So Theres This Huge Dudebro In My Class, Who, Yesterday, Sat Next To Me. And Im Sitting There Sweating

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

My favorite boy needs to RELAX!

BABY.

WITH A GUN-

How can someone pure as charles works at military?

He may be cute, but that doesn’t mean he’s weak! Mess with him or his friends and he’ll kick your ass! >:0

MY BUN BOY!!1!!1!1!! I haven't talked to you in MONTHS I'm sorry but how are things you precious Easter boi? *gives you a pat on the hand*

He giggled. "I missed you, skipper! Everything's been so quiet recently! But lil ol me got a lot more eggs finished so next Bunny Day will me so much fun!!"

Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it.