Lavenderthewolf - Ur Local Werewolf

moths? butterflies? dragons? CvC

i’m pissin i finally took a closer look at the timeline in dbh and november 6th is just A Fuckin Day for hank anderson

went to sleep fuck knows when, if at all, because he’d been up interrogating ortiz’s android until 2am

shows up at the precinct around 10am somehow, greeted by fowler slam dunking all android-related cases and connor on his desk

has to chase down kara right off the bat, potentially stop connor from running headlong into traffic, potentially watch him die (again), and it’s barely noon

you think thats the end of the excitement? nah son right after lunch break we chasing another android and this time you get teleported to a convenient location so you can get tossed off the roof! - the nest starts at 3:00 PM and lasts for prolly like an hour max

tbh be honest i am only mildly surprised that the guy clocks out after that and spends the next four hours getting blackout drunk

just in time for a home invasion by none other by the fucker you got saddled with who can parkour across rooftops but goes through a window like a sack of potatoes - 7:50 PM

this is not how alcohol works, david, hank should be unfit for duty and also unable to stand upright for hours

the investigation at eden club wraps up in a maximum of like 20 minutes, which leaves hank and connor doing god knows what between 8:30 PM and their talk in riverside park at 1:20 AM

i’m not saying i’m itching to write a drabble in there but i am saying that we have five hours of hank dragging connor along for whatever reason while still burning off the whiskey

So is anyone else absolutely distraught by Nina's graduation announcement?

soooo.

fuck discord.

Turn these off NOW. If you wait they can use whatever you've said or shared with your friends on there until whenever you turn it off, even after you turn it off.

Turn them off and tell Discord to get their head out of their arse and go fuck themselves.

“Anything to make the pretty boy feel special” “I guess I’ll make the first move” “I want to see you writhe” “shut your mouth, you wouldn’t want to die with it open” “you’re so goddamn weak” “you rely on those pretty blues too much” “you’re gonna regret that smart mouth of yours” “you were wide open” “you’re too soft” 

should’ve just had Krauser call Leon a fag at that point

POV you’re about to play one of the most vile games ever produced