Lord Astarion In Memes

Lord Astarion in memes

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Lord Astarion. 🦇

Good for me for being his Tav :D Honestly, I can't keep my bard's desire to have a deal. "I won't tell anyone and just let me cut myself and we'll settle in nicely, I can even sing or telling stories while you eat, my Lord" If you have time to say anything at all... Old School Vampires. I like the idea of a deal and happy endings. Oh, bard who sings beautifully while Lord Astarion licks the blood from their wound. Some dark quiet song like "Lullaby of woe".

You know what is wild to me?

People were making fun of Ascended Astarion when he turned into a bat after Patch 5. I stumbled across some posts since Tumblr's being stupid with the latest tags and had a good laugh. They seem pretty serious about it too. "He's pretending to be so scary and then he just turns into a freakin' bat, of all things! Isn't that funny?!"

No? Not really? We all should have expected Astarion to have the ability to turn into a bat sooner or later, even as a spawn. Or a wolf. Or a cloud of mist. Or a cloud of bats. It's what vampires do. They've been doing it in media for so long. It's a powerful ability used for stealth and easy movement. And think about this: you can be easily stalked by a bat. You would never know he was there until it was too late. It's just another tool for hunting among other things in a vampire's arsenal.

Anyone foolish enough to underestimate this ability deserves their fate. Maybe anyone foolish enough to call him cute, too, though let's face it, he'd eat up that kind of attention before dining on them.

“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention

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