HANGMAN PAGE BIRTHDAY WEEK

HANGMAN PAGE BIRTHDAY WEEK

DAY 4: HANGMAN + THE DARK ORDER

Mr. Page, I have been nothing but impressed with you. I was impressed by that match; I was impressed by your rise to stardom. But what I am not impressed by is your lack of friends and your lack of a tag partner when you are clearly in immediate danger. I didn’t say I was gonna hit you, that’s not why we’re here. But what I’m here to ask you, to offer you, is that the Dark Order can protect you. And we would never, we would never once leave you alone. Not at a bar, and not in this ring. We would never leave you alone. So that’s what we are here to offer you. — Mister Brodie Lee, The Exalted One.

is pro wrestling good? a study conducted by yours truly.

wh*re behaviour

"We, pro-wrestlers, may not fear death or pain, but we should be fighting so that we can walk out of the ring with our lives!" [x] — 12/08/2022

bonus:

y’all i can’t fucking handle the way indies commentators would talk abt cm punk. i genuinely cannot handle it. i lose my fucking mind every time