Reblog With Your New Title(s).Currently Reading To Hold The Bridge, With A Chainsaw, The Art Of Floral

Reblog with your new title(s). Currently reading “To Hold the Bridge, With a Chainsaw,” “The Art of Floral Design, With a Chainsaw,” “To Be a Jew, With a Chainsaw.”

A fun writing prompt

My mouth is ready.

(via turntfortom)

Yes and no, because we reached that point a month before you and yet WE SOLDIER ON. Grading all of your terrible papers.

do teachers not realize that like at a certain point students just…. can’t….. like we are literally dead inside

I need some of these.

Artist Olena Mysnyk creates bookmarks that look like the characters’ feet are hanging out of her favorite books.

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what studying languages is like

latin: words like 'yes' and 'no' aren't important. memorize these 3000 different ways to talk about killing people though because you will use them

greek: hello naughty students it's participle time

egyptian: ancient pictionary

french: pronouncing every letter is for chumps

german: let's combine every other word together to create the U L T I M A T E F R A N K E N W O R D