Kris-hawkins - In The Stars

Dash it all, Basil! The queen’s in danger. Olivia’s counting on us. We’re about to be horribly splattered, and all you can do is feel sorry for yourself. Well, I know you can save us. But if you’ve given up, then why don’t we set it off now and be done with it!

Repeat after me:

Bucky Barnes is not a villain.

Nick Fury is not a completely heartless asshole.

Clint Barton is not a useless character.

Loki Laufeyson is not innocent.

Howard Stark was a bad parent.

Pepper Potts is not a bitch.

The Hulk is not a mindless beast.

Bruce Banner is not a monster.

Bruce Banner will not Hulk-out over the littlest things.

Steve Rogers is not racist, sexist, nor homophobic.

Steve Rogers is not completely innocent nor is he afraid of strong women.

Tony Stark is not just a rich brat with a suit.

Tony Stark is not a cheating creep with no respect for women.

Thor Odinson is not stupid.

Thor Odinson is not a Poptart obsessed stripper.

Natasha Romanoff is not just eye candy.

Natasha Romanoff has a heart.

Did you get all that? Good.

Holmes and Watson - Bicycle for Two

John Cleese & Arthur Lowe, The Strange Case of the End of Civilisation as We Know It, 1977

Taichirō Hirokawa & Kōsei Tomita, 名探偵ホームズ | Sherlock Hound, 1984

Igor Petrenko & Andrey Panin, Шерлок Холмс | Sherlock Holmes, 2013

Choi Kang-hee & Kwon Sang-woo, 추리의 여왕 | Mystery Queen, 2017

Where is the invention that lets us teleport into movies and television shows to hug our favourite characters?? The fact that I cannot do this yet is entirely unacceptable what good is science if it has not led us here already?? I