AGAHAHAHHAHA THIS WAS TOO FUCKING HILARIOUS HAHSHSHSBAHHA DAICHI AND ASAHI AND USHI AHAHAHHAGA

AGAHAHAHHAHA THIS WAS TOO FUCKING HILARIOUS HAHSHSHSBAHHA DAICHI AND ASAHI AND USHI AHAHAHHAGA

Hey Christina !! I saw your requests were open and I think you write the hq boys sooooo well and I was wondering if you could write something based on the tiktok trend of fem!reader lip syncing to happier by olivia rodrigo and like mutilating a sausage or like an eggplant. You can include any boys you’d like I just think it’d be really funny! Tysm bestieee

pairings: ushijima wakatoshi, asahi azumane, kageyama tobio, daichi sawamura, bokuto kōtarō, & tendō satori, all with a fem!reader

warnings: mentions of cutting up a cucumber/eggplant lol, i think i said the word ‘dick’ in there somewhere, pure chaos that is not proofread at all im so sorry haha

a/n: when i tell you i cackled at the idea of this omg i hope you liked this anon!!!!! im sorry if i didn’t make it the way you wanted but omg i died LOL made this a headcanon/SMAU fic because it fit the vibe hahaha enjoy!!!

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Ushijima

literally has no clue what this video is

has never even heard of Sour or Olivia Rodrigo even though you played the album over and over again when he was over last

he is very confused as to why you would send him this

Tendō is trying very hard not to cackle at how confused his bestie is but he was the one who gave you the idea in the first place

still thinks you’re secretly upset with him and tries to make sure you’re okay throughout the night

Asahi

mouth very dry

trying to think of literally everything he did in the past week

were you angry at him???? did he do something wrong????

he got to the part of the video where you sliced a cucumber dead in half and the man almost fainted

noya is in tears laughing because asahi’s never looked so pale in his life

highkey this was suga’s idea and he’s filming asahi’s reaction for you

Kageyama

also very confused??? because why do you seem to be cutting the cucumber so aggressively?

starts to wonder if you’re trying to go on one of those diets he’s heard of

but why would you send him this video????

did... you want him to bring you some more vegetables?

still side eyes you throughout the night and fidgets the whole time until you ask him what’s wrong

and then he just keeps blurting out “YOU’RE NOT MAD RIGHT? YOU PROMISE? I DIDN’T FUCK UP????”

pls console him he is concerned

Daichi

just 🙂 face the whole time

kinda curls inward a little as he watched the video, gulping as he tries not to cringe too much

Suga dies of later because Daichi tries to explain to him that he thinks you're mad at him

"It's a prank, Daichi, it's supposed to be funny."

"oh"

"unless you really did make her mad, then you might be in big trouble"

“🙂”

Bokuto

has never run so fast in his life

you had to be upset with him

and he didn't like knowing he made you upset

also he would like his whole body to stay contact pls so no cut anywhere pls and thank you

so he straight up said BYE to volleyball real quick and ran all the way to your place

even though akaashi tried to explain to him that he didn’t have to leave

“MY GIRL IS UPSET WITH ME AKAASHI! I CAN’T LOSE HER! OR MY BODY PARTS! I HAVE TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS OKAY! AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS!”

akaashi called to give you a heads up, even cracked a smile and a laugh because bokuto reacted 10x more dramatically than he expected

Tendō

just cackling his head off cause he loved these tiktok react videos where girls would do this in front of their partners

enjoys pranks thoroughly so you thought you’d get him back with this one

except tendō is always ahead of the game ugh 

you warned him later that if he ever was unfaithful though

you’d slide through him like butter

he believes you 110%, nodding as he clutches his groin in protection lol

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AHHH SORRY I WAS OUT ALL DAY SO I COULD ONLY ANSWER NOW,,,, GOOD JOB BESTIE ITS GREAT AHHH

Is it wrong I like the low quality images better in haikyuu

pt.3 things the boys do for a fem teammate

PART THREE YALL!!! thank u for all the love on this series, it means so much!!! i’m not sure which team to do next so feel free to send in a request for the next one! i’ve got plenty of these in my head so here it is yall

pt. 1, pt. 2

contains: karasuno team, vine references.

When there aren’t enough chairs, Sugawara and will offer for you to sit on his lap. it’s not in a weird or romantic way, it just saves space and he’s very cozy

on the other hand, Suga also asks to sit on YOUR lap when you already have a seat and his ass is so mf bony you have red marks on your thighs afterwards. this catches on and Hinata does it too but they all have such bony legs it’s just painful at this point

if you’re on the forgetful side (like me) Ennoshita will grab your water bottle every time you forget it and just like,,, carry it until you notice and he’s just like 😐🖐’here’

this is your typical 'asahi knows how to braid hair hc' but let me finish!!! One time you let Nishinoya try to braid your hair before practice and he didn't understand that you use a hair tie at the end so he just ties a knot with two strands. you had to cut the knot out of your hair bc he pulled so tight and you couldn't brush through it.

Tanaka, however, is an expert hair stylist since he asked Saeko how to do hair once you joined the team (and for Kiyoko's luscious hair) and has even offered to cut your hair once. you politely decline.

At a team sleepover, you do a clothing swap with Kageyama on a dare. He was wearing just your basic plaid pajama pants and t-shirt, and you were wearing a crop top, hoodie, and some shorts. After wearing your crop top, he realizes he likes the style and mobility so he asks you to help him buy more or cut his shirts with him. Everyone agrees that he pulls them off better than you do :/

you let suga use your chapstick once and now suga is a chapstick menace who can’t be stopped. his favorite is your coconut and cherry flavored lip balm.

One day, Tanaka brings a speaker to practice to help hype you guys up and starts playing one of your playlists. unfortunately, kiss me more-SZA + DojaCat started playing and Coach Ukai skipped the song after that line. think of that vine where the mom is trying to turn off Nicki Minaj and just screaming " no. no. NO!"

However! Ukai can tolerate a lot of other music and will even hum to himself while watching you and the boys. One time, you and Nishinoya caught him dancing in the supply closet and he made you run so many laps the next day 😍😍😍

Tanaka also exposed himself as an Arianator to you, which is a secret only you, Noya, and Suga are trusted to keep.

During scrimiges, Asahi gets really nervous standing behind you because he doesn't want you to feel uncomfortable, or that he's staring at you ass. So whenever you rotate and he goes to the back row he always shuffles away from you and makes sure not to stare.

Speaking of rotations, ya know that tik tok trend "RIP that___ AYY" you do it once after a service ace and now (almost) all the first years do it after an ace.

The boys all started playing that game where you dead leg someone during practice and it was all fun and games until you were talking to Daichi one day and Tanaka came up behind you and dead legged you... but you feel forward and practically headbutted his stomach/crotch... let's say Tanaka wasn't physically able to play the day after that😀

another team game that was started was “catch”, where you run up to someone and yell catch, and they have catch you. nishinoya started it with you, but the everyone just loves carrying you around when you jump up

Yamaguchi becomes one of your confidants because of his incredible ability to keep secrets. You two absolutely LOVE little gossip during breaks or after practice. Not necessarily bad gossip, mostly just little jabs at friends or eachother. But you both know its all jokes

speaking of gossipers, ennoshita is probably the worst out of all of them. he always knows what is going on socially, even if he prefers to just keep to his small group

Hope u don't mind me requesting again but I was wondering if u could do headcanons for the crusaders with a reader who likes to quote memes or vines like when she's got an idea of some sort she's just like "oh yeah, big brain time" or they're in a fight with an enemy she's like "I'ma bad b*tch you can't kill me", I just wanna see their reaction to someone with that chaotic energy (sorry if this doesn't make sense ':>)

Stardust Crusaders: With a s/o who Quotes Memes and Vines

TW // none

Thank you for your request! I genuinely had a lot of fun writing this idea for these five dorky men <3 enjoy!

Stardust Crusaders with a s/o who's often quoting memes and Vines, had to be fem!s/o, but I didn't need to point out reader's gender while writing, so it turned out kinda neutral.

WORD COUNT: 1.3k

KUJO JOTARO

He's annoyed by your habit most of the time, but he can't deny that sometimes the result is pretty hilarious, above all when you happen to do it when fighting against enemy stand users.

Jotaro was trying to figure out a way to attack without being noticed, to make sure it could be effective and quick, when he heard you whisper "Big brain time", and the second after, you suddenly screamed at the top of your lungs, yeeting your stand against the enemy stand user.

"YOU'RE TRYING TO FUCK WITH MY HOMIES RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?" screeching more or less the same way Stroheim would have done years ago, you guide your attack, your stand successfully making the enemy retire.

He tries to look annoyed and pissed, but you still managed to win, and he must admit he's a proud boyfriend. Jotaro is silently complimenting you, in his mind. Still, he scolds you. You acted in an irresponsible way and you could get really hurt.

When you see him so pissed over your behavior, all you manage to do is trying to ignore him. "Y/n, I'm not done with you." you usually shrug. "...Hi Not Done With You, I'm y/n."

Sometimes you both wonder how did such different people like you two end up together. But to be honest, Jotaro getting worried over you is something you enjoy, and seeing you so confident in your fighting skills makes Jotaro feel all proud and relieved you're not breaking down.

JOSEPH JOESTAR

He doesn't really know what these hilarious sentences are, but hearing you quoting them always gives him a reason to say he's in a good mood despite the pressure DIO puts on your lives.

The six of you were on your way to Pakistan, just before your fight with Wheel Of Fortune, and you were sitting right next to Joseph. Out of boredom, you both were reading the road signs, and you took the occasion to be yourself.

"Road Work Ahead..." Joseph read out loud. You snorted, and rested your head on your hand, smiling at him, and answering, whispering to not to annoy your fellow crusaders. "Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does." The man loudly laughed, scaring Polnareff who was driving.

Unfortunately, after that hilarious moment, you got really hurt in the fight against Wheel Of Fortune, and before even thinking of driving a kilometer more, they had to be sure you were okay. You really looked dead.

Much to Joseph's relief, after he pulled you up from the ground, holding you tight in his arms and caressing your hair a couple of times, you opened your eyes. And noticed his ones were almost teary. Did he get that much scared?

You immediately smiled, not wanting to see him like that. You pulled a thumb up, a smug grin on your face. "I'm a bad bitch, he can't kill me." the man laughed, tenderly kissing your forehead and letting you back in the car.

MUHAMMAD AVDOL

He knows what those quotes are. Avdol doesn't really mind them, he finds those genuinely funny. But he minds them when you fuck up your protection just because you want to quote those.

He particularly remembers that time you were with Polnareff, when a clone of Avdol himself and a clone of Jean's sister, Sherry, were created by an enemy stand user. He was watching the two of you from afar, just before joining you and saving you. As soon as you saw the clone of your boyfriend, you eyed at Polnareff.

"Are you telling me you asked for THIS thing, Jean? This is not Avdol, this is some flesh without his feelings! This bitch's EMPTY!" your strong stand picked up the clone, and threw him violently on the ground, over Polnareff's head. "YEET!"

When you did that, it took no time for the clone to rip off a bite of your leg, and you couldn't express how much it hurt. When you learnt that the actual Avdol was there too, much to Polnareff's surprise since he didn't know anything, you immediately scolded your boyfriend.

"You could come and help a little sooner... mother trucker, dude. That bite hurt like a buttcheek on a stick." Avdol stayed silent for a couple of seconds, before bursting into a laughter with you, kissing your lips. "I missed you so much, babe."

Avdol spent the following twenty minutes in checking on you and making sure you had no more severe wounds that could interfere with your trip to Egypt. He's pretty apprehensive, when it comes to you.

KAKYOIN NORIAKI

He totally knows what those quotes are and laughs with you on those. It's likely for you and Noriaki to understand each other and communicate through memes and Vine quotes. It happens to be useful to talk without enemies understanding you.

The crusaders have plenty of war flashbacks of you and Kakyoin acting weird because of those. For example, the time you were walking with your boyfriend, along with Jotaro and Anne. You genuinely tried to hold back from quoting vines around Jotaro, but as soon as a man threw a paper on the ground and not in the bin, you two screamed.

"WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOM'S A HOE!" that's one of the reasons that pushed Jotaro and Anne to isolate themselves from the actual Kakyoin and the actual you, being attacked by Rubber Soul afterwards.

Rubber Soul and his fellow enemy stand users were an infuriating thing for you and Kakyoin. Last time you had a talk together, understanding they were only serving DIO for money, you found yourselves pissed off. Like for real.

"We here not having the money for some chicken nuggets and still helping Jotaro and Mr. Joestar for FREE and y'all want a hundred thousand dollars from a naked vampire? Not gonna happen, Karen!"

You're able to bring out the loudest part of Noriaki, since none of the crusaders like the same stuff of this type the way he does. You often call each other "dude" or "bitch" - regardless of your genders, in fact you called him a bitch several times -, even if you're an actual couple.

JEAN PIERRE POLNAREFF

He doesn't really know what those quotes are, but he finds it hilarious when you say them, and gets interested in it, so that he can get the reference when you repeat those. He starts saying those too, afterwards.

It happened when you met Hol Horse, a fast, precise bullet coming towards you, as you and Polnareff moved a little, but enough for the bullet to get in the little space between you, leaving you safe and sound. It had scared you, you weren't gonna lie, and in both your minds, a perfect vine quote appeared.

"Ah, stooop. We coulda dropped our croissant." if that quote wasn't perfect to be said with your boyfriend... nothing else could ever be. You both laughed, as Hol Horse realized he was alone against two people, and before you could say anything more, he was running away.

Teaching vine and memes quotes to Polnareff is the cutest thing ever, because you know he's gonna use them sometime, with your fellow crusaders or with enemies. But he doesn't have a great memory, and will need your help.

"Next time you put your fuckin' hands on me, imma fucking... babe help." no wonder Enyaba was staring at you two with a scared and confused look on her face. "...rip your face off..." you helped him. "...rip your face off." Polnareff repeated. "...bitch." you added, whispering. "Putain." you choked on your breath, did Jean fucking say bitch in french?

Polnareff has no chill, if you're willing to risk it all for a vine quote, he'll fucking do it with you, no matter what. Jotaro wants you two dead.

THIS WAS SO CUTE I LOVE

ೃ‧₊› a b o u t  t h i s  p o s t° ➮ Pairing: Miya Atsumu x reader ➮ Oneshot ➮ Tags: fluff ➮ Word Count: 2182

A/N: This is for @serowotonin​! [for Luna’s Valentines Day collab] Ik I said I was doing Atsumu bc “I was bored” but I always say “imagine being bored” and truly, I haven’t been bored for so long. I forgot that this was for the collab for a fat moment then when you saw the preview I was like, “Wait- no- it’s a surprise.” 

Premise: You and Atsumu are cleaning out the apartment, when you find a few letters you thought you would never see again… 

“Oi, (y/n), look at what I found,” you heard Atsumu say, leaning over the contents of a drawer he had been sifting through. 

“What?” you walked over to see what he had found. The two of you were cleaning out the apartment, as you were going to be moving out soon. Atsumu had a habit of keeping things that connected him to an important memory of his, unless he wanted to forget it- and this was one of them. You didn’t know he kept them- actually, it did make sense of him to, but you had simply forgotten about it and you somehow expected the same for him. You looked down to see what he had in his hands, and your face literally went emotionless as you saw the letter in his hands. 

You really didn’t mind the letters, for the most part. Actually, they held dear to you. However, that first one… you were grateful for it, but you also remembered just how bad you wanted to buy a grave space and bury it for eternity back then… 

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