Dark of heart and large of ass, the bane of kings in centuries past.
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Time For Lifehacks You Probably Already Know But I Didn't Until Really Recently!!!
Time for Lifehacks You Probably Already Know but I Didn't until Really Recently!!!
If you have a cold or whatever and you had to wipe your nose so much that your skin stings lotion won't help at all but lip balm 100% will so just go toddler mode with it and put chapstick all over your nostrils and above your lips that's sweet relief baybeeeeeeee
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Babe what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your spicy beans that… attract the birds
Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?
Me: Yes, right here.
Lady: Is how much?
Me: $2.99 a pound.
Lady: It's usually $1.49.
Me: Yes, in the summer.
Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.
Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?
Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.
And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.
Me when I stop taking my anti-sad pills and I'm sad
And Ceaare somehow still gives the most ominous possible answer for each question XD
Conrad Veidt, Hans Heinrich von Twardowski and Werner Krauss in The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (Das Cabinet des Dr. Caligari, 1920).