At The End Of Gtn When John Is Like "so Unfortunately I Can't Give You Your Cavalier Back But We DO Offer

At the end of gtn when John is like "so unfortunately I can't give you your cavalier back but we DO offer generous benefits like restoring your house and you'll get time and a half for fighting the beasts that killed the other guys!" huge why can't we keep employees energy

honk honk hello he can call bullshit on them now? interesting 👀

Love him sm for this like go 👏 off 👏 David 👏

sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

I have known samama khalid for 47 minutes but if anything happens to him, i'm burning down the magnus institute again

alice "bones are a lie peddled by big milk" dyer and tim "statement of joe spooky regarding sinister happenings" stoker would be best friends change my mind

…Oh. Skull talk. That’s the joke. “Not really the crowd for skull talk” and then some people pop up talking about phrenology. That’s the… yeah, ok.