But if they get really jealous he'll be pouting and upset . 

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Can't exactly kiss you . Just press his mouth to yours . That's all . It can leave some dark substance/goo on place he 'kissed' you . Their most liked places to kiss you are : hand , lips , forehead . And their fav place to be kissed , if not to count the host body , is literally anywhere and on host body too . They just didn't get many affection , well no affection in years of imprisonment in Foundation .

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

They like a company of kids . Not always , only if kids are not too mean , aggressive or etc.. He likes a few of kid SCP objects . She tolerates 053 and 191 the most . But let's talk about how they're around other children , they're friendly with them . They hope that kids won't fear them . They are just being lonely that they will spend time with kids too . 

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Since you can't live together , it will be pretty hard to see each other in the morning . But if you have something on your mind . Then , I'll leave it to you .

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

I'll leave it to you too . Cause there isn't many way you can freely interact w/ each other . 

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

It will take like a year to reveal some more information about themselves . 

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

It's 50/50 . But if he get angry she'll try not to hurt you . And will try to get away from you if it's possible , so they 100 won't hurt you . 

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

YES . Just yes . They even remember memories of his past host . So yeah , they always will remember you said . 

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

When they confessed to you . It's their favorite moment . 

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He sometimes can be protected if he sense/read someone's mind and discovers that this person wants to hurt you or kill . So they become protective of you . 

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

They'll try pretty much . Dates aren't great and anniversaries too , but he can get gifts for you . Like get some jewelry from dead scientists and etc. 

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

They're kind of narcistic and sometimes short tempered . That's it . 

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

They are concerned . They really want to look good for you ... and for themselves . But , they don't have much clothes and accessories choice .

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

It depends on your stage of relationship . If you know each other for a long time then there is way more chance that they'll feel really incomplete .

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

They kind of adopted 847 , since they though that both of them are pretty similar to each other . And they became friends after few 'meetings' with each other , only then 035 didn't have a female host . Since 847 just killed them instantly . 

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

People who hate certain races , homophobic and well if people who don't like/hate 035 . Like seriously they hate this kind of people . And sexist . Even if they are really old and we're used to female wearing dressed and male pants/costumes , but after sometime they didn't care anymore .

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Ha , nice joke) .

ok i made this post before but i deleted it because it turned out to not be true, but NOW it is. tumblr has officially forced its shitty shitty dogshit new dashboard onto me. but i already had the dashboard unfucker installed for a different account so it's cool. mostly. anyways if you wanna remove the nasty dashboard you should first install (and enable) the tampermonkey addon which i'm pretty sure is available on most browsers, and then go to the dashboard unfucker github page, scroll down and click on "unfucker.user.js" and then click the "raw" button and it should install the script for you, and then you just gotta refresh any tumblr tabs you have open (may take a bit to load the changes!) <3 bye bye twitter-like dashboard!!! no one liked you anyway