This Just In: Gravity Has Stolen My Fictional Racism
this just in: gravity has stolen my fictional racism
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Voldemort vs. Extremely Determined And Permanently High Latin Major With A Wand And Excessive Spell Creativity
though it will primarily amount to me screaming through the void, I have been advised by my friends to spread my ADD-induced shitposts to tumblr so fuck it





Strange roadside buildings where you shouldn’t ever go.
Waldo is a master criminal well known for his ability to blend into any environment, excelling in urban spaces. He may possess some form of immortality along with the ability to move across time and space (and possibly cross the boundaries into works of fiction), seen throughout history and across a variety of different universes and worlds. His latest hit involves the theft of over 100 million dollars worth of precious gemstones from British Museum Version PK-334. If you see him, contact the transdimensional authorities and inform them of his whereabouts before he slips away again.