May I Request Some Hcs For The First Years With A Mc Who's Super Affectionate, Loves Pda And Are Almost

may I request some hcs for the first years with a mc who's super affectionate, loves pda and are almost touch-starved? make it extra fluffy plz >

𝙰𝚌𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚊

Ace adores his partner and appreciates the affection they give him! They tease each other endlessly, leaving Ace all hot and bothered. The shenanigans and pranks you come up with together are one of the many ways you two bond.

The first year loves giving you kisses and holding your hand. He becomes embarrassed and flustered when his partner steals a kiss from him. He loves cheek kisses the most and finds their lips to be sweet as cherries.

It’s more like his first puppy love, and doesn’t know what to do most times. He may act confident or arrogant around everyone, but when it comes to his partner— they have him a blushing mess!

𝙳𝚎𝚞𝚌𝚎 𝚂𝚙𝚊𝚍𝚎

Deuce and his partner are like two peas in a pod, always close. Whether it being studying together— to getting into trouble with Ace and Grim. Either way he enjoys his partners company and would do all kinds of activities together.

PDA isn’t something he is comfortable with and would rather show his love and affection for his partner behind closed doors. There is always a time and place for everything, and when alone he showers you with attention! Deuce would curl up against you, being the smaller spoon, as you rake your fingers through his hair kissing his temples.

Expect lots of trips, going outdoors, pranking one another, and overall having fun adventures! Deuce values his partner for who they are and has a blast every day with them.

𝙴𝚙𝚎𝚕 𝙵𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚛

Little Apple boy — Ahem man, loves the moments he spends with his partner. He can be a gentleman when he wants to be, but he loves how they accept him for who he is and embraces his wild side! Acknowledging that he wants to be called and treated like a man instead of something delicate.

His partner is in for a surprise on how affectionate he can be in public, maybe too much! He loves to hold their hand and leaving kisses to their knuckles. Giving each other hugs and flirting.

Epel loves the outdoors and getting dirty, and wouldn’t mind doing so wth his partner. Playing and jumping into muddy puddles, picks flowers and creating flower crowns for one another, and carving apples.

𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚕

A good and sweet boy ™ who will treat you right! Jack is a gentleman and will respect his partners boundaries. From time to time he will mutter encouragement or compliment his lover. Too shy and bashful to say it out right.

Jack won’t admit it at first, but he loves when his partner scratches his ears and tail! A light blush will dusk his cheeks and incoherent muttering from his lips. After he has had enough, he will pin his partner down and demand there to be consequences! But don’t worry— you’re the only one who can get away with it.

He may even let his partner in on taking care of his cactus! He loves cultivating cacti and this would be one of many moments you two share together. It may even help him to open up more with his feelings.

𝚂𝚎𝚋𝚎𝚔 𝚉𝚒𝚐𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚝

Sebek will no doubt scold his partner for things involving his master, but would go easier on them. He takes the relationship he is in with his partner seriously and always shows concern for them. If they are having a bad day and need to talk, he is there. Don’t let his over exaggeration for his duties and Malleus intimidate you!

Will scold his partner lightly if they try to steal a kiss in public. Even the tips of his ears turn bright red and his eyebrows furrow in frustration. If only his partner knew how much they have an affect on him. Every time they kiss or touch him, it catches him off guard.

He would show his physical affections for his partner in private. He wants to stay appropriate while in school and working around the other Diasmonia members. Even so, he loves when his partner leaves special gifts or notes for him. Reminders of their love for each other and how encouraging his partner is of him!

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@poisonepel @twstpasta @panacea-wishes @takumipineapplexd @swirly-writes @the-albino-lioness @roseparfaits @yandere-romanticaa @lovee-infected @lethlia

“Todos erram um dia: por descuido, inocência ou maldade.”

— William Shakespeare.   

Riddle x Dense! Reader: Breathless

EPISODE FOUR:

In which Riddle has wingmen and MC has bodyguards

(3)Back to previous episode?

Riddle Rosehearts is the epitome of a model student who lives and breathes the school rules. Top student. Dorm leader. Respected and well-renowned. His reign as the Queen of Hearts founded on the principle of following the rules.

So when he saw you running in the hallway ( rule broken: 1), pushing other students to the side (rule broken :2), jumping off the window ledge ( rule broken :3 + 1 safety code violation), landing on a tree branch, proceeding to do a flip on the said branch to cushion your fall on the ground, and then dashing towards professor Crewel with a late report on hand, Riddle should've been appalled.

He should've turn red in anger.

But no,instead his heart had decided to leap out the window, following your disgruntled figure which was brave enough to pass something late to THE Professor Divus Crewel.

You've got some guts.

And you've got Riddle's heart, too.

🌹🌹🌹

Riddle had long known there was a budding feeling in his chest that was growing fondly for you. He wasn't oblivious, but rather it took him some time to get into terms that he actually fell inlove with someone who lit a person on fire within the first day of school.

You were a troublemaker.

A rule breaker.

And a heartbreaker too, so it seems, as he had observed the damage you've have caused from afar.

He wanted to ignore the feeling, let it wither on its own, but then when he saw Leona Kingscholar literally sweep you off your feet between two shady eelmen, there was a thumping in his heart and a flame burning in his stomach that told him to fight. To join into the fray and prove to everyone that he was the one to steal your heart as you did his.

But then again, things aren't as easy as it seems, and thus he had asked for help from his most trusted friends.

"Compliment them! Be honest! And I'm sure Y/N-chan would fall fast!"

Cater had said, so Riddle did.

It took using Cater's 3 clones plus himself to distract Leona, Vil and Azul from approaching you, though.

"Y/N..." He said, approaching you who were talking to your friends and laughing about something. Face stiff, back straight, heart thumping wildly.

"Yes, Riddle-senpai?" You turn to him and smile, making him clench his hands on his side, nervous.

"You're... Very..." He began, words failing to come out his mouth.

Ace, Deuce and Grim watch him from behind the target of his affection suspiciously, which made him more nervous and at the same time, made him want to cut some heads off. "You're very... Umm.."

You've rehearsed this,Riddle.You're a Rosehearts. You can do this!

"Senpai!" You called out suddenly , startling him. " Want some candy?Reach out your hand. "

Brain too busy trying to figure out what's going on, the red head unconsciously reached out his hand.

Then you proceeded to put your enclosed hand on his palm, only to open it and intertwine your fingers together. " BAM! Now we're holding hands! " You giggled, presenting your entertained fingers to his eye level." Isn't that sweeter? "

Riddle blinked.

Once.

Twice.

"Wha--what?!This is.... This is!!!" He took a step back, panicking, feeling the warmth of your hand transfer to his, making him feel flustered."Inappropriate... I MEAN--!!!"

"Hmm? Sorry, does it make you uncomfortable? Just wanted to make you laugh, hehe." You let go and Riddle clutched his hand to his chest. "You look tense."

You took a step forward.

Riddle took a step back.

The Adeuce combo took a step in front of you.

Then Trey appeared from nowhere and made an excuse that we needed to talk to Riddle about something.

"Huh?"

You titled your head, confused.

Your friends squinted their eyes.

Not another one!?!?

🌹🌹🌹

"Riddle, its OK. You can always approach then again. Maybe give them something heartfelt?" Trey comforted, serving the Heartslabyul dorm leader some tea and cake in his office.

Riddle nodded, but deep inside, he was worried, but determined to prove his worth.

Something heartfelt?

Cater and Trey silently looked at each other, relaying a message.

🌹🌹🌹

Proving his love was harder than Riddle thought he would, because he could not, despite Cater and Trey's help, get you alone. At all.

He tried to give you roses he picked from the garden, and then Vil appeared out of nowhere and whisked you away,Cater following close behind and shaking his head in defeat.

He tried to greet you in the hallways, then a certain large lion blocked his view,Ruggie following behind with a cheeky grin.

He tried to eat with you during lunch, but then the Adeuce combo plus Grim,who seem to have inhaled liquid courage, had the audacity to flock your sides and your front, unabling him to sit on the same table until Trey had arrived and somehow gotten them to leave.

But then Azul sat on the table, the Leech Twins following close behind before he could sit down or blink.

It wasn't only your obliviousness he was fighting in this battle, but your bodyguards, too.

He left with a glare at Azul who only smiled back.

But Riddle Rosehearts, was not one to be underestimated. So somehow, some way, he was gonna prove to you and his rivals that he was the best choice.

He's gonna make your heart race!

But then you trip in front of the Heartslabyul mirror portal one day, falling directly into his arms while he was on way out and then suddenly he forgot how to breathe. Your face only a couple inches away from his own.

Thump. Thump.

"Sorry, senpai!" You apologize, getting off him and reaching your hand for him to take so you could pull him up.

He didn't take it.

Instead, he stood up by himself and dusted his clothes, trying to compose himself, he was getting ready to berate you about the proper way to enter mirror portals but the frown of your face made him stop.

He asked you what was wrong and then you told him you were looking for a rabbit which he knew Leona gave, as he had accidentally heard from the Adeuce combo whilst they talked in the Heatslabyul lounge. (He was definitely not eavesdropping and looking for details against his competitors because that would have been unbecoming of him. Yup. Definitely didn't eavesdrop).

"Hmm? How about you go to the- -"

He stopped speaking midsentence, watching as Cater appeared from behind a tree. Gesturing something.

He pointed at Riddle.

"I mean I--"

Cater pointed at y/n.

'I... You.. " Riddle furrowed his eyebrows, trying to catch up with the Third-year' s frantic gestures." Us? "

Cater facepalmed. Riddle tried not to frown. Y/N stood confused and looked behind.

There was nothing.

Y/N looked at Riddle again, who stood oddly alert, back straight.

Cater made large steps, jumping? Skipping in place? He's swininging his arm in the air,continuing to jump. Leap.

Gallop.

Riddle got the message.

"How about I assist you to the equestrian club? I was about to go there, I know someone who could help when it comes to animals." The red-hair offered.

Cater made a peace sign before jumping into the portal.

You smiled, accepting the offer,giving him a bright grin that made him melt in the inside.

"Thanks, Riddle-senpai."

And off you to went to the portal exit, side by side.

Ace and Deuce watched the two of you exit, face in different levels of disbelief.

They took a step forward to intervene.

Not their friend.

This trio's not gonna turn into two.

They took a step forward.

"You two..."

A hand on each on of of their shoulders stopped them on their track.

They turned their heads to meet eyes with their vice dorm leader.

"Aren't you guys on flamingo duty?"

🌹🌹🌹

As the two of you walked towards the stables, you couldn't help but talk to him, as you it's been a while since you two have spoken.

You were so caught up with catching up with him, talking about your flying lessons with Leona (Riddle offered he could teach you too since Leona tended to skip the basics), your tea time with Vil (The Red head reminded you that you're always welcome to have tea at Heartslabyul and that you were an honorary guest to the Unbirthday parties), and your tutoring sessions with Azul during your job at Mostro Lounge (The second year  informed you that he could also tutor you too and that he could help you create better notes. Together. Alone. Maybe every weekends.), that you didn't notice that you two didn't use the usual path towards your destination, and instead made a lot of turns and stops.

Nevermind though. You two got were you wanted to go anyway.

(F to chats to Cater's clones who got into a tussle with Rook, some shenanigans with Ruggie and a full on chase session with Jade and Floyd who followed a decoy of you).

Once you got there, the two of you immediately looked for a certain-silver haired guy, who was not surprisingly, snoozing under a tree, surrounded by little woodland creatures.

"MR. RABBIT!"

You exclaimed, grabbing the rabbit on the still sleeping boy's lap and pulling it to your embrace.

" Pft." Riddle couldn't help himself as he watch your gleeful form hold the snow White animal in your hands. " You named a rabbit, Mr. Rabbit? "

How ludicrous.

How simple.

How cute.

Riddle's shoulders relaxed, gazing at you fondly he forgot that he should scold Silver awake for sleeping in such an inappropriate place.

You wrinkled your nose playfully, passing the fluff ball to Riddle so he could pet the fluffball.

You watched in the corner of your eyes as the boy's eyes crinkled in delight, his hands running smoothly on the rabbit's fur, the two of you side by side.

"Is it a weird name? I haven't really thought of anything?" You tilted your head, watching the fireball nuzzle it's head on the red head.

"Well, it may be a little simplistic." Riddle replied,petting the rabbit's head."But he is a rabbit. Maybe add something else? "

"Hmmm." You racked your brains. trying to come up with something. Your eyes looked up, you pursed your lips and tapped your foot. The you looked down and saw the rabbit was getting chummy with the Queen of Hearts. "How about Tarts?"

Riddle stopped his hand from giving the rabbit an ear scritches. He looked at you,surprised.

" Well, he seems to like you. And I know you like tarts, senpai." His face began to turn red. "And he has red eyes. And you have red hair. And you helped me find him. So I think it's just right to call him Mr. Rabbit Rosetarts!" You exclaimed, clapping your hands as if you found the answer to a mystery. "After you... Hehe. If that's OK?" You tilted your head and gave him a sheepish grin.

Thump. Thump.

The rabbit suddenly leap in his arms, startling him he almost fell if he hadn't adjusted his footing.

Something else fell from his coat.

"Hmmm?"You leaned down and picked up the small box." Riddle-senpai is it yours? " You handed it out to him.

He shook his head,eyes not meeting yours.

" Open it. "

You were confused but complied, unraveling the ribbon on the box and then opening the lid finding out it's content.

A wristwatch.

"It's yours. Take it."

He said, looking at you for a moment then looking away the next.

You were speechless, a warm sort of feeling climbing up your face.

"Is it because I'm always late?" You joked, but you were already removing the watch from the box. "Pft. Hehe!"

You began to giggle, making Riddle look at you.

" You're the Queen of Hearts. You're holding a white rabbit. And I'm always late." You wiggled your eyebrows. "That does make me Alice?"

"NO!" He exclaimed, taking a step forward." Alice went against the Queen of Hearts. She was an intruder who disobeyed all the rules and threw her court into a frenzy.

You blinked,surprised.

" Isn't that what I practically did tho? "You teased, referring to the entrance ceremony." Then what am I? "

But he didn't want to chase you away like the Queen of Hearts did to Alice.

True. You were a headache along with your friends,but if it weren't for your group, Riddle wouldn't be as he is now.

More close to his dorm members.

Able to be honest with his feelings.

Able to enjoy his school life.

Able to relax and breathe.

Maybe Alice wasn't all bad.

But he didn't want you to be Alice.

He wanted you to be

"My rose .."

And before he knew it, he said the words.

He froze.

You took a step forward.

He took a step back.

The rabbit suddenly leapt into your arms from his, startling you both.

"Pft."

"Hehe."

And suddenly you both burst into fits of giggles.

"Hahaha!It seems like I've exhausted his welcome." Riddle laughed. "Mr. Rabbit Rose tarts."

" Hmm.I think he's just being playful. You shook your head." Senpai...I like your laugh. "

Riddle's laugh died down but his face remained the color of strawberries.

" You don't look so tense anymore." You smiled. "I'm glad. I like it when you smile." You admitted, looking fondly at him. "Can you put the watch on me?" You asked, holding out the item.

Riddle obliged, taking it from your hand and putting it around your wrist, his fingers brushing accidentally on your skin.

Thump. Thump.

Once he had adjusted it properly, he looked at your expression.

Silver eyes met (eye color) ones.

Thump! Thump!

If he could just lean in a little bit...

Thump!Thump!

" KOEBI-CHAN~!"

"Y/N - San, Leona's--!"

"Tricksters, Le Roi de poisson is--!!!" 

"Riddle! Y/N! I'm sorry I couldn't hold them off--!"

A bunch of rowdy people appeared from out of nowhere. Each calling out for y/n's name.

Riddle took your hand and step pulled you behind him, making a stance mimicking a brave king protecting his lover.

Chu~

"...... "

"...... "

"...... "

"...... "

Riddle blinked.

His hand went to his cheek, feeling the lingering warmth from your kiss.

"Thank you for the gift."

And then he blew up.

And by that he had accidentally unleashed his magic unto everyone and collared them.

His heart beat erratically.

His face felt warm.

He looked at you and you just smiled.

He felt breathless.

Even though he wasn't the one with a collar in his neck.

.

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Back to list 🌹

Proceed to Episode FIVE🕌

Invidious

Tw: Manipulation

Malleus didn’t get jealous easily.

… Not anymore, at least.

However, it was only natural to feel that way when your fiancée liked someone else, right?

Malleus might not be very sensitive to people’s emotions, but he’d known enough – seen enough – to conclude that you favored Silver more than him.

Yes, his own ward. His trusted retainer and one of his loyal knight.

The human boy among his circle.

Your face always brightened whenever you spotted him in the same room or merely passing by, as if his presence alone was enough to cheer you up. A speck of blush would taint your cheeks whenever you got a chance to speak to him, and you’d wilt slightly whenever he ended the conversation to do his duties. You always gave your entire attention to him, while being rather half-hearted whenever you interacted with Malleus.

He knew that the only reason why you bothered to talk to him was because of the engagement; this political engagement your parents forced you to agree for the sake of strengthening the relation between his and your kingdom. If not, then you’d definitely scamper off to Silver and trail behind him all day like a lovesick puppy.

And it irked Malleus.

What did Silver have that he didn’t? He wasn’t a royalty, let alone a king. He was just a knight, a servant. Someone who he could easily dispose of had he was a cruel man. A human whose strength was inferior compared to his.

And yet, you looked at him like he was your whole world; like he was your future husband.

“Silver.”

Today was just another day where Malleus caught you chatting with Silver again, and another day where his mood instantly soured at the sight of your radiant face.

The said boy flinched slightly and swiveled, bowing. “Your Majesty.”

“Please leave us alone.”

Silver readily complied and left the living room, not even sparing a glance at your slightly outstretched hand. The butler immediately prepared another cup of warm tea for him as Malleus settled down beside you, face sullen.

“You seem to be friendly with him.” he remarked, lifting the cup and its saucer. He sipped the tea, lime green eyes peering at your somewhat flustered expression. “Do you like him, perhaps?”

Of course, he already knew the answer. But he just wanted to see whether you’d be honest with him, with your fiancé.

“I…” you stammered, fidgeting with your gloves. The apples of your cheeks grew warmer the longer you hesitated. “I, well… Of course, I like him. He’s a nice guard.”

He raised a skeptical brow. “Is that it?”

You nodded and pursed your lips, trying to repress the smile that threatened to bloom at the thought of the guard.

“I see…”

Malleus unconsciously gripped the handle of the cup, darkness shrouded his eyes. Of course, you’d try to downplay your crush towards Silver. It’d be no good if someone, especially him, realized that you harbored feelings for another man.

Although he already knew, anyway.

Which is why…

“I’ve decided to advance the wedding date.”

You whipped your head towards him, almost gaping at his abrupt declaration. “W-what do you mean?”

“You heard me.” He peered at you darkly, challenging you to oppose him. “I’ve decided to make the wedding occur this Sunday.”

Malleus stared at you as you moved your mouth, trying to form a word. He knew you didn’t agree with his decision, and he knew it was quite unceremonious.

But if he followed the schedule, then it’d just give you more time to develop those pesky feelings for his ward.

“B-but why…?” you finally stammered, still in disbelief.

Malleus slowly squinted. “Because you like Silver, don’t you? As in, romantically.”

Your breath hitched, and he knew he was right, as painful as it was to admit it. However, it also gave him the satisfaction knowing that he’d caught you red-handed.

“I…”

“It’s useless to lie to me.” Malleus dismissed your apology coldly. “I know everything, so don’t even think about trying again. Unless, of course, you want our families to learn about this…?”

You looked up to his frigid eyes fearfully. “You won’t…”

“Who knows?” he retorted smoothly. “All I know is that it won’t be my fault if people recognize you as a ‘cheater’. And you know how detrimental it’ll be to your family’s reputation.”

You began to tremble in the couch, already imagining the scenario. The look of disappointment from your parents, the disparaging glances from your people, and the revolting stare from his family.

“… Do you want that to happen, Lady [Name]?” Malleus drawled, ensuring that every word was embedded in your mind; the consequences that’d entail if you disobeyed him. When you slowly shook your head, he smiled and lifted your chin. “Then, do as I say, alright?”

“I…”

“I forgive you this time, but I won’t be so kind next time.” He gripped your jaw in his gloved hand, hating yet relishing the terrified look in your eyes. “Do you understand me, my love?”

I’m gonna cry

S/n: mother look I took this just for you!

MC: Thank you my dear, I love You

S/n: I Love You too mama. . . Jeje. . .

Malleus: I wonder if he is having a good dream...?

Sorry not sorry but this baby boi has to much angst to explore.

Explain: Malleus make a dream for his only son where his mother (MC) say how much she love him. After MC tell the truth about how he kidnap her.

This cute boi is from the fanfic of @tri3tri who has so much talent.

Now if you excuse I gonna cry in My corner.

Reasons why I love Azul Ashengrotto because I’m a dirty rag for him 😔😔😔

🤡 Stealing this from @cursedtwst because I need to give Azul some keysmash 🤡🐙

Okay genuinely, I really don’t know why I stan Azul, like legit, idk if it’s just me but I go through my daily life asking myself “Why the FUCK do I stan Azul like ????? This man has made me salty as shit for 1/3 of 2020 by not coming home AND by having a limited SSR RIGHT AFTER his dorm SSR that looks so so good and has duo with Jack, who was my tutorial pull”

But Azul just has to ✨✨💞💞breathe✨✨💞💞 and I go shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

And then proceed to not breathe for the next ten minutes

NO I’M KIDDING I KNOW HOW TO BREATHE I CAN STILL BREATHE

Narrator voice and she says this as she proceeds to stop breathing the moment she tried to capture the following images

PLEASE I AM WEAK FOR AZUL’S SMIRK

AZUL STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

LIKE EVERY FUCKING TIME I SEE HIS CHIBI SMIRKING I MENTALLY RETURN TO MY ROOTS AS AN APE

NO PLEASE LEGIT, MY HEART JUST GOES AWAWAWAWAWA BECAUSE LIKE HE’S SO HOT WHEN HE SMIRKS AND ALSO I GET SOOSSOSOSOSO GIDDY WHEN HE SMIRKS DURING LESSONS BECAUSE THAT MEANS HE GETS PERFECT AND I JUST GO

“YES AZUL YOU ARE PERFECT YOU DESERVE THAT FUCKING PERFECT”

AND OKAY ONE DAY, I WAS JUST DOING TESTS AND LIKE LILIA IN CURRENT GRASS TEST IS JUST CLENCHES FIST

Then I think I was taking too long to decide on a move or I was doing something

THEN AT THE CORNER OF MY EYE

I SEE AZUL SMIRKING (as seen in the left pic) AND I JUST

WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YOU KNOW, I HAD TO USE UP AP WHICH I RESERVE FOR ALCHEMY JUST TO CAPTURE AZUL’S PERFECT EXPRESSION ON THE RIGHT (perfect as in the perfect in lessons or just Azul looking perfect in general? Ehhh why not both heehoo)

Okay, but do you know what’s hotter than chibi smirks?

PLEASE EJECT ME IN AMONG US I CONFESS TO BEING THE IMPOSTER

JUST LET ME FLOAT IN SPACE AS I CONTEMPLATE MY LIFE CHOICES THAT ARE ABOUT MY UNHEALTHY ADDICTION TO AZUL’S SMIRK

MY HEART LITERALLY GOES DOKI DOKI EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I SEE AZUL SMIRK LIKE THIS

LET ME BE LEGIT HERE, I GET SO MUCH OF AZUL’S SMIRKS IN ALCHEMY AND THAT COMPRISES 75% OF THE REASONS WHY I DO ALCHEMY WITH HIM ALL THE DAMN TIME

LISTEN, HE’S ABSOLUTELY FUCKING GORGEOUS WHEN HE SMIRKS LIKE THAT LIKE

BANGS HEAD ON WALL

HHHHHHHHHHAHAHHDHSJJDKEJJDKKE

YOU KNOW MY DISCORD SERVER FRIENDS LIKE TO BULLY ME WITH THIS ONE AZUL SMIRK EMOTE WE HAVE AND EVENTUALLY I JUST GO “nope not gonna say anything abt that nope nope not gonna tell them it’s gonna do things to me because anyway he looks high in that one emote and it’s gonna lead me to bulli anyway so”

SOBS HARD

PLEASE IF AZUL LOOKS AT ME LIKE THAT, MY LEGS WILL ABANDON ME AND MY LAST BRAINCELL WILL SHUT DOWN AND I’LL JUST BE A MESS ON THE GROUND AND I WILL BE A LEGITIMATE DIRTY RAG

Ahfksjfksk fuck I can’t type do you know how many times I have to redo some words

You think the smirk saga isn’t done yet? Well : )

SAY HELLO TO MY ALL TIME FAVORITE CARD IN THIS FUCKING GAME

EXCUSE ME AZUL THAT LOOK IS NOT LEGAL

NOT LEGAL AT ALL

HARD SOBBING

THAT CARD HAS CAUSED ME SALT AND GRIEF FOR 1/3 OF 2020 OKAY

I HAD WANTED THAT CARD BACK WHEN I STILL DID NOT STAN AZUL BECAUSE HE DUOS WITH RIDDLE AND I THOUGHT HEY I GOT RIDDLE AND FLOYD SO EASILY MAYBE AZUL WILL COME HOME

Spongebob narrator voice 81 pulls later

WITH THAT GAZE ALONE AND THAT OP ASS POWER HIS CARD HAS, HE NEARLY BROUGHT MY WILL TO NOT SPEND DOWN, CRUSHED IT LIKE IT WAS NOTHING, AND IF IT WASN’T FOR QUARANTINE, I WOULD HAVE OPENED MY DAMN WALLET

Like everything about that card is just????? So perfect?????? Like, I love love LOVE THE COLORS IN THERE LIKE THOSE SHADES OF BLUE???? MMMMMMMMMMMM AND ALSO THE GOLDEN GLOW FROM THE CONTRACT THAT MAKES IT STAND OUT?? YES

AND THEN AZUL JUST LOOKS AT YOU LIKE THAT WITH THAT BEAUTIFUL SMIRK AND

HIS GROOVY IS ALSO REALLY GOOD, LIKE LOOK AT THAT POWER AND AUTHORITY HE HAS JUST WALKING INTO THE ROOM

But tbh I super love his initial so much that when I look through my friends who have Azul dorm as their support and see some of them using the groovy pic I internally go “whyyyyy”

BUT OKAY YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME I SEE WRITING BLOGS USE AZUL DORM INITIAL AS THEIR CHARA BANNER FOR AZUL, I FUCKING COMBUST

LIKE I AM JUST PEACEFULLY READING AND SCROLLING THEN I SEE AZUL DORM AND GO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

AND YO AZUL DORM IS LIKE?? SO GOOD??? EVER SINCE I GOT HIM, MY TEST SCORES FUCKING INCREASED

I DID NOT THINK SS WOULD BE POSSIBLE BECAUSE MY CARDS ARE JUST 🤡🤡🤡 BUT IN ALL ELEMENTS, I AM LESS THAN 200 POINTS AWAY FROM SS AND I’M LOWKEY SALTY ABOUT THAT BUT ALSO SO HAPPY ABOUT IT

AND MY WATER AND FIRE SCORE INCREASED TOO LIKE NOW I’M AT 10K FOR THEM WHEN MY HIGHEST WOULD BE LIKE 8K-9K AND JUST AAAAAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH AZUL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I want lv100 dorm Azul,,,,,,,, literally have a friend in game who has lv100 Azul and I went 👁👄👁

Sup hi I’m totally not sobbing over the fact I don’t have beans Azul

Okay but, if you were following me or knew me back in April-May, you probably would know that I was simping for Jade ish??

Like, when beans day came, I was SO relieved that Jade was the event SR and was like F for Azul stans

5 months later and I’m 🤡🤡🤡

BECAUSE OKAY

I WASN’T PLANNING ON PULLING IN BEANS DAY AT ALL SINCE I JUST WANTED JADE

BUT A FRIEND DID THREE SOLOS AND GOT AZUL SO I WAS LIKE “huh why don’t I try”

Big mistake

I got Jack but no Azul :((((((

And I told myself k stop it you don’t need beans Azul in your life

But my braincell really went “but his duo is Jack and you have Jack SSR and Riddle duos with Azul don’t you want don’t you don’t you :))))))))”

And I ten rolled hours before the event ended and ended up with nothing

Then when Kalim PU came I was salty that I didn’t throw my ten roll key at him and have a chance at getting a better card :)

But enough about my gacha salt, we’re simping here

Ahem so

OKAY THAT GROOVY ART LITERALLY MADE MY EYES GO 👁👄👁

THAT SMIRK IS SO HOT and I WILL SAY IT AGAIN

ALSO THE WAY HIS JACKET FLIES FROM THE FORCE OF HIS MOVEMENTS JUST 😳😳😳😳

Honestly, I’m so sad I don’t have his story :((( his expressions look sososooso good there and like, he gets dissed for having shit PE grades and I live for that AKJDJKAJF

Bringing this back because hOOOOOOOOOT DAAAAAAAAAAMN

I JUST NEED LESS THAN ONE SECOND TO LOOK AT THIS AND I’M ALREADY FLOATING IN SPACE FROM BEING EJECTED IN AMONG US

Sobs and floods NRC in tears

Okay and honestly, I just want to say I feel like the universe has been counting on me to fall for Azul from the start

AND THIS LITERALLY DATES BACK TO WHEN I WAS A CHILD OKAY

So when I was a kid, I was addicted to the word ‘azure’ LIKE I KEPT SAYING THAT WORD TO MYSELF WHEN I WAS ALONE BECAUSE I LOVE THE WAY IT LOOKS I LOVE THE WAY IT SOUNDS

AND THEN HERE COMES AZUL WHOSE NAME IN JAPANESE IS PRONOUNCED AS AZURU AND I JUST

God I love Azul’s name so much, like every time I type out his full name, I go 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

And then okay, if you have been here like at the very very start of this blog or have been stalking all my posts until you reached the end or knew me for a long ass time, I was a Riddle stan

But I was going through receipts in one Discord server while trying to find this old Azul art and those receipts dated back to when Twst was released on March 18 and my friend was screaming about Azul

AND I SAW MYSELF SCREAMING WITH HER AND I WAS LIKE “HOLY SHIT WAS I ALREADY ATTRACTED TO AZUL BACK THEN EVEN AS A RIDDLE STAN??????”

HAVE I BEEN BLIND THIS WHOLE TIME????

LITERALLY THE ONLY PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT SHOWED I WAS STILL A RIDDLE STAN THEN WAS ME GOING “ok if this is Azul already, what more of Riddle” BUT OTHERWISE, I WAS HOLDS HEAD THE ENTIRE TIME I SAW THOSE RECEIPTS

,,, holy fuck this is long I am so sorry,,,,,,

This isn’t even all my thoughts for Azul,,,,,,, aha haha ahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhaahahhaha hah hah... fml