Its Rank Reset Today And I Wanted The Evil Incarnate Achievement So I Went In As A Fake Friendly Michael

It’s rank reset today and I wanted the Evil Incarnate achievement so I went in as a fake friendly Michael and I killed them all- Nea didn’t know until it was too late, Leon accepted his fate, Meg got chased down and murdered on the stairs, and Kate tried to escape only to meet her demise at the exit gate. Nea was circling me because I was standing still just maxing out Leon, and while she circled me I also maxed out on Kate, and then topped it off with her- I deserve all the camping and tunneling I get for the rest of the day 😂

YES I KNOW MY LAPTOP IS DIRTY AND MISSING PARTS LEAVE ME ALONE 💀

Headcanons About DBD Killers Based On Their Lore and Play Style

This will be updated as I come up with them and as I get more Killers in the game.

The Trapper

You would never leave a trial with him alive.

Takes the Obsession very seriously, leaving them for last.

If you last long enough to have hatch spawn and the ability to open a gate at the same time, know that he’ll close hatch and come looking for you.

Seriously, you’d never leave his trials alive. Never.

The Wraith

Would really be a 50/50 on if you lived or died in his trials.

Would kill you if you blind/burn him. (Please don’t blind this man. He’s terrified of fire and being burned, and blinding him burns him. Please just let my boi exist.)

Might let you live even if you stun him with a pallet, especially if he was cloaked, depending on how well you countered his efforts.

The Hillbilly

If you showed this man kindness, he wouldn’t know how to react. Seriously. This poor man doesn’t even have a name thanks to shitty parents. They bricked him into a room and fed him through a hole.

Would be hard to get close enough to even try to talk to him because of that chainsaw. His cattle hammer doesn’t help either.

This man might cry if you show him kindness.

The Shape

There’s one generator left, he has a Fragrant Lock of Hair and Tombstone, and he just got Evil Within III.

No one leaves alive. He ensures it.

All four of you are getting choked and stabbed in the stomach, I don’t make the rules.

The Legion

Frank would kill you, but not before he makes you bleed for fun.

Julie would be right there helping him.

Joey would kill you. After he got done showing off how well he can chain Feral Frenzy.

Susie might just fuck off and leave you alone. She doesn’t want to be here either, man. Please leave this poor girl alone. She didn’t even want to be a part of this to begin with.

The Ghost Face

You wouldn’t know he was there until he pulls you off the generator.

Don’t count on getting out alive.

Brought an Ebony Momento Mori so he can fill up his camera’s roll of film, and he will get all four photos.

The Mastermind

No one gets out alive. Ever. This man is merciless.

Will hit you on hook just for fun. Will probably also camp you if you pissed him off. So, seriously, don’t stun/blind him unless you want to be left on hook.

Will take full advantage of Uroboros. Use the First Aid Spray if you dare.

He brought an Ebony Momento Mori. And he doesn’t miss.

This man is a literal god. What do you expect?

Incorrect DSMP quotes!

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Techno: [sneezes]

Phil: [flying overhead] bless you

Techno: god??

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Techno: I’ve got 5 pieces of candy

Wilbur: I got a chocolate bar

Tommy: I got a quarter

Tubbo: I got a NUKE!

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Dream: would you be there for me if I was going through a hard time?

Wilbur: no.

Tommy: HAHAHAHA-

Wilbur: I hope it sucks whatever you’re going through

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Phil: techno let me see your cape. It’s laundry day

Techno: [nervous glance] no.

Phil: son, it’s time.

Techno: no. [backs away]

{a loud crunch is heard as techno moves}

Phil:….

Techno:…

Techno: ok fine.

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Tommy: [laying on the floor] I’ll never be a cop, maybe I’ll be a robber instead

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Wilbur: Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don’t make increasingly awful life choices.

Tommy: Sally’s taking too long to text back isn’t she??

Wilbur: …yes.

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George: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.

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Sapnap: life keeps fucking me and I can’t remember the safe word

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Murderer: Any last words?

Wilbur : Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

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Techno : I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

I drawing is Bea I made a while ago at work :)

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Based off what happened when I was eating dinner

You sit down with The other survivors and the killers around the campfire. The entity decided to be nice for [insert holiday] and decided to give you Chinese food. Feng was trying to show you how to use chopsticks

Y/N: uuuuuughhhhh!!! This is too hard!

Feng: just give it another try!

You sighed and went to pick up a piece of chicken only for one of the chopsticks to go flying and smacking Oni in the face

Y/N: I’m so sorry!

Feng snickers a bit at this. You sighed in frustration and stabbed the chicken with the chopstick you where still holding in your [dominant hand]. A silence fell as Yun-Jin, Yui, Oni, Spirit, Trickster, and feng all stared.

Y/N: what?