Scp 1471 X Male Reader Nsf Nsfw Headcanons Please

Scp 1471 x male reader nsf nsfw headcanons please

Yeah Ofc you can have !

SFW

I hope you like not to be alone . She will follow you like a lost puppy (Hmmmm ... Coincident ? Maybe . She have dog like skull sooooo , yeah . ).

She will always hang out with you . And she appear only then somebody download : MalO ver 1.0.0 . In internet .

You can show her some memes if you want . She can understand them easily . Since she have her phone . And if no one download MalO ver 1.0.0 . she'll just flipping though memes and listening to music .

You're like bros to each other . But you're dating . Expect ... sneaky hugs !✨ What? She can't her herself . She don't care if you're little spoon or big spoon . She loves hold you close to her self . You have bullies ? Mama bear mode : Activated . She WILL torture your bullies . She have her way to stalk them without them downloading the app . So they'll become crazy and be in insane asylum or taking their life out ...

She don't really get jealous . She trust you with her life .

NSFW

She's switch . Mostly top . At first she don't understand what sex is . So if you know how it works , you'll be top .

Btw after sometime . She will start to leave some bite marks . Or just nip you . Can't her herself , like with hugs! Oh and she have some claws ! ... She can accidently scratch you with them . New way to mark you ! ... People will think that some animal attacked you . Like cat or a dog .*Insert MalO's cute evil laugh*

MalO don't care what position you're in . As long as you and she likes it UwU . She maybe crack some meme jokes ... Don't look at me like that .

She's really touch starved . Sooooo after care is a think two of you will do . No questions !

What about o cute scp 999 x a cute and innocent child reader platonic headcanons please

I won't write how you met . Cause ... it will take all my imaginary that I have for this headcanon . And I'll probably will forget what I wanted to write next . So you'll imagine how you met . Well 999 act like a puppy . So you'll probably become friends then you first see each other . Isn't orange slime cute ? Ofc it is ! He'll always give you some sweets if he have some . He share things with his friends . AND TICKLE FIGHTS ! He'll 100% do it if your sad or you have bad mood You're like his new sibling . And he will think of it more then you become best friends . Your guardian is okay with it . So they'll leave two of you together and other scientist thinks it's cute . He'll really try to protect you ... Well ... tickle them ... HE TRIES , OKAY ? Well it works . He'll always say 'yes' to play with you . No matter dolls , plushies , Lego , cars 999 will always say yes !

SCPs with reader who have Gelotophobia .

Gelotophobia is a fear of smiles and being laughed at. It can mean that the mere sight of a smile or hearing laughter from afar is enough to elicit intense shame, anxiety and fear . Scarlet King

He knows your fears already . He will be joking around you sometimes . But not so much . You can have panic attack .

He will harm anybody who will fear/shame/give anxiety to you .He can do it , jokily a little . And he's good with it . He don't really like smiling . (I know it's short sorry , almost every of them will be short )

SCP 001

He noticed it then on TV was some show and then actors starts smiling and laughing you started breathing heavily and hiding your face in your knees , covering your ears . He will be worried . And ask you about it . You won't be anxious around him he don't have eyes and mouth . But he will try to take you away from people who laugh near you or smile . Or he will cover your eyes or ears with his arms/wings . (Scarlet King and he's around 2 meters long)

SCP 035

He can read minds . And he notices you were shy near him and nervous . He asked about gelotophobia , And you said you have it . So now he wears medical mask and always change it after it's decomposed because of black goo . He tries to always hide his smile . You can have a panic attack !

He hides it with tentacles when there's no masks around . And others . They'll have tentacle around their mouth . He don't like you to be ashamed or anxious because of your phobia .

SCP 049

He thinks that you have some sickness he don't know exist . He notices that someone laughs around you or smile , you will be ashamed slightly  . He will say that you should stay at home , because how he thinks others will infect you more . You explain to him that it's not sickness it's your phobia . Phobia of smile and laugh ? I don't want you to have anxiety or shame ! If he will see someone who knows about phobia and smiles near you , for joking . You will never see him/her ever again ...

SCP 049-j

Like 049 he thinks that you're sick . And tries to cure you . With ice he will put bag of ice on your head . You were confused about it , and you asked what he was doing He said that he is curing you . You are sick you were shacking and breathing heavily around that classmate . You had to explain about gelotophobia . Oh ... you don't like smiles and laughing ? I always smile around you , should I stop ? No ? Only if you see it . It's okay ! Just close your eyes or ears . I don't want you to be uncomfortable or have a panic attack ! Even if I don't know what it is ...

SCP 079

It's hard for him to hide it only then 'X' on his screen . And like 035 , 106 he will hide his 'mouth' with mask or some cloth . It's you . You put it there his smile is . And he's okay with it . If you won't be scared he's okay . But you were surprised then his face expression were changing , you don't have to put mask on his face .

SCP 096

Are y-you ashamed of smi-smiles and others la-laughing . Why... ? Di-did your ex clas-classmates b-bully you ...? What's a ph-phobia ? A p-phobia i-is an ove-overwhelming f-fear of an obje-object, place, so-some situation, feeling or an-animal. So p-phobias are mor-more pronou-pronounced than fe-fears... Ohhh.. . It's okay ! Is ... there a-a phobia of co-cold? Frigophobia... Don't wor-worry I ha-have a phobia to-too ! . He'll try to help with your phobia .

SCP 106

It's a big problem . He always have a smiling from on his face . And he have deep laugh . Then he first saw you , he laughed as always . Then you started panicking really badly .Closing your ears and breathing like you were wearing gas mask . You begun to have a panic attack . You were shaking and gasping like someone have their arm on your neck . He didn't know that you will react on him like that . He thinks that you will basically die because of you reaction . So he just leave you alone and find another human . But then he understands what's wrong . This fucking phobia he can't smile . Like 035 he will wear a mask . And about hour he needs to change it . He don't like it . And you begged him to wear a mask .

SCP 303

Like 001 he have no face . So you won't have panic attack or ashamed of it. He will teleport with you . In your room or house . You're not so fast so I'll just help you ! I will closer eyes or just stand in front of you so you won't see other human . He/she will be scared of my appearance , so they'll stop laughing !

SCP 1903

Oh I'm sorry . My mask is scaring you ? Sorry I'll made another ! It's okay She have a mask with a smile . How she said she made a new one . She'll ask SCP 1903-1 to make masks without smile . But if some of them won't do it . You will never see them again ...

SCP 2030

Ohhh no ... He have a TV show ... He likes then everyone of audience laugh and always smile . But when he saw you panicking when audience started laughing . You started shacking and trying to cover ears . He has interested in you . And why didn't you smile or laugh ? Don't you like pranks that he created ? Now he understands . You have gelotophobia . You still coming at his shows . He don't want you to be afraid . Or worse . He says to you that you don't have to see his shows and it's alright . But you still coming sometimes .

Scp 035 with a S/O with acne (face,chest,and back acne) kinda embarrass about it tbh.

I'll write this with gender neutral reader . It'll be short , I couldn't really think much about this idea . Sooooo sorry if it's too short for you reader!

Welp . Then he was interviewed he said that he didn't like acnes (It was in Tats TopVideos ).

Then it comes to his s/o he don't care about it(Acne). He had hosts with insecurities and he try to help you to feel better not embarrass about it .

And he really doesn't mind them . 035 look on other traits and your hobbies or talent . He loves you no matter what . And always will . So don't worry ! He'll cuddle with you , kiss you and etc.

SCPs with s/o who have a little child /Single parent

Who don't know : s/o - significant other .

B/n - baby's name Scarlet King

You were captured by his fan club . I will call his cult members like that . But you weren't happy at all . You escaped one time . But he was watching you . You had a child with you . A little human child . Not an anomaly or demon . (But you would say that , sometimes) . He saw you encounter with it many times . And don't be surprised at all them you see on your night cameras that's in baby room to see a demon looking figure just watching them or by yourself . You of course tried to scare the intruder by shouting and getting aggressive towards him . But you know how you looked in his eyes ? Like a chihuahua . YES . Little angry chihuahua . You were smaller than him . And he tried not to laugh by your cuteness . And he did not see you gf/bf or wife/husband with you . Soooo he have 8 children now . No questions .

Of course you won't believe him that he will take care of b/n . And not kill them . Because he's father of the years/CENTURIES . Btw baby 3 times stole his crow and wore it / tried to eat it . And with his cult members. He/she just were eating their robes . No one will never harm you or b/n . Cult or SK by himself will kill them

SCP 001

You were teleported in that place behind the guardian by SCP 507's help . But did you know that b/n was SNEAKY ✨ and crawled in you backpack then you did not look . You were surprised by that sneakiness✨ of your child you and your crew was teleported near the exit of that word behind the gates . And she/he crawled out of ... Let's call it heaven . But nothing ... Your child didn't die of 001 . Interesting . You forgot about his ability and stepped out if heaven too and took baby in your hand . And then you remember Guardian's ability . Don't be afraid human . I will not going to hurt you or b/n . And don't say anyone about it . You're much more better than other people . I am very sorry about your other partner . They did not deserve to be near you ... Now you can go and work with your coworkers , they are waiting for you.

B/n really love to hang on Guardian's wings(P.s. Uriel . I named him Uriel ) . He's very good father . Expect to see b/n wearing guards armor . Little armor for a a little warrior . Or clothes that have fire on it (not real fire . He don't want to murder them . Or you . ) He will get you clothes with fire too . Or some holy/religion like outfits

SCP 035

You had to take your baby with you to Foundation . And 035 left his cell and manipulated them not to alert others . And he came in your office while you were talking to your child , trying to explain what are you doing . And she/he just looks at you with not understanding eyes . Then you looked at your baby and she/he was looking at someone behind you(Mask . It's a mask !) You turned and saw 035 looking at you with tilted head . How did he escaped his chamber and no intercom warning? Why are you asking about my child? I'm raising them alone , why do you ask about it? I don't like it .

After sometime (you were interviewing him ) he was interested in your and your baby's life . And you started dating . He will be fatherly/motherly (it depends on host , and second motherly/fatherly) figure to him/her . One time you saw b/n's mouth in formula/milk . You know how ? It was a hot day and 035 made a popsicle for b/n . From formula/breasts milk (don't ask how)

SCP 049

It was a containment breach and your co-worker pulled you away from your baby and tried to help you get out , but you shouted that you don't want to leave your child to die here and they should probably try to rescue someone else . Btw b/n know how to crawl and they crawled away . So you were seeking for them . In that time b/n crawled to plague doctor and placed their little hands on his boot . He was surprised by a little baby were near him . (He had been in bad mood(read last chapters if you don't understand) and Lexie was near him ) Daddy ? Can we keep him/her . Why can't we? Oh yes , their parents are looking for them . Let help find them! In that time you were almost near them . And then you opened the door you saw 049 with b/n in him hands and b/n wanting to grab his beak . B/n? Is this little child yours? He/she is ? Where's your partner ? It's okay if you don't want to talk about it . Here , she/he's completely fine and not harmed . He/she's very lucky . But Lexie is sad that she can't have a friend or a sibling to play with .

After you started dating Lexie is very happy ! And doc is too . He's taking care of b/n like it's his own child . If he see little plague doctor mask he will buy it or do it , for Lexie and b/n . But after his daughter asked about another sibling in future ... It's awkward ... Very AKWARD . I mean VERY . You two are just blushing mess .

SCP 079

Your ex was working in Foundation too . You tried to talk to them . But , they are avoiding you . Even if you work together (interviewing 079 ) . If you ask them some question they don't want to answer , like you didn't ask them . SCP 079 somehow could switch from his old computer from Foundation to yours . He watches you for long time , how you interact with your baby . And you know what ? He hack some stores , so they think you bought thinks and payed for them , so they deliver them to you . Of course you're very confused . But you saw 079's face . You started asking what the f. he's doing here . Human . I am helping you . You should open the door soon there will be delivery . Then there was a knock sooo you opened the door and found a box . You asked if it was him he said . Yes . After sometime you bought/made him a metal body . And you explained what happened between you and your child's parent . You think that he don't listen to you . At work your ex give you money . You know why? Child support . Yes he putted them on child support .

He's a babysitter . Very good . He is good with fatherly role to your child . Then you're holding b/n they would stare at each other . Until b/n starts giggling or smiling .

SCP 096

First meeting was then b/n did crawl away a little . And some sadistic D-class took them in 096's chamber to let them die ... Well Lanky did kill D-class , but not the baby . They just crawled to him and hugged him/his arm or leg . Lanky's heart is melted of cuteness of little human that was playing with his hand and fingers. In that time you wanted to come in . Guards and coworkers were saying that you will die in there . But you entered anyway . You could die for your child's safety . B/n ... It's y-yours . Ri-right? Sorry ... I di-did not h-hurt them . Th-they're too sm-small to d-die .

He's extremely nervous of being near baby . He can hurt them . Or kill easily . Won't touch them unless you can say that he can pick up and shush them or play with them(let them bite his long fingers) .

SCP 106

Only because you have a child(and being very beautiful/handsome and cute) saved your life . Your baby started crying and you tried to calm them down . But where's your partner ? Where are they!? I want to catch two of you ... No one's coming , right ? Why? After some stalking . He will leave you some gifts , a little corrosion on them . (He tried ) If you like your co-workers clothes . You will find it on your bed or chair . (Always in corrosion . And blood )

Ohhh if baby cries he won't be angry at them . He likes to hear them cry (a little) . Will let baby(or you) wear his helmet from war . Or dress them in soldier clothes . No asking . No questions . He just do what he wants .

SCP 173

B/n saw him firstly . He/she just looked at him . Of course Peanut was confused . Why can't he move , there are no people here . Then he looked down and saw ... a little baby . Looking at him . Confused (Menacingly). Ohhh staring contest ! But then his stone heart melted when they started smiling and giggling . But then you came in the room and picked them . Ohhh . It's yours ! I don't think that you're very responsible . He sometimes managed to get to your house . You were a hard sleeper . Because baby had some nightmares , and they started crying . And SCP 173 got in the house and heard them crying , and tried to shush them . He found a bottle and woke you up . He gave you bottle picked you up and 'walked' to baby's room/crib . He don't know how to feed them .

He's very protective over you two . You sometimes see b/n and him covered in formula or baby food , and floor or walls sometimes . He really tried . But they like to play with food .

SCP 682

Some stupid researcher wanted to try on real human baby test . From real parents . You know how 682 reacted ? He just smelled them and tried to lick them . And then he went to sleep in the corner . He don't give a shit about this annoying creature . You were fearless parent and went inside . Atanti noticed you and started growling at you . You shouted at him that some stupid scientist put your child here . And will put him/her in his chamber so he could die ! He just looked at you with a hate in his eyes ... and then

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You climbed on him and went to your baby . He were in chock from such indifference and disrespect from a scientist .

They're like Abbie to Atanti (For who don't know . Abbie is real name of SCP 053 or Young girl .) He cares about them . Like his father/ grandfather he will protect them . No matter of the cost . And he will bring Abbie so they will be together playing .

SCP 939

He/she heard your baby making some sounds . Then came in the room and couldn't sense scientist or D-class . Strange . I swear I heard someone here . In this place . Wait a seco- Why is there a little human here ?! How are you doing her- Ugh ... What are you doing?

Not very good parent to your child . Mostly like a friend or pet that can talk . And imitate voices . Can give them a ride on his/her back . B/n loves it . If you will be at work she/he will be a babysitter for them . Because Foundation will though that maybe MTF or guards neutralized one of them .(Of course 939 have a pack and there's not only one )

SCP 1678

Same history like 001 your sneaky baby hid in you bag/backpack . And you saw them playing with SCP 1678-b (Eyes in the sky . Or pigeon/bird with camera ... YES) . B/n somehow took them in arm and started hugging it . After a while at the same time you and SCP 1678 came there . You two were in chock . You came to them and took b/n in your hands . B/n was giggling .

Expect to see birdy and b/n together . Cuddling . (Copying two of you guys ) And stealing hat then he's sleeping . And wearing it . One time he tried to feed them . Wall , floor and b/n were covered in milk/formula . Good try !

SCP 2521

You caught his 'eye' with your parenting skills . Where's your partner ? Aren't everyone have 2 parents ? Somehow b/n managed to see him . And trying to grab him . And giggling . He didn't know how to react . So he picked them and tried to find you . But , he teleported them in your house . And placed them on couch . Of course you were surprised by it . And sometimes he find him taking stuff for your child . And some food or clothes for you .

Nothing really change . But some more things . And babysitter . New babysitter . Expect b/n to eat his tapes . Many times . Soooo many times . But his okay with it .

I'll made second part or girls version .

SFW Alphabet - SCP 076 .

Requested by : Charle_Sharlotte in Wattpad

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Not really affectionate . But still he show affection to you .

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

He will be the one that will some time tease you or prank you . But not so much . He likes to see your reaction . Oh and he will never tell anybody your secrets . He's loyal friend .

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He like to cuddle . He don't care how to cuddle . No really he don't care .

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

He need to adjust to your company . Oh cooking ? Don't let him . Or you won't have kitchen . No really don't let him cook ... First he need to learn how to do it . And he some time come home with blood on him (Victim's blood) . But he will wash it off .

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He'll try not to break your heart . It depends on how you break up . Sooo ... He won't show that he's mad about it to you . He will kill more if he's not in right mood .

F = Fiancé(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Well he need about year of dating for him . And if you pass that time . He maybe propose to you after 1,2/1,6 year .

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Tries his best to be physically gentle, he know how strong he is . At first he could grip too hard . He is VERY unused to being with somebody .

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

He pulls you into his arms , gives you a long hug that’s warm and almost too tight. Sometime he will rest his head on your shoulder

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

He say it often . No really ... He almost everyday . And he firstly said it after a week .

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?

He doesn’t get jealous, exactly . His protective instinct takes over first. If someone is fliting with you, he perceives them as a danger first, not a rival .

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?

He loves any kiss you give him . He just lights up when you kiss his rough palms or place a kiss on his cheek.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Ohhhh ... He don't really hate them . He is neutral around them . He can chat with them . But he don't really know what he should say to them .

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Abel would wake up just before dawn. He’d give you a kiss on the cheek while you slept before going off to his morning chores . Training with swords and other weapons he have . Maybe killing some people . By the time you’re awake, he made coffee and washes up before joining you for breakfast.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

It’s so much better when he’s got you wrapped in a blanket on his lap. It helps him to fall asleep faster .

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Well if you know almost everything about him . He will tell something you didn't know . And if you don't know he needs sometime(Almost a month )

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?

Not really easily . 50% for him to get angry . But don't worry you won't get hurt . He will leave home to go kill somebody .

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?

He tried ... He really tried to remember everything . But he ends up remembering thing you like and etc. Simple things you like .

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

His favorite memory, even years after you both are together, is the first time he got to hold you in his arms.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Incredibly protective . That's all I need to say ... Someone bothering and flirting with you? STAB THEM WITH SWORD .

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He is so thoughtful when it comes to gifts and dates! He’s like...really into gift giving as a love language. He’d give you so many gifts you’d feel like he spends so much on you constantly. Don't ask how he got them.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

He hates his own emotions. He will constantly shut them down when he gets too emotional.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Like...rarely? He doesn’t really care for how he looks but he still looks so good anyways.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

You’re like one of the only people he’d feel incomplete without. He loves you really much, like REALLY FUCKEN much.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

In his past he was shepherd . Someday then you will come home you see this picture :

Abel is holding a little lamb in his hands and petting it and in other hand he have mug with tea or coffee .

It doesn't anger him , like then he see his brother (SCP 073). It, on the contrary, brings nostalgia and calmness .

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

He dislikes when his partners are kind of affection to others , especially to his big brother ...

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Abel can sleep anywhere . He can sleep sitting up or standing, on the hard ground or covered in a cloth under the snow . He’s become so accustomed to rough sleeping conditions that if ever given a chance to have a soft, clean bed, it would be a little disarming . The sheer softness would make it difficult to sleep . Like he was going to fall through the fluff , and he’d probably accidentally rip any sheets . Ops...