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One More Little Doodle Before Snooze Time

One more little doodle before snooze time

One More Little Doodle Before Snooze Time

Just two little guys going in an adventure to deliver divine justice to their dad, what could possibly go wrong?

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1 year ago
Unconventional Company

Unconventional Company

Warhammer/Helldivers/Halo crossover + writing warmup

Unconventional Company

Slowly Night clutched its wispy black tendrils around the planet and travel became difficult, forcing the Trio of trained soldiers to set up camp for the night. Seated around the fire the Space Marine would reach back into his satchel, digging out a large book as he leaned back some.

His voice, cutting through the settling air, rumbled the question “So pray tell guardsman, have you all finished your prayers? I hadn’t seen even a single one before battle…” He questioned, strangely nonchalant for how confused the other two were left. The other armored figures glanced to each other with small shrugs.

“prayers?” The spartan echoed, he had heard of a variety of religions back home and on various planets but with the mystery shrouding this giant already he really hadn’t taken the ‘marine’ to be much of a religious man. The Helldiver didn’t seem to be a fan of this topic however as he crossed his arms, leaning back with an aura of disapproval. He didn’t really trust this brick wall much already. Was too big of a guy. Never took off his armor…maybe he was an automaton. These prayers sounded very UN-democratic. Hmph.

Though their confusion deepened as the marine looked appalled, gently digging out an almost rosary like item with a large double headed eagle attached “ahah…yes?— your prayers to the God Emperor?” He pressed, the duo again glancing to one another.

“Doesn’t sound very democratic-“ growled the Helldiver as the marine gave off a sudden menacing aura. The spartan swiftly clapped the back of the helldiver’s helmet with his armored hand, clearing his throat to try and recover the situation, “Right! Right!! our prayers! How could we forget!?” He’d swiftly nod with growing anxiety as the Helldiver grumbled in complaint over being hit. The spartan wasn’t about to be ripped in two by this muscle man freak in super armor because the quack Helldivers like this one couldn’t see the writing on the wall.

“How indeed.” Snorted the armor clad wall of a man before allowing his original aggression, hesitantly, to fall away. “But it is only natural when fighting for the God Emperor.” He nodded matter of factly.

“For Liberty ya mean.” grumbled the Helldiver, receiving another smack to the helmet as the spartan cleared his throat once more “RIGHT! Yes! Perhaps you should lead us through one? We are a bit rusty—“

He gulped, worried of the marines reaction, hoping this would smooth it over. Even still he braced for the worst until— the marine seemed to light up? “Of course! I always am ready to show guardsmen new prayers for our God Emperor!” His deep voice bellowed as he would readjust to be closer to the two.

Despite the Helldiver disliking the idea the spartan forced ‘convinced’ him to go along with it, if only to just please this ‘Space Marine’ into not crushing them under his boot— and he had to admit, it was kind of endearing the joy the marine displayed as he traced over the strange words within his book, explaining these ‘prayers’ he picked out for them and how to say them.

…Maybe this wouldn’t be so bad?

Unconventional Company

Lovely dividers by @squishyowl (Imperial) and myself :) (Helldiver)

Yapping below the cut

Oh BROTHER this one took a lot. Idk y but hey it happens (mostly due to my inability to stay on a project for too long—) but anyhow

This bad boy had say in my inbox for a WHILE and in my notes even longer….i think I ported it over to tumblr around the time I made the original au post, meanwhile it’s been written since about I first made the au, so woof a while ago

This bad boy took a few months on and off again to complete just due to my spelling and grammatical errors and the whole not working 100% of the time on it X.X

But here it is!!! Idk if it was obvious but the crossover is a really fun idea to me and I definitely wanna do more with if- so we shall see 🥰

I’m just a big huge sucker for sci-fi stuff especially sci-fi battle stuff and these three being big poster children for that idk how I couldn’t

Anywho- thank you all for reading and u all are so cool and thanks to my moots who proof read it for me 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶✨✨✨💪💪💪💪

Everyone have a good day 🫶


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1 year ago

Working on painting my little goober—

Working On Painting My Little Goober
Working On Painting My Little Goober
Working On Painting My Little Goober
Working On Painting My Little Goober

Working with what I got and everything =w=

He gets a nice little sunset color theming bc I like the colors a bunch 🥰

He isn’t the best but he is my son 😈 ignore the fact I’m using a water bottle for grip- I don’t have too much fancy stuff so we ball


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1 year ago

“Yeah he’s an indoor marine but we like to try and take him out for a bit, ya know? After all he loves his little enclosed patio at home and really since we’ve gotten the carrier he’s seemed so much happier with it. We’re just glad to let him be outdoors and have this stimulation.”

Yeah Hes An Indoor Marine But We Like To Try And Take Him Out For A Bit, Ya Know? After All He Loves
Yeah Hes An Indoor Marine But We Like To Try And Take Him Out For A Bit, Ya Know? After All He Loves

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1 year ago

Some more art stuff!!!!

First up is this lovely pony belonging to @nightpeltsdream :3 she was very fun to doodle!!! And a hit among people who saw me sketching her!

Some More Art Stuff!!!!

Then there is this darling Star Aardvark by Jshark

I took a few liberties with her but man she was a blast to draw!!!!

Some More Art Stuff!!!!

I can’t forget this thumbnail I made for the art too I just love it so much!!!

Some More Art Stuff!!!!

This little cutie is named even and belongs to @thedem0n4rtist :3

Some More Art Stuff!!!!

Then finally this piece with a few meow meows :0

The big angelic catto is Heavnly, @AtlasWarriorDesigns ‘s oc, while the others are my own :) (inspo here)

Some More Art Stuff!!!!

And ofc all my work on this fun design gets a bit gobbled up so here’s heavenly without all that garbled mess

Some More Art Stuff!!!!

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1 year ago

Hey kid

Wanna see a fruity god emperor?

No? Too bad.

He’s essentially this big bundle of hcs + a mini au I’ve been making (basically emps comes back and Girlyman gotta show his dad around the empire)

Hey Kid
Hey Kid

Emp: why aren’t these inquisitors looking me in the eyes? Robby: you’re 13 feet tall and your tits out. And you’ve been ‘dead’ for a millennia and a god.

He’s learning so much about the new world he hasn’t really gotten to interact with one to one

Hey Kid
Hey Kid

Emps: Goodness! What a stunning little society! So advanced for such a short time! Not even psykers yet! How amazing! Emps: surly you are aiding its growth and taking advantage of trade!

Hey Kid
Hey Kid

Commissar: we uh hate them- because they’re uh- different? Emps: why am I not shocked?

As an extra little treat + from a convo I had with some moots, he gets alien space pigs as new sons pets now

Hey Kid
Hey Kid
Hey Kid
Hey Kid

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