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Welcome Back To Epic Rap Battles, Today Boris The Animal From Men In Black 3 Will Rap Battle With Dennis

welcome back to Epic Rap Battles, today Boris the Animal from Men in Black 3 will rap battle with Dennis Feinstein from Parks and Recreation, place your bets now folks

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lopadopalis
2 years ago

Jave Favri and Don Filoneau

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2 years ago

HAS SOMEONE TOLD THE REDDITORS ABOUT THE TUMBLR HOLIDAYS???

NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES?

IDES OF MARCH?

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY???

THE ONE RANDOM DAY IN JULY WHEN WE ALL REBLOG THE NEW VERSION OF THE JACK SKELLINGTON "EXCITED ABOUT HALLOWEEN" POST???

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lopadopalis
2 years ago

All My Tarnished In Elden Ring

2 of you said do it so I'm doing it lmao

My first character is Ari, they were my very first character and are currently my "main" character. They started out as a raw Strength Claymore-only build and just kinda stayed that way until after I'd beaten the final boss. My original intent was to have them do the rad Carian Sword stuff as a sort of spellsword/battlemage thing, and while they can do that now, I just kinda waited a little too long to spec them into INT so now they're just a friendly summon who's a tanky sword-wielding sword mage who can deal a casual 7453 damage with Carian Grandeur under the right circumstances (As for weapons since they're my Main character I've got a bunch of random shit I've leveled for hyper specific situations, but Claymore is still, as always, Old Reliable for them)

A fullbody shot of Ari, in a fancy knight look. They're outfitted with the Carian Knight Helm, the Hoslow Chest, and the Beast Champion gauntlets and leggings. They wield the Claymore in both hands and are almost directly facing the camera
A closeup of Ari's face. They've got a slim, fairly handsome face with notable stubble. There's a large diagonal scar across it, extending from just beside the nose to their left cheek. Their sclera of their eyes is black and their irises are blue. eyeliner and lashes of a similar blue frames their eyes amidst a pool of dark eyeshadow. Their hair is long, loose, and black

My second character is one named Bryndegaard, she's a VERY heavy Strength/Faith build that I like, accidentally made good lmao Turns out guard counters with the Great Mace do a lot of stance damage Her shield doesn't have an Ash of War on it, and her mace has Prayerful Strike, so even if someone does manage to hit her through it, her vigor is so good and Prayerful Strike is so strong that the damage is usually pretty negligible. She's my tank/healer build first and foremost, but I also have the Envoy's Longhorn levelled up for her just in case I need to absolutely decimate a large boss like Placidusax or Astel. The Longhorn also worked surprisingly well against Elden Beast, as turns out its 80% Holy Damage negation doesn't mean much if you output too much damage for it to matter

A fullbody shot of Bryndegaard. She has a heavy knight look featuring the Tree Sentinel helm and gauntlets, with the Radahn chestpiece and the Nox Leggings. She is armed with a massive weapon (The Great Mace in-game) that she wields with one hand, and in the other hand is a huge golden shield in the shape of a rounded rectangle, almost as tall as she is
A closeup shot of Bryndegaard's face. She has a more stout face than the previous one, with ash blonde hair and glittering green eyes. She has a scar originating from her right cheek and moving up to the bridge of her nose, a second scar following its angle toward her nostril, and an expression that I had hoped would make her look stoic and determined, but ended up looking more like she just forgot what she came in here for.

My third character's named Edge, Lord He was supposed to be my Spooky Scary Death Mage but tbh I haven't touched him in a while so right now he's just a really unoptimized scythe guy with like, Rancorcall and that's it. I tried to make him look like a black metal musician and I think I did really well, but he also looks so angy it's really funny to me fhdjksahfkxz

A fullbody shot of Edge, Lord. He wears the decrepit, skeletal look of the Royal Remains armor set, but the chestpiece has been swapped for the Vulgar Milita one. he wields the Grave Scythe weapon, which, because of the camera angle, appears to be taller than he is.
A closeup shot of Edge, Lord's face. A slim face with long, straight, center-parted black hair. Unearthly pale, with thick black makeup all around his eyes that streaks downward, reminiscent of black metal corpse paint. He also has noticeable stubble and black lipstick. His eyes have black sclera, and his irises are a similar shade of bluish green that you'd see on the Ghostflame spells, though a little too green in hindsight

Fourth character is Vlad, he's my funny little Dracula Boy. He's not very good but I love him nonetheless. He's built around claws, bleed, and Lifesteal Fist, which I'm very glad was recently buffed because man, this guy was not great to play before that lmao Also I love how tiny his head looks with that cape it's really funny to me

A fullbody shot of Vlad. He's a figure noticeably based on Dracula. He wears the Alberich set with no helmet, and is armed with the Raptor Claws weapon.
A closeup shot of Vlad's face. He has a pale, somewhat rectangular face with a black goatee, his eyes are red with black sclera. His hair is long and dark.

5th character is Guano Gobbler. Very original. Do Not Steal. Idk man I wanted to get the Dung Eater ending at least once, and idk I didn't want to get it on anyone else. I did use the Dung Eater's facial presets for him, I just thought it'd be funny to make him bald too

A fullbody shot of Guano Gobbler. He wears the full Dung Eater armor set. The only weapon he has is barely visible on his back, and it is the Sword of Milos, the weapon the Dung Eater uses.
A closeup of Guano Gobbler's face. A truly nasty looking man. Has almost the exact same face as the Dung Eater, though his eyes are blood red and he is completely hairless.

6th character is the lovely Cap'n Rumguzzler. My entire thought process behind him was 'want pirate' and then I made one. I have no idea what build I was gonna make with him and as a result he fucking sucks but I love him anyway. He also has a cannon hidden in his back pocket or something (I am aware what his name is one letter away from, that just straight-up did not occur to me at all when I was first naming him)

A fullbody shot of Cap'n Rumguzzler. A generally pirate-esque look consisting of the Aristocrat Coat, the Confessor Boots, and the Noble's Gloves, with the Juvenile Scholar hat since it was the closest I could get to a pirate one. He also has a single scimitar in its scabbard, resting on his hip
A closeup of Cap'n Rumguzzler's face. He has unkempt orance-red hair, a similarly coloured goatee, an eye patch over his left eye, and one sea blue eye for his right.

7th character is my Gravity Boy, I don't like his name so you don't get to know it. I've decided he's not going to progress past Maliketh because I still want at least one character I can co-op with in Leyndel. He's exactly what he says on the tin, he's got a Zweihander with Waves of Darkness and he's got a bunch of gravity spells. Not much else to say tbh aside from that I really like how the purple of the gravity magic goes with his All Black Everything look tbh. It's just very aesthetically pleasing to me

A fullbody shot of Gravity Boy. He is a broad-shouldered figure in almost the full Night's Cavalry set. There is a black fabric shroud across his shoulders, extending part way down his chest and hangs off his back like a cape. The helmet is replaced with the Confessor Hood, giving him a cloaked appearance. A Zweihander rests on his back.
A closeup shot of Gravity Boy's face. A ruggedly handsome male face with a thick black beard. His longish hair is loosely tied behind his head in the Geralt of Rivia half-ponytail style with a few strands of it dangling over his face. His irises are purple, his sclera are black, and his eyes are framed with a pinkish purple outline that accentuates his irises, similar to Ari.

8th character is The Legend Herself, 4PattyCheeseBurg. She's built with the express purpose of having the highest possible health achievable in game. Her first 85 levels were all in Vigor (She started out with 14). She only uses the Star Fist. Red Sun gets stuck in my head every time I play her. She's somehow the strongest character I've ever had for Colosseum battles. I've made people just straight-up avoid her completely for entire matches. Demigods fall before her. The earth itself shatters at her victories. She's so fun to play I love her

A fullbody shot of 4PattyCheeseBurg. An incredibly muscular woman, wearing the Duelist's Chestpiece, the Zamor Gauntlets, the Nox Greaves, and a small headband. Her hands are adorned with the Star Fist, a weapon that is just a rusty iron ball covered in spikes that fully encloses the hand, she is shown with two of them.
A close-up of the 4PattyCheeseBurg's face, with shiny black hair and an eye patch over her left eye. The eye patch is resting on a huge scar, reminiscent of burn marks, that seems to cover about two thirds of her face. Her other eye is uncovered, and has black sclera. Her iris is a bright silver.

Her health bar looks like this btw.

A health bar that covers about 2/3rds of the length of the screen. There is an FP bar beneath it that is terribly small. Beneath that and the decently-sized stamina bar are the icons for a health increase, the Roar medallion, the effect of the Blue Dancer charm, the symbol that indicates she gets more attention from pve enemies, the icon indicating a stamina buff, and the icon of an equip load increase. The symbol to the left of the health bar indicates Morgott's Great Rune is active.

9th character is, regrettably, RudolphReindeer. My friend wanted to do a funny holiday-themed run and he'd already claimed Santa, so this is the best I could come up with. You don't get to see his face up close because I hate it

Unfortunately, a fullbody shot of RudolphReindeer. A character with a truly horrific face that's made only possible when one attempts to create a prey animal in the Fromsoftware character creator. He is wearing the Shaman Furs, and the Prophet's trousers, the Zamor gauntlets, and the Shining Horned Headband. He is dual wielding two of the the Winged Greathorn weapon, and bears the scars and eyes of one who has inherited the Frenzied Flame. His nose is very large and incredibly red, befitting of his character name, and it contrasts brightly with his grey skin.
The same atrocity as the last image but from the back.

10th is my sleep build, Eurythmics (Because, y'know, Sweet Dreams) idk what else to say about them aside from that they're here, they do sleep, I don't know what to do for their fashion, and they're Not Very Good

A fullbody shot of Eurythmics, they are a fairly gaunt character wearing the Vulgar Militia chest with the gauntlets and leggings of the basic Knight set you can buy in the Roundtable Hold. They are dual wielding the Sword of St. Trina.
A closeup shot of Eurythmics' face. They have a somewhat andogynous looking face (or at least I hope they do,) with grey skin and white hair tied in that Geralt of Rivia-style half-ponytail. their sclera is black, and the only color visible on them is the faint lavender purple of the Sleep status effect, reflected in their irises, eyeliner, and in small dots of face paint that trail down the center of their face. They have very heavy dark circles under their eyes, presumably related in some way to their status as the resident Sleep build.

11th character is just this one, I've named her Sellsword because idk what else to do with her She's a Quality/Quality-Mage build and I just kinda use her for testing out all sorts of wacky shit trying to wrangle huge damage and big AoE's (Fun Fact: Hoarah Loux's Earthshaker is buffed by the Highland Axe, and the buff stacks if you have a second one, but for some reason it is not buffed by the Roar Talisman) I like making her dual wield stuff also

A fullbody image of my Sellsword character. She's wearing the Banished Knight helm with the hood, the Bloodhound Knight chestpiece, the Blackflame Monk gauntlets, and the Nox Greaves. She is dual wielding the Highland Axe weapon.
A fullbody image of my Sellsword character. She's wearing the Banished Knight helm with the hood, the Bloodhound Knight chestpiece, the Blackflame Monk gauntlets, and the Nox Greaves. She is dual wielding the Flamberge weapon.
A closeup of my Sellsword character's face. She has fairly unkempt black hair, a tan eye patch, and fairly pale skin. beneath her eye patch is a scar nearly identical to 4PattyCheeseBurg's, a piece of character design of which I genuinely didn't notice I had repeated until just now. Her eye has normal sclera, bizarre for me, and a silver iris. She stares into the camera with a look that I hope conveys a deep contempt.

and the 12th (last) character is this one, She's a Quality build with a bit of arcane. With her I typically use either the Claymore, Marais Sword, or Eleonora's twinblade, and the Dragon Communion Seal in her off hand. Her damage is surprisingly good for me barely playing up her bleed potential, and for some reason she tends to get summoned by randos way more than my other builds, couldn't possibly imagine why She's in the Hoslow set here, but sometimes I switch it up and put her in the Briar armor (With the Vagabond legs/arms) instead. idk just kinda depends on mood but I think the Hoslow chest's red bits compliment her eyes idk

A fullbody shot of The character, she is clad in the full Hoslow armor set, minus the helmet. Barely visible on her back is the Marais Executioner Sword.
A closeup of her face. Her hair is long, black and pretty. She has a pale face and wears black lipstick. Her eyes are red with black sclera, and she has a partially-visible tattoo on her forehead that reaches down the bridge of her nose. My girlfriend tells me she's really hot

And that's it, that's all of them minus a few I started, got like 5 feet from Limgrave, and haven't touched since

Elden Ring 10/10 game, absolutely consumed my life 👍

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lopadopalis
2 years ago

so is there like a limit on the capabilities of the 'accio' spell

could you just say 'accio W88 Thermonuclear Warhead' and it would be there or do you have to see it to call it, what are the upper limiting capabilities of this spell

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lopadopalis
2 years ago

AVALON BRAIN TEMPEST REAL

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