Me And @ichor-and-symbiosis Are Gyutaros Top Sexy Waifus. I Dont Make The Rules, Gyutaro Does ;3

Me and @ichor-and-symbiosis are Gyutaro’s top sexy waifus. I don’t make the rules, Gyutaro does ;3

Uzui, leaning seductively against the wall: Flirting is in my genes ;)

Zenitsu:

Inosuke:

Tanjirou: . . . What.

Muichirou: His father was a slut, too.

We salute a very fearless warrior

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

Vanya: What if I... ended the world... ahaha just kidding... unless?

The rest of the Umbrella Academy:

Please throw. (press play to hear sweet, pleading mews)