Okay If No One Else Is Going To Say It I Will... Sophie Was 100% A Dan And Phil Stan

okay if no one else is going to say it i will... sophie was 100% a dan and phil stan

for the sake of your mental stability... don't think about dex's reaction to finding out about keefe running away again...

but more importantly, don't think about elwin's.

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SPOILER ALERT FOR UNLOCKED

after reading unlocked, i have a few things to say:

1. UH SOPHIE WAS SUCH A BADDIE! I LOVE HER! LIKE SHE HAD SO MUCH CONFIDENCE AND AHJDKDKDJDND THE MOONLARK SYMBOL IN THE SAND!! WOWOWOWOWOWO WHAT A POWERMOVE! AND THE SASS! AND SARCASM! I CANT- AND OH! THE WAY SHE TALKED TO CASSIUS.... AHH!!!!

2. keefe. is. a. dumb. ass.

while i COMPLETELY understand WHY he did what he did, i wish more than anything that he had a bit more character development to not freak out and run.

3. fitz isn't recieving my forgiveness due to the way he handled the keefe situation <3

4. DADWIN!!!!! MY HEART CANT HANDLE THE WHOLESOMENESS AHDJDKHDISNDHDJN!!! TUMBLR PALS, YOU ALL RLLY DID THAT!!

AND THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT STUFFED ANIMAL ROOM I CANT- AJDLDMRJKRMR

also shannon 100% included that just so we wouldn't murder her for the ending

5. i want to know what the fuck is up with cassius

also funny how his first instinct was to run away as well... huh.

6. the- the edaline scene 🥺

7. mr. forkle came through again. he rlly showed up and was the cool one tm and i'm not mad about it at all. forkle is on team baddie sophie and i love it.

sophie: i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life

forkle: i know this and i love you

8. i am heartbroken for dex. like he is so selfless and just a little cinnamon roll and he did so much for keefe and he stayed up all night for him and now he has to keep the talentless secret and on top of that keefe just LEAVES AFTER ALL DEX DID FOR HIM I CANT IMAGINE HOW THAT MUCH HAVE FELT

9. since i genuinely don't know how shannon is going to tie this whole series up with a nice little bow with only one more book i have a few suggestions for her:

sophie stays officially single, everyone goes to therapy, keefex becomes canon, elwin adopts keefe making dadwin official, prentice and wylie start a band, keefe kills gisela by shoving an entire fucking gulon up her asshole, sophie goes sicko mode and just kills off everyone in the neverseen in an epic battle, and everyone lives happily ever after!!!

keefe's betrayal looks a lil different here

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