Please Oh My God I Just Want To Be A Vaguely Threatening Humanoid Opalescent Ethereal God Like Creature

Please oh my god I just want to be a vaguely threatening humanoid opalescent ethereal god like creature that exudes both masculine and feminine energy, strangely alluring, but so gorgeous that you're scared to look at it. Is that so much to ask? Also I want a beak bc I think it'd be funny.

I'm not a main character, I'm not even in the movie. I'm the old white man selling crack by the convenience store that they had to ask to move so that they could film.

Hrrrrrrgggggghh boutta cry

it’s quiet uptown

i made one 😌

I FIXED MY FAVORITE MUG!!!

I just broke vmy favorite mug I'm very emotionally fragile and I'm going to cry.... It was shaped like a lamma and incredibly hard to drink from but it held my markers so well!!!