Excited For The Event~ (if It'll Stop Crashing....) Can I Get Wedding Crashers Octatrio, Where Yuu Had

Excited for the event~ (if it'll stop crashing....) Can I get wedding crashers Octatrio, where Yuu had returned to their world, and had mostly forgotten of the events that had happened to them at NRC? Yuu is marrying someone they love and cherish, but that's not going to stop Floyd from trying to bring his beloved Koebi-chan back, with Jade and Azul 100% supporting him / being there for the chaos.

“I object to this wedding...!”

Pre-Wedding Jitters

Twisted Wonderland all seems like a distant dream now.

You have returned home, to your family--and to your loving childhood friend and S/O of several years.

You have grown closer and closer to them ever since you’ve come back, just to catch up on those lost moments of affection. Cuddling, whispering to one another, taking the time for long dates...

You’re so happy to be returning to normalcy, and leave all that happened at Night Raven College behind you. You want to focus on making new memories with your S/O.

Before you know it, a few months have passed.

On one date, set at sunset, you are walking on the beach, holding onto their arm, when they suddenly get on one knee and propose.

Of course, you happily accepted, for this has always been your dream come true--marrying someone whom you love and cherish more than anything in the world.

You decide to have an ocean-themed wedding and to hold it on the beach.

It is a location that holds many precious memories to you and your S/O.The beach is not only where you first met while on a school trip, but also where your proposal had been. Thus, you agreed, the next chapter of your lives together should also begin on the beach.

You have no idea that a storm is brewing back in Twisted Wonderland.

In your absence, Floyd has been moodier than ever, lashing out at the smallest provocation, even from his own twin brother or from Azul.

He has broken so many things, screeched and whined for hours on end.

Floyd refuses to eat or sleep some days, instead choosing to prowl the night and take out his frustrations by beating up any fools that happen to cross his path.

“He’s out of control,” Azul notes, massaging his temples. “We must make amends, and fast...before he gets served with a lawsuit.”

“Indeed,” Jade agrees with a solemn nod. “Well, then. Shall we go hunting for fresh shrimp?”

The Crashing

...So much for a wedding on the beach.

It is storming on your special day, forcing you to direct your wedding staffers into pulling everything inside the nearby hotel lobby you have rented. They’re scrambling to dry things off and rearrange tables and chairs into a makeshift venue.

Your S/O comforts you and reassures you that your wedding will be just as good indoors as it would have been outdoors, kissing your worries away.

It is then that the front doors to the hotel are kicked down and a familiar voice shouts at you.

“KOEBI-CHAAAAN!”

In rushes Floyd, back by a smiling Jade and Azul.

Before you can register what is happening, you feel a body slam hard against you, wrapping you up in long limbs and practically crushing you against a chest that doesn’t belong to your S/O.

“I’ve missed you sooooo much!” Floyd wails, rubbing his cheek against yours. “Ehehehe, but it’s alright! Now that I’ve found you, we can be together again!”

“Um...what?”

“Er, who is this? An uninvited guest?” your S/O asks. They make the mistake of reaching out to untangle you from the eel’s grasp.

Floyd snarls at him, his grip on you tightening as he steps back, taking you with him.

The guests and staffers are staring now, whispering among one another. Floyd glares back at them.

“Sir, that’s my spouse you have in your arms. Kindly return them, or I will have no choice but to call security,” your S/O warns patiently.

“Don’t wanna!” Floyd retorts, pouting. “Koebhi-chan’s mine! Lame ol’ guppies like you should just disappear like sea foam.”

“Excuse me?”

Floyd suddenly shoves you behind him to the floor. You’re in such a daze that you’re paralyzed and forced to watch the chaotic scene unfold.

Floyd has decked your S/O right across the face, giving them a bloody nose.

Then, at Azul’s signal, the twins descend on the wedding, kicking over tables and throwing chairs, destroying decorations and tearing down elaborate dishes. They might have been salvaged from the storm, but none of it was safe from Jade and Floyd.

Guests scramble away in complete and utter horror.

Security arrives, and they tackle the twins--but much to your dismay, Jade and Floyd easily yank them off and lob the burly men into the ruined wedding cake.

Your S/O rushes to help you up and escape while the brothers are preoccupied, only to be blocked by Azul.

“Pardon me,” the octopus says calmly, pointing his magical staff.

A column of water punches your S/O in the gut and sends him flying into a wall. He’s drenched, bloodied, and battered.

Jade kneels down in front of him and kindly directs your S/O to watch as Floyd steals their beloved spouse away. When they struggle to get back up, Jade steps on their leg and digs his heel in, eliciting a yelp of pain.

Floyd has, meanwhile, scooped you up again. He plants a loud, sloppy kiss right on your lips, making sure that your S/O catches a good eyeful.

The Octavinelle trio floods the venue and flee with you, still trapped in Floyd’s crushing embrace.

The Aftermath

The storm seems to have cleared up outside, just like Floyd’s mood.

He’s giggling and laughing now, planting the occasional kiss on your crown, on your cheek--really, anywhere he can get it in.

Azul and Jade nod along to his excitement. They are just happy to see him happy, after all.

You kick and protest, but it seems to fall on deaf ears.

Azul busies himself with summoning a portal to return you to Twisted Wonderland, while Jade clicks his tongue at you.

“It is pointless to resist,” he tells you coldly. “Do make this easier on all of us and simply accept Floyd’s affections.”

“They will learn,” Azul calls over his shoulder. The portal is ready to accept them. “And if not, I can always brew a love potion.”

“It doesn’t matter to me~” Floyd interrupts his dorm leader. “As long as I’ve got Koebi-chan, nothin’ else matters!”

You are hurled back into Twisted Wonderland with the eels and the octopus. Back into a dream--or perhaps a nightmare.

damn Ace stans are really privileged  😔 (I know everyone will eventually get their own SSR but Ace is the first one to have three so-)

Hi, I’m here to ask for more fluff Octa content! You know all the baby eel fanart going around on twitter? May I ask for an imagine with Yuu taking care of baby Octa, because if anyone else gets close to them to maybe help, the Tweels will bite and Azul either cries or spits ink on their face? Thanks!

I am blessed with baby Octatrio art every day, and I love every single second of it.

Fun fact: the lullaby mentioned in this piece actually comes from The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning. It’s a very sweet but melancholy song, especially if you have seen the film.

Check out this companion piece, which features Crowley being a deadbeat dad, as per usual, for some bonus laughs.

Imagine this...

“M-MY TUNAAAAA!!”

Grim dove, paws flying, at his stash of cans, which was being raided by three squishy sea creatures. Already, the infants had consumed half of his tuna--or perhaps more, stray bits of fish strewn on the floor and across their mouths.

Baby Floyd and Jade had dug their teeth into a new can each, slobbering on metal and sawing the tops open, while baby Azul had entangled several cans on his suckers. The octopus screeched when Grim swatted him to get the tuna away.

“Those’re the great Grim-sama’s belongings, yanno! Don’t go touchin’em without permission, ya brats!”

Floyd pulled away from the tuna in his slimy hands and made a hissing sound. Jade simply gnashed his teeth and giggled. The twins exchanged knowing looks, then chucked their cans at Grim, bonking him square on the face and crotch.

Grim screamed at the assault, upsetting Azul and making him bawl even louder. A puddle of ink formed on the ground beneath the octopus.

The twins squealed in delight. Jade happily tugged on Grim’s pitchfork tail while Floyd chomped down hard on the cat’s leg, demanding to be amused more. All of this, set to the accompaniment of Azul and Grim’s collective sobbing.

“What the heck is going on in here?!” Yuu demanded, appearing in the doorway with folded arms. “I thought I asked you to watch them while I ran a bath!, Grim!”

“I WAS!” he insisted, tearing his body away from the evil little eels. “BUT THESE DEMONS ARE ALL YOURS NOW!”

Picking up the few tuna cans that remained and keeping them close to his furry chest, Grim darted off to cry in private.

Yuu shook their head, kneeling and collecting the Octatrio in their arms. “Alright, you rascals. No more terrorizing innocent animals; it’s bath time.”

Down a moldy old corridor they went, sweeping into the bathroom. Yuu gingerly set Floyd, Jade, and Azul down into the warm, sudsy water--and they immediately took to it. Azul submerged himself to hide, while Floyd tried to splash his brother as he paddled away to the other end of the tub.

“Glad to see you guys are having fun,” Yuu said, producing a small towel, “but we have to actually clean you now instead of playing around.”

The three of them squeaked, diving under the waters to hide.

Yuu frowned, reaching a hand in to tug them back to the surface. Sharp pain poked at their skin--most likely chomping from the eels--but they managed to successfully obtain Azul, who merely wailed fat, inky tears.

“Shhh, it’s okay. It won’t hurt,” Yuu promised softly, bringing a finger to their lips. The octopus sniffled, but latched onto Yuu’s free hand, curling his fingers around their palm--a sign of trust.

They set to work wiping him down, combing their fingers through their hair to untangle any knots and to get shampoo in the roots. Using a cup, Yuu doused his head to rinse away any excess product in their hair.

The twins poked out from beneath the water and observed with wide, curious eyes. Yuu met their gazes and raised an eyebrow, gesturing for them to have their turns. Floyd squirmed a bit, and Jade nipped their fingers, but they were generally...well-behaved.

With the addition of soap and shampoo, the trio was not only squeaky clean, but also sweet-smelling by the time Yuu toweled them off and carried them to bed.

“Go to sleep now,” they ordered, pulling the blankets up to their chins--only to be met with babbles and gurgles. “...I’m guessing that’s a no?”

Floyd squirmed out from under the covers and whacked Azul in the face with his tail, eliciting a loud yelp and causing the octopus to throw the blanket off. Jade was the only one that stayed in place, but he stared up at Yuu with a mirthful grin and wide open eyes.

“Get back under there,” Yuu scooped up Floyd and set him back into bed, then readjusted Azul’s blanket.

They regarded the trio warily--for again, they were beginning to shift, trying to break free of their fluffy confines to harass Grim play more. The last thing Yuu needed was more screeching ringing in their ears.

And it was then that an idea dawned upon them.

Instead of screeching, perhaps a song.

Yuu cleared their throat and tested a note. “Oh...”

At once, Jade, Floyd, and Azul stopped their sporadic movements and stared at their caretaker. They were quiet. Curious. Expectant.

Yuu beamed and continued with their lullaby.

“Oh, the waves roll low, and the waves roll high, and so it goes...”

Their eyelids hovered, growing heavy.

“Under the bright blue endless sky, waves try to measure the days that we treasure...”

Their eyes drifted shut.

“Wave hello, and wave goodbye...”

By the time the song had concluded, the infants were sleeping sounding. Cozying up an snuggling against one another, both twins attached to Azul--and Azul’s tentacles clinging onto the eels.

“Phew...” Yuu breathed a sigh of relief. These guys are such a handful, even as babies...

Yuu peered down at Azul, Floyd, and Jade. Their chests rose and fell in shallow waves and crests. Like the ocean tide, gently cradling them adrift a sea of stars. The expressions they wear were serene, framed by soft, rounded features, rosy cheeks, and long lashes.

Grim had called them demons, but in the moment...

They were angels.

“Ehehe. Sleep tight, my little angelfish.”

May I request a scenario with 1th year boys? I think that they don't know how to cook a lot of things? What would an afternoon of them be like, together with Yuu, trying to learn how to cook some dish or dessert?

Imagine this...

“Ace and Deuce will prepare the crust. Jack and Sebek will handle the filling. Epel, you’re making the fruit topping,” Yuu prattles off the division of tasks as they pass out copies of a simple tart recipe to the first years.

“Don’t wanna,” Ace immediately sasses you. “Looks too hard.”

“This is the easiest strawberry tart recipe I could find. It even has Trey-senpai’s seal of approval. He says it’s idiot-proof,” Yuu points out. “You’d have to be really special to screw this up.”

“We’ll be alright! I’m sure of it!” Deuce reassures them with a big smile. “After all, we’ve got our talented Ramshackle Prefect here to guide us every step of the way!”

“The only thing I’m going to do is preheat the oven,” Yuu reminds him sternly. “Everything else is up to you guys.”

Deuce’s face falls. “...Oh.”

“That’s quite enough chatting!” Sebek announces, hands planted on his hips. “We must make haste if we are to prepare this confection in time for your dorm leader’s celebration! TARDINESS WILL NOT DO!”

“Alright, alright, we get it--just stop shouting, it’s hurting my ears,” Jack sighs, leaning away from his loud friend.

“Ah...I’ll do my best!” Epel squeaks, holding his hands to his chest.

They break off into their assigned groups and set to work.

“Tch. This sucks,” Ace grumbles under his breath. He squints at the tart recipe and begrudgingly fishes out bags of flour, sugar, and salt from a cabinet. “Why do we gotta do all the heavy lifting?”

“Because cooking is a good life skill to have. Plus, we need a birthday present for Riddle-san,” Deuce reminds his rival. He produces a few sticks of butter from the refrigerator. “We should be thankful that the others are here to help us.”

“Whatever,” Ace says with the roll of his eyes. “Let’s just get this over with already.” He consults the recipe again and frowns when he spots fractions. “Uh, Deuce? You do know what a third of a cup is, right?”

“A...what?” Deuce blinks in confusion. “Don’t you mean three cups?”

“No, I mean a third of a cup, a third!”

“You mean three cups! I know my math, Ace!”

Ace wants to facepalm--but he has already washed his hands, so he manages to hold himself back from doing it. “...Never mind! You melt the butter--since the measurements are already marked on the packaging--and I’ll measure the other stuff for the crust!”

“Gotcha! Leave it to me!”

Deuce paces over to the microwave, butter in a bowl, and punches in some numbers. Meanwhile, Ace retrieves measuring cups and spoons, quickly leveling off the necessary amounts of dry ingredients, dumping them into a large bowl.

At the same counter, Sebek and Jack are whipping separate concoctions up--Sebek toils over heavy cream while Jack focuses on cream cheese with granulated sugar. The wolf boy frowns at his thick mixture and glances over at his friend.

“...Is it supposed to be this lumpy?” Jack asks, quirking an eyebrow. Cream cheese is caged inside of his whisk, making the utensil heavy with chunks of fat.

“No, no!” Sebek tuts, shaking his head vigorously. “Less arm, more wrist! It’s all in the wrist!”

“Er, like this?” Jack awkwardly angles his bowl and demonstrates the motion with a flick.

“You must put more OOMPH into it!” Sebek declares, pointing his whisk--almost accusingly. Already, stiff peaks of whipped cream are forming. “WHIP IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!”

“I do mean it,” Jack mutters, wincing slightly at the volume spike. “I guess I just need to practice more.”

Sebek’s laughter booms throughout the entire Heartslabyul kitchen. “Now that’s the spirit!”

From the stove, Epel expels a breath through his nose. He wishes he had been assigned to preparing the tart filling (he recalls having read somewhere that whipping ingredients can help build up one’s arm muscles), but instead, he is stewing strawberries, sugar, lemon pulp, and zest in a pot.

Epel runs a wooden spoon through the mixture, testing its viscosity. The entire head of the spoon is covered in a layer of fruit juices and seeds.

“Toppin’ is done,” Epel quickly removes the strawberries from the heat and onto the cool counter. “Now I just need to let it cool down, right?”

“Yup!” Yuu nods as they peer inside the pot. “Ooh, it looks just right.”

“HUMAN!” Sebek calls, slamming down a bowl of whipped cream--peaks as stiff as a monster’s horns. “I have completed my assigned task!” He puffs up with pride, eyes sparkling.

“Perfect. You did a great job, Sebek.” Yuu glances over at  Jack, who is still fumbling with his cream cheese. “How’s that coming along?”

“I’ll be done with my half in a bit,” Jack says bashfully, ears flattening. “I just need to get the last of these lumps out...”

“Allow me to assist, my comrade!” Sebek offers with a beam. Jack reluctantly hands over his whisk and allows him to take over.

“Oi, Deuce!” Ace hisses. “What’s takin’ that damn butter so long? Everyone’s nearly done with their parts, and the crust isn’t even in the oven yet!”

“Just wait a little bit more!” Deuce insists with an audible huff. “You can’t rush perfec--”

BOOM!

The microwave rattles, a dark brown liquid splattering on its window from the inside. A high-pitched beep resounds shortly after, indicating that the timer is done. It is accompanied by a deep, smoky smell.

.All heads slowly turn to the culprit.

“Deuce! The hell?! How did you mess up melting butter?!” Ace shouts, seizing his friend by the collar and roughly shaking him. “You burned that stuff like it was nobody’s business!”

“Ehehe...oops.”

“DON’T ‘OOPS’ US! THIS IS NO SUCH TRIVIAL MATTER!”

“...Can you please not raise your voice so much?”

“O-Oh no...We’ll have to clean up the microwave now, yeah? And start over on the butter...”

Yuu heaves a sigh, pinching the bridge of their nose. Trust the first years to make even making a simple dessert into a reality TV show.

Episode 5 fed us and it fed us well

(This version is sung by Ace, Deuce, Kalim, Jamil, Epel, Vil, and Rook’s seiyuus!!)

Stay safe dudes!