Dracula's Wardrobe

Dracula's wardrobe

shoutout to fat f/o's and fat s/i's. yall make the world go round and be a better place to live in.

I can't believe I had another dream about an f/o

I was on a road trip with aether ghoul and my godsis, and we go to a 7/11 and through a window aether sees papa iii and is like cas... I'm so fucking fr rn...

And I storm in like did your older brother ask you to follow me????? And he's like no.... just check up on you and I go my man I am already traveling with a ghoul and papa just says I know but fratello wouldn't shut up until I agreed, he worries about you, and I roll my eyes but I'm flattered, and tell him to tell papa I'm fine and safe and *a literal adult I can go on a road trip if I want to thank you* and then buy the grossest sandwich in the world

Papa ii being Such an overprotective dad... can't believe him... ♡

Graveyard Smash

I got bored. Have some Mary porn.

Note that this involves a chase and a religion kink. If that ain’t your gig, play somewhere else.

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F/O QUESTIONS - Soft/Domestic Edition

1.) Describe your f/o’s voice. Is it deep and rough, or smooth and sweet? Does it happen to have an accent or a lisp?

2.) What chores is your f/o good at? Maybe folding laundry, or mowing the lawn/gardening? What chores do they do that you usually don’t?

3.) Is your f/o a cuddler, and do they get more cuddlier in private?

4.) What ways does your f/o show their love for you? By surprising you with your favourite snack once in a while, or giving you back massages when you’re in pain?

5.) Who’s more spontaneous? Would your f/o randomly want to go on a midnight drive out in town or would they be the one to complain that they’re tired?

6.) Is your f/o fussy over you if you have any self-destructive behaviours? What are their ways of making you care for yourself?

7.) What’s their signature thing they like to do when annoying you? Putting their cold hands on your skin? Poking you right in your ticklish areas?

8.) What do they usually do to take care of you when you’re ill, and vice versa? (More importantly, do they burn the soup?)

9.) What texts or phonecalls do you expect from them during the day? What do you text them during the day?

10.) What’s their contact name and assigned picture? What do they have for you?

11.) Would they be up for a date inside the animal crossing museum?

12.) Describe their hugs/cuddles.

13.) What would you cook them when you’re trying to surprise them? What gifts would you get them?

14.) Can the two of you act like functioning humans inside a grocery store together or are you both too good at getting off track and making the other laugh?

15.) What’s an inside joke between the two of you?