For Me The Funniest Thing To Come Out Of The Goncharov Meme Was Not Any Of The Fake Scenes Or The Nyt

For me the funniest thing to come out of the goncharov meme was not any of the fake scenes or the nyt articles about it or whatever but the fact that due to the fact that he'd found it funny when I told him about it I got my dad several books by ivan goncharov for christmas that year as a joke fully expecting him to not even touch them BUT to everyone's surprise he read every single one cover to cover and liked them so much that he read dostoevsky and then read tolstoy and then pushkin and then gogol and now barely reads anything that isn't nineteenth century russian literature and also has started watching academic talks about crime and punishment and will randomly bring up shit like the politics present in bulgakov's writing in at LEAST half of our conversations. all because of goncharov

‘You seem to be enjoying the fruits of my labour that came to me too young’ - Paris Paloma, The Fruits.

Alicent Hightower and Viserys Targaryen, House of the Dragon // Hozier, Swan Upon Leda // Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale // Paris Paloma, Labour // Joanna Russ, The Female Man

Too Sweet by Hozier is an incredibly JMart-coded song. This song is about Jonathan "exhilarated by a merry-go-round ride" Sims and Martin "making tea during the literal apocalypse" Blackwood. I love them I am crying Mr. Hozier respectfully wtf

The answer to your problems is self-discipline

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥 😛 this strain is called "🧡" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear they're hard launching

my buddy danny pacing: gay