How Would The Spiders React To The Torture Dance?

How would the Spiders react to the Torture Dance?

LMAOOOOO

This is definitely going to be one of my favourites like ever

Full credit to la-squadra1234

The spiders-

Feitan: ….what are they doing…….

Phinks: I’m a little worried

Nobunaga: damn, just how flexible are you?!?!

Chrollo: I don’t typically listen to this sort of music, followed by a ridiculous dance

Uvogin: OH HELL YEAH DANCE PARTY LET ME JOIN!!!!!

Franklin: what in the fuc-

Hisoka: 👁️👄👁️

Hisoka: why am I here again???

Shalnark: Uvo wait for me! I want to join with you!!!

They would all have very mixed reactions as you can see lmao

I really really really liked this one and it was really fun to write and the best part about it is that it only took me like 10 to 15 minutes!!!

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!

Ok I thought of something funny

POV: phinks’s son and nobunaga’s daughter have like HUGE and OBVIOUS crushes on each other

BUT…nobunaga’s daughter is like a big flirt and a tease while phinks’s sons just like “😊😅”

I wanna know what you’ll think nobunaga’s and phinks’s reaction will be if this goes down in front of them/or they were eve’s dropping

LMAOOOOOOOO

This is going to be so good!!!!!

Full credit to la-squadra1234

Nobunaga’s reaction-

Nobunaga’s initial thought was…

What the hell when has my daughter ever started acting like this?

What in the fuck is she saying?!?!

God, dammit I have to go tell phinks this bullshit

God, this is so annoying and painful to hear

Can somebody just make it end????

God, I hate this so much!!!!

I cannot wait to rant about this to uvogin

He’s definitely going to think this is bullshit

…..

Phinks reaction-

Phinks initial reaction was…

Goddamn, my son is a fucking loser

He needs to be a man

OK this is painful to watch

Ugh OK now I just hate this

Holy shit why is my son so shy? He is never this shy

Why is he acting so calm like react or something!!!!

Yeah, no I can’t do this anymore

This is way too hard to watch at this point 

Their reaction together-

Wtf

No

Stop

Ew

When in the hell did our children start acting like this?

Where did this behaviour even come from?

What the hell

Oh, hell no

Disgusting disgusting. Disgusting. Disgusting. Disgusting.

NOOOOOOOO

Our children are so grown up now-

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed as much as I did writing this. It was really fun to write and I really enjoyed writing this This was literally so creative. Such a good request

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!

Happy birthday chuuya!!

Ilyyyyyy so much!!!!

I really really love your headcanon for the fanchild, and you really inspired me to make Tanni (Uvo's daughter) and I would like tobknow of you could make headcanon for her too please ? QvQ

(The only headcanon I have for her yet are that her furr jacket is Y/N's old jacket, and her kicks are strong like her father's punch)

Ofccccccccc

Thank you so much I appreciate it. I love making headcannons in to see that somebody else likes. My headcannons means a lot to me!

Full credit to la-squadra1234

Btw Ik I have made a headcannon for uvogins daughter already, but that was a bad ass version. This one is going to be more sweet.

Uvogins daughter-

She is super sweet but she can turn into a bad ass real quick

She loves to cuddle

She likes to dance

She loves blasting music in her room

Whenever anybody hears her blasting music they don’t tell her to stop because she has/listens to good music

 She is a fun person to be around

And it’s hard to pick a problem with her, or to have a problem with her when she is being very sweet

 She has a good fashion sense

For some reason she wears sunglasses inside of the house

Everybody is used to her doing that by now, but she just thinks that it look stylish and she doesn’t care what other people say or have to say about it

 she has a lot of colourful dresses

 She likes to play board games with her dad

 she loves to eat candy

She has a pretty hard punch as it is, but her kicks are way too strong

God for bid you get kicked by her

That will literally be the last thing that you ever do

 She loves to organize things

Her room normally isn’t dirty at all, but there are just a bunch of clothes on her floor

 She is always wearing headphones, except when she is outside

She is very aware of her surroundings

 Wherever she goes, even if she doesn’t have her phone on her, which is very rare, but she always brings a charger with her for some reason

 She is always wearing mascara

She loves to watch TV with her dad

She enjoys spending quality time with her dad whenever she possibly can

She cherishes all the good and fun moments with him, and she remembers them for life. She never forgets them

She has a very good and strong memory

 When she is not feeling like being super stylish, she just puts on a hoodie

She has like 1 billion hoodies but normally she just wears her favourite one whenever she wears a hoodie

And her favourite one is just a plain black one with her favourite band on the front of the hoodie

 She has black out curtains

And she always has her LED lights on

And they are either on blue, red, yellow, or purple 

She has a bunch of pillows

She never makes her bed

Unless one of her friends are coming over then she will make the pillows all fancy and look pretty and act as if she always has it like that but everybody knows that she doesn’t, but they just let her get away with it because she is adorable

 She loves to eat ice cream

Ice cream is by far her favourite treat to have 

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed. I just love making headcannons so much. It’s just so fun to me!!

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!

Can you do phantom troupe play dates head canons with their daughters (the one you did head canons for)

Yesss ofcccc!

Full credit to la-squadra1234

I don’t remember exactly what I did, but I’m pretty sure I said something along the lines of shalnarks daughter has a play date with uvogins daughter and they play video games or something like that so correct me if I’m wrong, but I am going to do that

Shalnark and uvogin’s daughters having a play date…

 There would be no arguments between the two

They would play video games, almost the entire time

Shalnarks daughter have the newest consuls and games so of course they had to play for basically the entire time

 They would definitely play card games if they are not playing video games

Uvogins daughter is teaching shalnarks daughter on what a burn book is, and how to make it

And yes, they end up making a burn book

Full of all of the phantom troupe members

And their friends, or their enemies

And the phantom troupe enemies

 they would take a bunch of pictures together

And they would print the pictures out and tape them and put it onto their walls

 They would have a competition to see who can drink their water bottle the fastest

Shalnarks daughter would try her hardest to get uvogins daughter to get away from all of the T-shirts, and tank tops, and try to make her wear a dress

 They would definitely do each other’s hair

They would tell each other all of their secrets

 If they were allowed to go outside, they would go to a store and get clothes

Uvogins daughter would do embarrassing/funny dances, out in public

And shalnarks daughter would run away and act as if she doesn’t know uvogins daughter

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed it as much as I did writing this. This was really fun to write.

BTW Honestly, I’m probably going to end the three day limit of me having to write a story in three days or less because it’s just too much and it’s adding way too much pressure onto me and I feel like it would be better for me and everybody if I could create a story when I am fully concentrated on just doing that and not stressed out about making post so I’m going to end that

I will see everybody in the next post Bye now!

Bonus drawing for last request 😂

Nobunaga’s daughter x Phinks’s son

You’re drawing is so good!!!

Full credit to la-squadra1234

Nobunaga’s and phinks reaction together-

Nobunaga would literally beat his daughter😭😭😭😭

Phinks would definitely yell at his son for not shooting his shot

Phinks and Nobunaga would feel awkward around each other from there on out

phinks would be Hella confused as to why his son was so shy in that scenario

Nobunaga would be Hella confused as to how his daughter even got that behaviour 

Sorry that this is short, but I couldn’t really think of a lot of things…I hope everybody enjoyed it though!!

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!